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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" [) d6 C/ @8 ~, a7 J1 r" x
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" q% B4 ~ ?. B0 b( W
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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8 z. m; B" Z: d, tThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.3 O* [" t! k2 W- U/ N2 t* l5 l
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download1 @" z1 B& b3 z6 b
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" p S1 T. {" a
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
9 i5 B ?1 P; J% S, v0 Unine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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1 a& E( E- K1 k/ {: `( ^( h. U .... Scroll down !
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7 |! d/ n2 c) Q6 hYou'll love this ! 4 k8 x( G+ P0 a4 x# h) m( M
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