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6 @: h6 N- w9 v f% \' ~/ A' P5 cDriver's License - too cute not to forward8 c1 g! R) P. V; N" f6 t
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. & }2 a$ `8 g9 y8 }- E3 ^0 c' ?/ |
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' A3 h, A ?/ g
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ) @2 w3 `) U- B/ N J
'It's not polite.' _) N. Z, o# E. y- _
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'OK', the little girl says, * e: p A( X* d- l4 j
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
' A' |1 r. @% q4 [3 _# y'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ) x! q8 Q( a6 r( I3 f1 `" z; M
3 O( C9 X% E: R; ?- R'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 6 y$ E" @, x4 C3 p: t. |
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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& Y; c7 E8 d' ?, m) H' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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; l* N; A3 u+ x" y; f'Well,' says the friend,
0 U. R8 ?2 Z9 C) W( p7 f'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 4 Z2 f- m4 w3 D
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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; b" W; r# n# Z4 f4 `2 _Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
& E4 Z+ J! A- p1 K'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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% r" U$ O5 v4 X. G. Z9 q& NThe mother is surprised and asks,
5 {# ]* D I, J: B7 U6 K* g& z9 u'How did you find that out? ; J( I; U/ ~3 m5 P, o
/ \! w$ W# r) n4 f# F'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 3 K6 u& W0 V0 X4 q1 ]+ E/ w3 Z
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 5 A( [( A4 ~+ @% O6 N. v" `. d2 W
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ) x) d, k1 ]8 L* H
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 4 `' H3 l: I, n
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'; h) R# K( F0 V' g: K" w
# m5 B' O8 P) q& W# N6 ]. H1 x'Because you got an F in sex.'
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/ |+ {; M! m! x, k: V9 o+ GIf you see someone without a smile today
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