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写给美国总统：% H ?8 ~+ z# r! t* [' {5 \' d3 Z
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Dear Mr. President:: T9 b0 r+ T( T# K2 ~' s
& ~' Q" @9 m8 p" CPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 c7 J5 d- ?; P7 W1 r- m
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander+ \% `& q% i! e6 Y/ O3 n
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following4 _) d$ ~: S* j
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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# u7 e/ o% U+ @; G$ }) ^There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.2 K' z% b2 r' }0 B' C: G) C1 E
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; `4 K( S) Q M: D1 T1 q
following stipulations:4 Y) e+ B2 c! J) D
' I. a F$ D" I* k# F1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
e$ s& M. o6 GUnemployment fixed.8 s- w& s4 v) [# e
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 Z& p$ ]0 g7 y
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
2 g. D p) W9 tHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!6 C' C4 U- w+ @4 x; U
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their9 H, T: y @8 f: t7 M- x
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