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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 5 l" g- F/ u, x5 ~: o. _/ y. F
; g9 ?2 I& e) l7 A% \"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. , ]5 E0 p( h, y( g. [+ ]& l# v
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 7 i9 L# G, _5 z0 @0 z
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 4 t$ o+ h* e- g6 n
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?" : c L1 y7 i6 S7 z* f$ T
( | V5 u7 n; X/ H" r"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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