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写给美国总统：
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* T$ i, O9 p/ {3 mDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
! Q$ B- P; F' xInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
# i6 ^6 ~9 G7 w, Tthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, j9 I5 w6 t# h- t3 L* \+ c
plan.
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6 W M- O6 \4 ~! U4 AYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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* X: M o6 j& Y+ K8 R/ ZThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force., l9 i T q7 w3 b; T7 E
1 M6 d2 c6 j" R: ]) L# w( mPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
- [; X2 g- T! i" Cfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
3 z5 g. _ Q! j, K; k d& B2 @# xUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: l5 V; {. c4 v6 E" t* f$ z# e/ \ _. _
Auto Industry fixed.- z* ?2 t# L% y8 v1 f
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
- o3 ~9 H6 o0 Y; t- NHousing Crisis fixed.9 A6 b5 f; U$ K% ^& O
) J+ W8 f. K5 vIt can't get any easier than that!
$ e& p4 r2 b* h$ @ F# |! x, JIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their3 _( ]. @% }0 P" {2 l6 o
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