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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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) j; e" N9 O4 W# @; gThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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9 F4 Z) r  P) U: Z3 m! JThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.8 G& D! [- E5 C" {. S4 F
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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1 q8 C( T' O- QAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us7 J5 p! G0 J/ o; }% j" |9 t7 ?
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,7 g1 U7 l0 R' w/ i) A
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny( h) ?  L/ R- Z) C% ]! d4 h
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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