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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"/ R! k* Q* G8 O" Q \- Y
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8 C% T b6 w; Y- d* f( RThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
; K4 [5 ~; O0 C$ C3 G: p, k) G" {anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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, L% O$ R% Q! NThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.+ C' }( q7 U3 Z1 ~' G. t# t
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download; j. h" Z l3 e. v5 q
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
1 b$ y* u. V8 w1 thad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
& ~4 O1 c d" inine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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1 [! U2 r7 k+ z) @ .... Scroll down ! * g' T! I" y$ ^/ u$ \' z4 _
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4 u* j! Z3 r! w+ ?; b1 L% l( KYou'll love this ! ' n* v6 R: ~. o: F, t4 u2 P& h
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