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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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3 O- J/ [+ D* t+ w8 N% ~; s 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
; A0 m ?; o- O 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 4 M4 U% D3 ~2 b7 [
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
# W0 g8 C0 t2 i- d0 B! _ v 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! , m, q" K( J% w+ H3 h5 J
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ! G/ Y* {+ b6 w q8 Z1 D
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 5 t- z `9 a4 n2 n" u
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
[4 I1 } x4 I1 X me: chemistry. . . + E$ R. G. w& U3 C- w5 [
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
. `# ]' _2 H9 J5 t9 _' B! ` 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 7 A, j! P" T, w& j: [
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
$ \4 r! j0 R+ Y$ P+ r 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 1 ~& k' K3 d) U, e9 y
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. * r$ m5 z. l8 O+ ?
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 6 f8 b, y; ?: o# i1 I8 x
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
6 u; J8 }5 K6 H- T( a/ P this time, a players on the answer in the.
6 u5 i4 C; M N: }& ^* R5 m1 O host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" " g7 t0 R+ F' k: E; {- e
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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% C) |1 p9 Z( L \- F0 ]* `% T day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
/ v5 C4 I" f( {7 o* X% i+ m I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "7 m. P$ {9 S( ~0 R4 V
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
3 |2 V+ ]" P g+ X, p5 |* n 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
6 o d: Y% _5 A% L; r- W2 {. ~ results say it is: "He has passed away ..." & v5 k- K- X6 q7 ]: [$ v- Z
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
9 {( ~3 v; P' H+ V 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" + m4 A# _% f x" S M7 T# u
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
6 ~% x" B. G4 s1 ? 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ! J# \) x( R9 @0 g a& s
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 8 ]5 P+ R" u6 ]& N2 W* i
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 8 n- |8 p; q: b" l" P; j- T
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
1 s3 r2 @1 V7 B4 f( H 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "* u: A }7 N7 [" e3 O
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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