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/ \, p% `8 @5 u/ k9 D0 ODriver's License - too cute not to forward4 w! X/ S6 C) r" R/ {5 K3 b" O0 O) J7 ^
: G5 }8 L1 p' Z, b% U: IA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 5 s. l" }' X' x1 m1 ?' Y/ }
'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
6 W2 ?+ i8 B6 l" n7 o( d$ r9 u'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, 8 s" Y- R' u4 R0 d$ s9 b5 H
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 5 j7 V) k, f8 H$ u( L) E
% }; o1 I Z- w" V+ S'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' , R$ U. I" b7 }# ~) Y$ `8 ~" U
8 {$ m0 N9 P; m+ ]$ YThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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0 U0 ]/ }9 I( v'Well,' says the friend,
6 P- u5 K( ]. f& x4 l0 ?+ x'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. ; H0 }1 L. }! z/ b6 _( f
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 0 k: Q4 M/ l# [% ]$ W% z
/ q$ I: B$ \9 h% j( X9 _- hLater that night the little girl says to her mother, " J, z% {7 f( C `* R% ~
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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+ m7 u8 V2 A* j) g7 }7 dThe mother is surprised and asks, : y. u9 g; @0 K
'How did you find that out?
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! k$ g& T- ?$ C7 k; P5 L'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' * a$ y9 J- f8 L0 U F3 [
( |/ D% v C# u( C1 S3 {! s7 YThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
3 O( }- u6 _* N# p'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' % P. n, q- S2 B/ z. t2 r, }
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
6 b( t+ _: A! Z7 p0 c# x'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ' t! ^$ Q7 E3 v, {4 u
1 ^; O, P0 D, ]'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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/ Q: Z: y9 z! t3 W" JIf you see someone without a smile today
$ @ d5 V; T' Y3 K5 G& Wgive them one of yours |
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