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. {# ^( n% r* }2 C1 v7 GA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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6 [0 |. k! G, S kThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
* n9 p' Y2 a6 vanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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6 \* H" ?3 j3 aThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
' E3 g" P* q* p) q! f; F% Z1 A9 X0 ?We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download4 E: x% H) w2 a" t) v
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" K! n: C; r7 Y8 T O
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
) L, I! |" H. n: ]5 Dnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:# }+ e/ n0 E& z! Q E4 V
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/ H: \4 @; u1 q# B$ q6 c$ s, ^0 x .... Scroll down ! , g$ `8 p2 L7 x$ b( ^
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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