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Husband of the year
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' |. W3 J5 C8 \2 g* `$ @! b; A- LThe honorable- D* s' ~& R/ {9 A' z' g5 M
mention goes to:) q! L+ ^0 v/ W' E: _: S& r t
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The United Kingdom
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5 o% \0 E$ ~" e# F" | qfollowed closely by...
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" a, {/ N8 z' `5 w1 {) h0 t NThe United States of America ( ~3 B0 T, ~2 T% {# ^3 @4 m
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but 3rd Place must go to...' Z( P- i# H. S( X
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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4 l) s+ w; Z2 u* e' ubut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. % z( b' E: L; ^% [
5 ~+ a9 g0 P% o' `6 T* LIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it;
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; v- v- L' u+ i$ n9 A0 y" ^5 }Female has Male in it;
" u ~# T. J! H l; H2 fShe has He in it;
- y+ {( U5 P# @" eMadam has Adam in it; 7 r; J% r1 G/ u5 x' M
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: # X# ^ S5 \6 u! ?/ X
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with3 I$ p! N/ ]9 @+ P: o
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7 d0 M1 {2 R/ P, r, RMENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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AND
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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