Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
/ d8 d0 b" ~/ H/ a$ f$ qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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7 q  P  e  w9 e" H0 l5 O* GThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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" O6 t; @; q5 c+ p) b$ yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& m' u& K+ m1 V$ kHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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  c4 R- Z4 K. `  d8 G5 L  W" LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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. `" z' s$ B# y( v; V+ }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
2 V1 n9 H$ ^; {/ NTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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( K& T  N/ Q% \. T; S( TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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; ]* N) b8 W/ N; E/ J+ L1 ^' r2 RHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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- U4 `- y8 E  `THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 [2 i$ h6 O/ C) g2 M雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ n4 j5 m( H9 T1 A- ?5 V$ N% W( m9 C8 ~You are welcome.