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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:& V3 J# P3 v$ ~) w6 V
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"/ R! k* Q* G8 O" Q  \- Y
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8 C% T  b6 w; Y- d* f( RThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
; K4 [5 ~; O0 C$ C3 G: p, k) G" {anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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, L% O$ R% Q! NThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.+ C' }( q7 U3 Z1 ~' G. t# t
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download; j. h" Z  l3 e. v5 q
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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& ~4 O1 c  d" inine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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+ E# A- M, P% u, \/ x7 i1 i: S$ r Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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