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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,* G; Z; _5 d1 K7 a D
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.; \. h7 f* B$ g
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he; {3 q4 l8 A0 f0 M9 n7 ~! W
say to you?'
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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