A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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' X* Y! A  Z& ^4 Y- A6 s% K4 }His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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, N- `% p5 F: ZDear Vincent,
& |3 O: C: a' b+ UI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
4 O2 F# W" n% ~Love,
. |9 A  A3 E% oPapa

9 q, z" ^' c+ a, e6 d# f! [5 gA few days later he received a letter from his son:

; C* S# _; Q" uDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
/ ^( O( T3 y; H! W  \Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了