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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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6 F3 E8 t0 h h8 e% RTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house9 M! k( E* I8 n& h& M
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
% y* l6 R: A5 J' o. L. rShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,0 `5 K( q/ Z# q/ t: Z
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
2 E6 y" t d9 A" ]' ~ \/ f7 AHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.- }( V$ F, w& O% l5 _, D
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.0 n5 F: H3 P, I) `( F0 T9 m3 P" `( ]
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,3 I4 L& I) ]2 N
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
3 [/ }( e) t. ?; f. dFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
' M4 Z/ P% |1 o) ITiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
, b5 Y. R) o$ R0 oWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) c5 q4 E" x- n7 ^" G H+ t* ~
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
5 o8 P* w9 n+ P. Y2 D$ i {4 o; DDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',' }) J' w! q9 a: e0 L
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .* M! E; |* @* R1 R& W, a* o4 x7 }
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
' @4 F# _7 T' z"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
* }- V7 }) B+ } \- q( \( i8 fShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,5 I1 N- k2 p/ ]* w: K% ^$ H/ c0 F
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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