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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"  [) d6 C/ @8 ~, a7 J1 r" x

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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" q% B4 ~  ?. B0 b( W
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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8 z. m; B" Z: d, tThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.3 O* [" t! k2 W- U/ N2 t* l5 l
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download1 @" z1 B& b3 z6 b
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" p  S1 T. {" a
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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  ~: R* x" j7 E+ Y  Y( [' C( T/ [1 Cwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny5 I% T2 I6 u% J6 k! W
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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