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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:" i8 ?/ j- j& F2 a4 y7 c0 S7 |) T
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9 J R0 e% d2 g' nThe United Kingdom
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* Z: T8 f8 @# @. r4 |) wfollowed closely by...
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The United States of America , ^) b0 z" F9 {1 e5 k7 _

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Poland: `: e! ` s9 q6 L" n
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but 3rd Place must go to...5 g8 I* v7 Y' R( L. [; ~% F
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize - I8 W1 t9 z9 L) O$ m9 x
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was awarded to....
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. O3 i1 X: e @# xbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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6 l2 X4 [2 e2 R2 QIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.: \0 S6 ^3 x% M! D! h. e0 B" f
) p: I, I* p. N8 C: ?8 ]The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
8 v5 C. f( r0 G9 w Gholding her hand....4 L6 l' O2 ^( D" v* L
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: h5 @+ E# Y7 D. k: _, ]6 f* t# fWoman has Man in it;
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7 r2 U! F$ e* s b% t: b0 v; `% ]; @2 C! qFemale has Male in it; 1 v9 Z. P3 P# O& z# C
She has He in it; 3 n$ }6 n$ {: _- m- y$ {
Madam has Adam in it;
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" r4 i2 g* D7 C9 |5 R% V- I3 IOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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" j7 m1 F6 n. }1 S1 tI never looked at it this way before: 6 |: i2 t2 z. [9 M) p2 V
8 Z( A' G: ?+ y/ E2 oEver notice how all of women's problems start with, N {0 {! j$ }6 R5 z$ u' T
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MEN? 1 }: p# G' S) n) ?$ [2 i
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MENtal illness
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+ a( N/ q* W8 yMENstrual cramps 0 n5 L+ E3 m) Q; a' E
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MENopause 5 w& ~. ~' ?0 Q2 Y- o+ U
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 9 I+ ~! @6 O1 u- {$ X5 v* J
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Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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