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Dear Mr. President:
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6 z* ?# k6 }; G6 HPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 n+ K3 d) Y) GInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander8 P' T! r6 b4 X% L
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force., v& B, E- A3 X9 X4 P2 G
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -0 R. O& u0 V7 x8 n' V
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-9 Y% U( V3 |) ]2 k: H
Auto Industry fixed.0 x# q. [2 g0 k0 a2 ~( A/ U. Z
# d/ ^0 Q. X6 i3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-1 f0 v" c: j* U3 ~
Housing Crisis fixed.
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0 _$ Q1 u* g6 k M0 EIt can't get any easier than that!
% ~2 U7 \3 {1 M) HIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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