Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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5 Y# r, M7 B# EDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

8 Z& v  |8 [) T/ K$ K: b" SA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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1 O: y+ s; o$ B2 {, W' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
7 V3 s5 D& ]6 N6 M# c# E'It's not polite.'

5 K% y7 F& Y" _1 F8 S'OK',  the little girl says,
: }$ N$ u' W1 M, z- |'How much do you  weigh?'

0 m8 m  G* x; f# t) c0 s% l'Now really,' the mother says,  
+ r5 H( s* L1 W4 O, I' A'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

( \% {. n7 m5 R1 l# s'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

9 F! W0 N. u4 O0 M. e4 lThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
6 u6 O, B8 [$ n& qIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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( j: r$ _; A, g4 ]! qLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
# S$ n0 S$ h) u8 F; ?; d  L'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

& U& w% B. U- k- ~+ Y% s9 u8 S'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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/ @8 H# v% ^; m  rThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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- n) N# r8 R1 J" Z4 f'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
2 e7 _+ c( u* A+ K+ i# w7 a: h9 Dgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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