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写给美国总统：
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( m5 n$ l" P) N! R5 c) d8 [" xDear Mr. President:# C- y9 ]9 D3 ?0 _# z8 F) L& g& B
' n, G& R8 h* N" b6 {2 P5 S4 iPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.+ _) ~2 A( I/ W
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander1 _+ u$ D0 S2 ^7 Y/ y* A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following7 i" Q- h( p* F7 @$ G
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3 y! E' L0 s, G, R. E5 o$ _You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 e2 h3 j$ a9 W' s7 g( C
following stipulations:# S* E9 j4 p) h5 }3 n5 G
! h# L5 N. y4 t1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ u! ]% t" ~: N. e' _* [/ mUnemployment fixed.
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4 f( Z1 t! w; D; \8 ^2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-" b/ `) B+ i# \$ e, ^4 J$ W* i6 ]
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
* i ~4 @( j4 n* {- g- n& lHousing Crisis fixed., Z$ b4 u2 `1 q3 M& V1 k2 i
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It can't get any easier than that!
& X/ `2 T# z% G/ PIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their3 Y$ F2 e, q x' ]
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