Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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$ A# U& A: o2 G6 W) ?# tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 e# g; k* ~/ m6 DSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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( r( W' _. J: `! C: j# Y' kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
) T5 ^5 W# a+ o  U. tTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 H5 G9 Z+ ^5 D( \7 O( EEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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% `% D- H5 z7 R7 G; d9 M4 h- pTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* o, T3 [# [$ c; ]雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.