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Wanna share a joke with you guys:0 L5 K# W$ @2 W" D
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
4 B k, I( O% K4 g3 Q! Tanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' C; f8 Y# v' a5 F) B/ M4 ~
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
9 X h8 N7 q) }6 E8 u, E& @6 ?3 RWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download# X5 t% { u$ n5 g) V, ?( g4 T
from my hard drive.! R6 {& ?4 C$ F# u
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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) h9 t8 Z3 l ~ .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! ; Q& R3 |9 _8 G
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# F. [: \4 @; }8 L4 G'You have Male!' , V2 z) W/ r8 I) c
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