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Husband of the year7 |/ z4 r0 w: S$ i$ R4 Q+ \
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1 c( a) c" U$ T8 I. XThe honorable- K0 X$ K7 ^2 A
mention goes to:
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& `" Z0 q6 s i$ P1 qThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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0 N8 ?5 W' d+ jThe United States of America 1 I3 O+ O' r+ F: K8 J

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and then...
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+ [, ~1 Q6 C4 P1 Q0 |: Y; Kbut 3rd Place must go to...% u8 i( i# w8 M2 T/ I
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 0 c, I4 ^, \' x# {4 ?0 n8 g& `2 T
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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+ Z, C9 `1 D' K4 {1 TIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish. g- Z+ k; s- g
' U- r8 j( I% I9 F8 s9 l! e. a' eThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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3 r; Q( P# c' i# ]- o [Woman has Man in it;
3 F; m* ?/ V' c. `2 t. y' W( EMrs. has Mr. in it;
# @5 i7 C9 N2 T+ |- E) I- w1 R7 LFemale has Male in it;
' T" H/ K. R' c' I" Q9 s* HShe has He in it;
$ Z6 Z0 ?/ E7 P# N. E* r6 CMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 4 {" c* v3 J6 X; _: C' u: O
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I never looked at it this way before: / ?0 q: r. I! g% g: x# ~
5 k0 M3 }' u: ]/ ?Ever notice how all of women's problems start with8 p' r( x9 _& e, Q- W+ D
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MEN?
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4 J" S% B$ w$ |+ f1 H/ e2 LMENtal illness
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1 a9 ~% I a$ y# @MENstrual cramps % {9 s% r; Z3 |" J+ r
MENtal breakdown 6 O) U, a x& J7 o! ~! x/ d9 I
3 e* G# ]' \( r1 [) dMENopause + d% L! T; @6 V. j( U
GUYnecologist 9 M: k. j# e) V9 K) o* H: H
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- @0 _, s! U3 i9 OWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. / C0 H6 q# l- f+ u& G a7 ]
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
9 F) W/ U, ]& W* C7 s7 s/ T8 b! UGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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