The Wedding Night

sweetspot

Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
For their first night together.  
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) n% I& u0 V2 G( \/ vIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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( g5 U6 i- z/ ~$ D( \As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  

She replies -  No.  

. i2 f0 n$ n5 OJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?

" O8 ]3 l% s- S9 j( yHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
) W5 t( p, ~2 |# F; U6 m& o) C: M3 VHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
6 H9 ?$ p+ W. b7 H6 BAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
8 K4 s8 u( p# F! K7 R7 yAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
  u# r  C' v1 x! i* NHis mom says -  No.   
- ]1 m/ y/ `7 d& W$ z5 h- R! IHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
. G" E/ L. x9 OHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.

flyincat

bullshit
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yiyi

NEB

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