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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:% H  ?8 ~+ z# r! t* [' {5 \' d3 Z
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Dear Mr. President:: T9 b0 r+ T( T# K2 ~' s

& ~' Q" @9 m8 p" CPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 c7 J5 d- ?; P7 W1 r- m
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander+ \% `& q% i! e6 Y/ O3 n
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following4 _) d$ ~: S* j
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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# u7 e/ o% U+ @; G$ }) ^There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.2 K' z% b2 r' }0 B' C: G) C1 E
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; `4 K( S) Q  M: D1 T1 q
following stipulations:4 Y) e+ B2 c! J) D

' I. a  F$ D" I* k# F1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
  e$ s& M. o6 GUnemployment fixed.8 s- w& s4 v) [# e
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 Z& p$ ]0 g7 y
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
2 g. D  p) W9 tHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!6 C' C4 U- w+ @4 x; U
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their9 H, T: y  @8 f: t7 M- x
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(4348) 鸡蛋(18)
发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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. W5 Q. g9 V$ A2 x' k6 ?3 k8 v5 r: h好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
5 W- [6 i5 N) F" p0 e' s给我一百万,我现在就退休,
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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