A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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# T4 f. f" {# @. m3 F" xHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
4 x; U2 a: m. P; @' t3 X2 R+ g- \I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:

9 {9 T% K. I+ m. _% wDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
/ w1 V8 S* M7 I9 c. Q2 q+ qVinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
% {/ P* F+ s: a+ DGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
# _$ z9 R" l* @, j6 G' z7 I  L& XLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了