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Wanna share a joke with you guys:" u) C$ P; @, }4 W/ p
) \+ M% d. I: p- n6 {, ZA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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, D# w$ f W& p1 f/ `1 M2 h0 U2 nThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out3 r1 s% ? O9 u$ ~& n/ i
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.( h) X3 u/ Z* m- b5 D3 s. K
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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! z' z0 B# ?3 o; x2 g .... Scroll down ! 6 M1 Q+ `+ U1 O5 ?% F, v' W5 M! ^
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'You have Male!'
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