Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
* m( `: g+ e, u2 RHere are some examples:   

% i% Q) e+ u$ }4 o0 M& UFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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! d3 L; D# d# X+ s+ b. G2 dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' `  P* E% w' n6 W  X  }. O" uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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1 I  y' b: v6 q7 S9 {Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ ]0 B/ g' ?% f9 m, zEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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: S1 E# y2 y; t  lHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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/ `6 d. ?& E- w3 H& w. Q9 n7 q) e- JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.