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( _0 }: d% a: xDear Mr. President:: ~; H) T3 E1 Y
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ \& V& D8 ~1 M4 |( `Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
% T' o9 o8 w4 `: Tthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
2 D6 p6 W6 w9 u1 o Aplan.
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# L) C$ N* M7 x, O c/ ~( o& Y1 XYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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6 H3 E, J3 I+ ]9 V9 h* k4 x8 _& HThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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" l1 C! \! ?9 P" t9 ePay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
3 ]- }4 `$ [/ K0 ^2 c+ Gfollowing stipulations: U0 |$ e1 O. _6 j2 Z9 v
& r; ~7 G# B/ H4 e7 ~1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
% _. c* R( w: f+ a' h7 B0 `+ OUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-) S G4 p4 C) G7 ]4 o
Auto Industry fixed.) e' h$ {& n* @, _8 q
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
/ a+ O* j; ]4 {; |+ M. nHousing Crisis fixed.
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2 l$ i5 J$ \2 i( z- }, ^It can't get any easier than that!
' x2 f8 V: }4 [If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their/ C( w( m) {( ^9 ^1 i% w
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