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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh6 L# C7 v, P; b2 k
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; ?5 S# T/ T2 R& T 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar ; Q4 c1 u, c" V. _8 T; L Y# S
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
6 W* B: t" s) z1 r0 \" ?1 Y 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! ) y3 \+ L8 O% {+ K: ~$ ?! K
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 3 g: T# R$ T6 A* m
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
3 ]4 S/ w) O) g5 g! l, V# b 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 9 Q" W( v( X$ T4 f& K: ?
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? # B' I& n8 y6 Q }, X
me: chemistry. . . " ~, ]9 N, }5 D. }1 c# Q3 [. [
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
: f9 w4 q* y" O ^% w$ ^ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 1 c& E6 R/ J1 K# v6 k4 Q# p
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
4 |6 K/ A6 L# t0 z G 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 9 Q4 |3 K( q% l% ]: Q ^
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
+ X/ q1 N% r+ V, q: ?) I+ p hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 7 v h: h7 B4 }; a# C
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
4 ~& ^( V+ y9 Q3 l G, L& o this time, a players on the answer in the.
. @2 W$ [+ \6 D' K% U" K- x0 S host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
8 G5 E, {5 c% I6 B0 J% G 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
% F6 r7 F* ~9 T( |7 c 13, when the school ) a; G/ F& {; c' H
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "7 h7 S, l0 v a
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "4 t) N" f G& V" n" T
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
; q' W" S3 f3 W6 [$ h 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
' ~! Q$ H# u5 j, O3 [9 N2 c 15, one bedroom
! O5 N3 A, t, Q& \! j students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 9 m9 [0 C: ?; M2 f
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 3 F1 m- T, N( ], I8 |, I
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" + Q# `* [/ @+ }8 w
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" , L+ g8 j! V* k r( t
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." # t. _7 D, ^8 l8 W' Y5 w. N% V& B3 T
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ! b8 E; W( A% @6 V6 \/ c9 p- ~) o
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
, J( H$ \. ^/ V* x" z4 F, B7 f9 d 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." / b" ^% L6 S4 t6 _6 N2 o8 t$ a5 r
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" . E/ S, x; S) k- B$ S8 C
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
/ y7 Q- a) ^% \# c7 q 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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