A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

/ E# O& G0 U& p3 X9 kHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

7 t& |( @/ c# ^8 }5 V$ d3 J$ ^Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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5 H4 y) l7 T6 v1 s2 @3 vA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
' J7 ^2 I2 |# M; A  r0 p  w5 L4 ZDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
) v/ Q0 _7 ^- b; e/ v+ a2 sVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

6 V) h1 A8 H1 |7 gDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
6 E5 R2 u( _0 o, K4 IVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了