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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,7 n- W+ S! v: Z# r! Z( Q. Z$ D
5 r/ C& o& q5 |% T/ ~7 ?7 M; K$ hand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him. ]! V- C1 S/ l" z) ~! _
6 r$ @! X& X+ J0 \. Z# G$ pAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the# B- h6 s( {1 z) W0 }0 L
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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2 C- K9 n# m) ^6 oLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'9 c9 L1 d- z! l) O* q
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him. a. `: U# Y3 P4 y4 P6 U5 v' R; T' g, I: Q/ A
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.5 G% Z- c3 ?* S8 j, L6 R, Y& N
! z9 ?& w( y# x+ A5 T4 GAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he& R/ b. r5 S6 U, u& A0 E. w
say to you?'
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4 P+ G& n: e8 |5 F9 h- Q( j0 D! W/ S, n'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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