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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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# N$ u7 I% i0 m& oThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
+ N8 }. S* K7 banyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
( j4 m- A$ Q0 Q- c5 ^% BWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us/ a1 d" U1 A/ a7 w
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
1 j" ?9 G. s$ g. L6 ~nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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'You have Male!' 4 E6 M6 P$ A; M, _' m
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