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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 # F* P, o. i" L7 h! R8 }& Y
) `" [& U' |3 N2 w- sDriver's License - too cute not to forward, Y6 {. u$ p; O
. T+ U! J: W% T4 q* iA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. / J0 R5 n( v2 [
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' % v) f7 n8 _; ]7 R- j6 J
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ( X; I, ^7 `, O. O
'It's not polite.'
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. B3 P( j7 n6 C5 o L'OK', the little girl says, . }( A1 O- h* }( n
'How much do you weigh?' " }- x, Q3 @6 s. S3 ]3 ^ E
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'Now really,' the mother says, 0 P( Q' \* p( u M
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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9 e$ j% z$ S' P8 XUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 8 `6 H4 N6 ~7 Q' n& {0 }
% h% T( q- B4 S4 G/ a% `% g6 M+ S'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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9 ~- ?& s$ b$ p+ r8 i( a" X7 @8 {' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. - |5 \, p4 `% q# n4 [$ p
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'Well,' says the friend, , F. B+ S- T, u: a- \$ e
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 1 x9 t' Z2 d4 s* C+ K6 `* w
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' : F9 h, S+ P& D' h5 D
+ ]; K. ]% \3 l* b" g- D iLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 6 w; r8 o; w7 H0 V
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' ^1 i& V7 ]% g, c6 m4 Z
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The mother is surprised and asks,
& `7 Z, u1 j8 k'How did you find that out? " m1 n3 U' K0 r# z( H; S8 k$ y
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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& F+ B1 i J* Y1 ^The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
3 m0 k1 G2 q8 D1 b. G3 [2 V'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 2 U5 a8 v. i( D1 ^
" D2 O" P) V! m. w( j2 V'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, + @' @7 ^% a8 h3 N
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'6 n/ o( R! O8 ~- j; ]6 I
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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