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Tiger s Holiday Poem: o7 H; `: k3 c; \; [4 E
& y5 V* p; C: L- X9 A- s0 N) o7 mTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
5 s8 V9 _! G7 {1 i B8 E5 TTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
- I% D6 V. h+ c8 bShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
$ L; b# \4 c& J4 a9 f; y9 G% wCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.# J0 W2 n- ?( V, n9 {
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.% ?! N7 X( A" u1 o4 V5 x2 _5 l
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
. v) c5 S& y: D ^3 e: x ~He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,3 j5 R. p: g1 D$ z: d# J
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.. O% i* d5 j- e& p8 w
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, d# _3 y) B$ m8 r: ?+ N [
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news." J" ?% O& J2 W) J4 f6 T0 r
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
5 g5 D6 Z+ J' D1 \# d, GWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
% D) p' {1 y# I$ @3 TDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
9 i8 E; I' d: [* WTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . d, |2 E5 W' s# ^4 V+ t
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,' i6 S2 |8 a. E- }$ s9 `
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- o; w- `- r0 bShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
$ P7 L i A! gHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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