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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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5 I6 Q2 m6 V: y( q& uThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out: Z" J+ g, H3 Z |2 ~4 o
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
2 }4 k3 s1 l" q! HWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us+ P1 c; U' J: l0 u# O/ `3 j
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,' O* o H. v8 K7 z
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:2 U% }# V u( p0 S3 f
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$ Q: Y2 h I0 E5 u1 w .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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$ O& U% W& Y9 m) f" v' L'You have Male!'
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