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写给美国总统：& ?4 r7 e1 l8 ?
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: [! s& `0 n' ?+ I* {" r6 {Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
( {1 R7 e' T6 m8 {0 b7 v# Kthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following: ]8 S2 l8 l: S; E8 b' d0 ?! o
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% ^, r7 I9 s/ w2 a: ^: @You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:5 p9 j: H4 J; ]7 g! J
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the! S& c; E% F9 c; f9 y9 T6 O! M: m
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -% R# d& O5 o! H6 X$ O8 K- E
Unemployment fixed.+ e/ }& `. @! y% a
9 N5 T$ d: c' b) x2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
1 _/ V) B# h4 N4 q. Z" O3 bAuto Industry fixed.
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) c# E3 C1 @8 l6 ]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-& L/ U4 C& ~4 z5 |, E
Housing Crisis fixed., B7 K: F' k* H) N, W
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It can't get any easier than that!
2 e/ d* ]9 u1 kIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their2 p# G3 M; E* x8 k
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