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Tiger s Holiday Poem5 p1 v5 Y" l: B
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
) D6 [ J* e6 x' ?8 _( {- D% ~& BTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.& _' G% `2 X! e9 p( _% ^$ h
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
. J7 ]5 @* r! S2 H1 PCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.! n$ { W& n$ O9 U" W
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
% P. ?7 M1 V% v1 f1 r# Y5 zWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.4 ]! _. i' H( S+ N: u+ a: e
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,- A8 q- B/ z9 r" }! X% \
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
$ Z: E, H8 P& N1 C1 [From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
$ l% K. j3 R( v2 N2 w: H8 S, DTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.2 [6 J6 `9 j1 v. p) p0 R
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
4 R" f# \( I2 I7 q3 rWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
9 Y! C, U$ ]! _/ f: [, j8 h; zDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',+ g8 w9 {6 O* s
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .7 ~8 \+ k% I5 x) J7 e I
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,% _. q. E4 u# ?
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."9 H; G R) F2 D6 B+ W5 P( x c
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
) P0 U6 }& d6 L2 F9 L2 DHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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