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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?": l2 J0 [/ H8 i) s
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out% F& M, E( D2 Y! j h! o3 ^ w% c
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' g; j/ j {, L1 o
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.7 N7 O! T9 { T# h$ t% S
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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; B0 Q0 w. q. B% T" ~5 } M1 @As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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.... Scroll down !
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1 A; z: G! ]2 iYou'll love this !
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