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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh4 ]4 @6 E" T6 D6 o! Z7 ?" X: C
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
2 N3 t- p2 W' d7 |0 y& H 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
5 y# u+ p0 D7 i6 Y 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
( ]8 j1 i+ z/ b6 T& i/ \ 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
( V: s' P; j: C# `& k 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
* L+ `# Q$ M3 r H' w 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . / [9 o P6 d/ ?
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 2 I( d# @ j# U' O
me: chemistry. . .
1 O" A0 O8 D- N6 H% x. W6 a 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" & x0 Z0 ^" D4 ?. E1 c1 v
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
6 {7 D- i0 i2 @ 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
# C! Z) b" _1 e7 q9 @( v. z: w 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
# t; v) Z7 M& p( |# O( x 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ' g- E2 F0 |" L h7 S7 B9 B
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
9 x$ l, Z8 i! X; E# X' d7 E3 Y+ Z then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
6 r, [! D9 X0 k this time, a players on the answer in the. # u- {4 M6 q/ ~3 U* M
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
) v, C/ j. U( r5 K* P% f6 g 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "8 x3 o6 L. M. G0 w: z; s" H5 r7 @) w
13, when the school 6 P. Z$ y4 g+ O. f% y& c
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
# \% x* C: {" C Q; ~# w I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
+ I5 L' ^, C5 q: ?% q you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 8 |6 h; p# G5 [" r: L
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
, _8 ~. |/ G9 N 15, one bedroom
Y2 K( n* r* I5 C9 M% S8 m students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
" Q! F& \# f" f+ \1 Z( o; ? results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
/ }; j2 Y) _$ E- T1 m 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
( Y, ]5 B; }& I% ?$ e5 c3 V 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 1 x$ a5 G) s. s; j2 {1 t
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." , ]0 c5 s9 s' n& D A' g2 O
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ' Y. O; o# w2 p8 q
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
$ o7 ^- T, D7 {+ i- b 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." ; f/ T/ w5 Y3 A1 I/ q4 a# g; u
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ' h4 ~5 c- d* e7 l. k( M
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
# b; G4 D- _8 J* @8 E$ y, K. \ 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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