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Husband of the year
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, T. n+ @1 X' w8 wThe honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America / N7 c& n$ Y% u9 J7 G
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...3 R8 {1 A* U- K0 S
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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0 p* R$ ]' C" o- M1 T$ bbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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2 A5 A/ e# Y( t: T8 L! RIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it; 7 |7 A; ], d& u# I) q. ^
Mrs. has Mr. in it; , G; H1 I" F/ d1 y3 c
Female has Male in it; : T6 h0 I$ n) F5 v+ y
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Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ( B5 W. D2 n+ c
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with) L! T9 \: Q! |- Q
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MENstrual cramps " [' ^1 f; ]- F# |9 v) a, E
MENtal breakdown
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. # |9 g9 J$ {" }% j6 _5 j
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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