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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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; G3 T; c- m, M# o8 aThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out8 V7 o1 R- \/ ~5 V- y- F+ {. q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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' [7 |" o+ k s* J% A' ZThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
0 y; M7 g# o6 ^, U; J7 P b' eWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download7 ^7 P7 X9 B$ v/ k+ ?1 @% V: _
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us2 V2 S0 B2 M0 h+ F
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
& C5 p0 I4 o. Lnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! 3 p* I: ?) s3 R7 u; b1 V
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You'll love this ! - J6 O% Y' r1 t6 }# u
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