Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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# {8 T( S! W! s+ fDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

4 v: ^; J0 K( Y'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
: S- F/ r( i* e' L! ~& z; h9 A'It's not polite.'
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7 l) }* L$ r4 T3 C'OK',  the little girl says,
( I+ k/ ]9 w8 Y  m4 x'How much do you  weigh?'

" {8 I# ]; ^3 r7 w/ y; S- v4 z+ q'Now really,' the mother says,  
3 Q  n# q& V0 a'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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3 Q  Z: n* i4 v6 L) wUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

, B* N, x8 p" B. K6 b7 K'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 `5 ~: |; e  b2 NIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
+ n* J+ V: [- \! J' A; E4 J1 W'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

9 W2 }" J0 u) h4 {9 ^5 C: hThe mother is surprised and  asks,
1 w* T0 \- X- X: I" K+ h'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
& H6 e$ L/ ^2 ^2 \'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

" \, u9 u7 q8 P2 ]  e'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
" J0 I7 M( K3 F8 w/ n  E5 f'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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8 E: Z* ^8 X$ a) {1 l& [3 A: q'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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" T4 n1 }' I( B- D! U5 ]$ g'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
6 W! h" o6 G8 @, K4 Rgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller