Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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) y) V! y5 ?% O% W9 O" SDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

% X7 ~- W9 G/ |$ Q* I$ o3 XA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

5 {2 f1 f, W2 B' a! `: t'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
& \* L% d8 q/ s/ \/ ]. z4 K$ [! Y'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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- O4 E2 G4 A% c# ?4 VUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

8 S. o. a# m5 W# w! RThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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% S! W, _$ n4 D5 O' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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+ H; G" C6 u+ g9 {/ z1 z'Well,' says the friend,
; ]6 ?0 |6 O" I! W'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
3 @4 t9 A3 ^, r# ~7 Y) FIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

3 ?' M/ d3 N: ~% y* ~Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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- x" `' |  ^3 _. l- p1 PThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
: P& t2 q$ v& m- e3 i+ M'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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; w3 z# z2 F: i'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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' Z0 z6 T( e; \# T% C2 o'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

# i% C" Z( A9 U' \'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller