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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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6 M9 T3 ]. @+ g4 [+ u' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 2 h+ A' G: l/ D+ w* F
; q L: H; ^# h _* a'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 0 j5 C' x5 y& ~4 s7 w1 x6 m
'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says, - I6 C6 m. n2 U, a% v2 x9 h
'How much do you weigh?' 1 J( Z4 E1 W3 [. T0 z, n. M
2 i7 I' H) \1 r'Now really,' the mother says,
7 {4 u) d; U0 `. b6 G$ a4 [& n'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' . ^' q% c1 l9 Z, V' l5 F
7 S( Q1 A- B3 j) |! e'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ! u3 ]( E6 L8 A
8 ]& E3 H7 I2 U% @7 q+ pThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. $ K% c( j y+ U
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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7 o, h- b, N& `) [ v'Well,' says the friend,
- ]# q X3 z) {# q; J'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. ' T; a4 x7 Z% S! E5 H( }* s
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' . ^8 f( j0 Y% a' o; i
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
( h1 d% c, y8 M# f+ ~4 U4 f'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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; f! {( k Z5 o' x: r# DThe mother is surprised and asks, & {( y( w0 H W2 l6 S/ B
'How did you find that out?
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- _4 d. A7 \6 {; y' d6 x0 c'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
6 K3 y( z5 ^6 f4 L. [& ?8 \2 } g'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 2 F8 L. H I1 z& ]$ n4 X3 }
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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, P& b/ x- s% J'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'$ b2 |( {" ?, y7 K; b$ w+ [5 z
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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8 u6 b3 ^ l0 g* k' V6 E0 BIf you see someone without a smile today4 S2 m; e: Z1 z% {2 ]% t. J& P
give them one of yours |
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