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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:
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8 S  H1 X1 E7 i4 v) B. PPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* S% s  P1 W3 o7 X+ ~Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
' n6 `1 K+ L! H+ athe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, l; b4 w" L: f$ d: e
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+ A/ L7 X+ r7 ~You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:! S% I5 k. l* e2 ^" Y2 M0 b

# z* J+ E) E( n4 B) E& {5 L2 H' XThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; f' n# p6 t$ T5 j  s& Q

, z4 e& V( ]" K) v" S+ qPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
7 O, Z8 N- U# V1 l) h1 ufollowing stipulations:
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: h! {, w; p( ~) c. s8 s8 o2 G, y3 |1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
% K9 l; f0 w# F& @2 cUnemployment fixed.
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: H0 T7 f0 O- r+ A- Z2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-, M/ S5 ~5 U" u
Auto Industry fixed.
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: N# _; Z7 E# S3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-+ V) y7 l. g; b: o& L% p
Housing Crisis fixed.; @8 B: ?) g4 Z, @5 R6 ^3 v+ [+ {" F

4 O% m+ [4 P" MIt can't get any easier than that!
9 d" m' Y4 p' R$ q4 rIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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4 k. z2 M* H) o: S好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
2 q& `; p  Y9 C+ X8 _% w2 U# A; H给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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