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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
, ?, |' B ?/ c/ s( b/ W d- ` e- UInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
& W' K; f; F, w; h8 j! e k% lthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
( n! E2 A% t4 E1 Z* N& gplan.
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+ U7 P" |/ k8 m x: NYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:0 R6 L# G' ^5 f* P1 @3 j
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.. o: L8 r1 U% Y& l
6 [: ]9 _# W) l* _4 n. ZPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
5 y1 T5 p& @7 {4 i6 d0 Kfollowing stipulations:
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( H" k, H, S+ z) M& n1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
0 C* z3 e3 R; G& K) ZUnemployment fixed.) f; h; E5 Z* V. I# U0 r
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-& {7 c% L" p1 V" C! E6 c
Auto Industry fixed.1 x0 D, {' Z/ Q# q' L n2 R6 f, @
3 [/ X# M$ C! ]! S) P* G. O, O3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
8 J3 S5 d* o% bHousing Crisis fixed.* a P. Q" X5 D! ^
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It can't get any easier than that!
+ {' @2 ` C2 F& NIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their& O- p0 V4 j0 T
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