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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 5 @$ P3 C/ j& m5 X; Z+ H( ]9 |8 w
: t1 G/ N" f" P; m- c* bDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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; _* l$ r! S- RA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. * h0 F# z6 h6 Y
0 Y" Y0 ~5 y/ Q' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' - ^+ v8 f) Q& K# O) |7 @
9 Y* @/ O! _. |1 L& `8 h/ r L# P'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 0 j1 Y+ c {4 x. H" Y" _8 [& d
'It's not polite.' ) |: K% g7 Z" H; e+ }, v5 Y
$ }2 a" R4 {" R; m# R" ^'OK', the little girl says, 6 C1 e2 g& h- a8 ^6 P* V: B
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
! y8 p* v/ H( M( S$ F: R'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' # y& d# @; a; t: ]" h1 L6 F
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' & [. }/ O8 H+ \; w' }) U1 U1 x
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 7 J ^3 R8 H. ~8 m
5 Q9 z* W0 I1 c* QThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. " R0 d8 e7 {. T( M! F( Y
" |: G8 b5 n2 {# l8 A1 D. J' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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; L0 D: n6 c" w" q$ \9 V* J4 d'Well,' says the friend, 6 @; F4 h: t. J" r T3 E6 `
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. : C! y! @" B7 k; M* z
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 1 X) l$ n' N+ c9 l& k
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ; K$ W$ y0 G: ]( k" I) P
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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$ F, E+ |0 }% i( W: \The mother is surprised and asks, 8 d9 r8 I! g; p* [6 {
'How did you find that out? 6 z0 K7 z3 [- _% h
9 D! v+ e6 |& R1 g o' e& R& o'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 9 K/ @7 d9 _% S" d1 l- Z+ c
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 6 O$ |1 k8 ]) k4 f$ D, y' |, ^8 ~
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 5 z# _# m0 w2 t" ?6 J. @0 A
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' # Z& R& `3 q& H7 K; c
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'9 S6 \) ~* X" y+ v- D7 v2 [. y
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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. B' B; x% q+ s8 V$ N0 l' XIf you see someone without a smile today
3 y9 j# E2 y: a/ |give them one of yours |
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