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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house% V1 x, P* f a% y
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.; |( S' \3 g' b( u5 z1 ]5 W8 a* g
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,7 X2 `2 x% R) L4 t: B5 B' C
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
/ Z e( D* O; b) U: I) aHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. G! V- g- o# X! t9 L
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.$ v& ?) ^! X5 S
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
' D9 r b9 k* U8 {# YWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.! p. N8 U3 M. [
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,4 l* V' Z o. ^, Z. z% e) \5 ?
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.9 p ]8 g8 c! a' F5 @' G$ e- t
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
$ }* w U5 w6 I4 O+ H: VWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
+ t( f7 D. W+ a+ u& I4 tDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',& X( ?& A9 S, m$ L
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .) z) ~6 D1 X4 N* Z
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
+ F/ a; W; M% P9 ?4 y"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' P8 @, i* {( e/ Y) @
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,; _8 c& ^. b1 t7 r. D, G3 J
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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