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8 C& d+ q" f$ E& ADriver's License - too cute not to forward! ?' y& k' q9 m' J3 `" Z. c9 [: i
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. . S0 Y% H. f V B$ |3 {
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' " t* h1 W7 T5 J. V8 F3 w
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. : L" G8 n! m, x7 l* b4 |
'It's not polite.' " O. M1 w$ l, R5 ~/ H6 v8 p0 [1 c" l
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'OK', the little girl says,
& s( E; s5 y3 W7 L; f7 z'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, " `( I, a: r) k, p2 \) O
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ; r! q3 a& K' b
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 9 j+ l5 \9 b: y9 `5 w" S0 z$ g+ t
. R$ d. R# Q: ]8 i8 t2 y7 v'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 3 f9 a: |: ~4 A6 h! G3 k
- c3 q0 w) o: j' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ( t& D! q1 n% m; c" K: _
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'Well,' says the friend,
9 Z3 A, D; J7 c( g'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
r8 p8 K( ~ r" PIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, , ~+ v( l \! |# {% ]2 |+ }' p
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 6 W% F' Z7 h; ]9 O
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The mother is surprised and asks,
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 9 [5 N3 m/ B) S
4 j+ S; [* X( L. u. i+ wThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. 4 y* q, s2 |8 t( I/ B/ `
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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3 @- U/ b/ l& ^+ X2 h'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ( Z- X4 k$ }- X1 Y# w
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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& m) G1 `- m6 Y6 l; ~2 XIf you see someone without a smile today- ` ^# b; u1 j1 ^! q$ P
give them one of yours |
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