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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
7 ?7 [: s7 u0 l+ E/ LTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
# }" R0 u& @) e5 pShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,1 o! c0 w& H; P
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
0 H( R; X4 w9 L# K+ oHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
V+ q5 a* T$ y E, {' ~Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
( Q$ d9 b: A. oHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,7 n5 \4 [' J$ E- G
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; I8 ?- f2 e1 Z( i& S& t; fFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
! h! X. Y" R2 Z4 a6 _, N: P0 BTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
9 Q$ Y$ j3 d6 Y* W" W$ ]With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
4 m. S; x# u7 c9 iWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.' b! P8 E. _* y! ]
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
$ T! U3 N4 i+ F4 v, K0 Z7 zTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . i8 ~: Y' a8 p
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,7 A0 X. P1 x7 k: c. [
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
8 z: W! k+ u8 _% A. cShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
; B- U8 p0 P: R- J6 _$ H3 ~ PHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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