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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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# d# h1 x: a7 H; Z! K$ g"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.") g* q! n* y8 V5 J% y: j+ R1 X

5 V& I+ ^$ ^$ v$ l2 c"Well done. Who was that?"" h! `' W7 b) l, y

  T3 K6 |3 C8 d- M"My granny."2 L4 d) u- g( S9 G# C- t4 {7 m2 R3 g
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."0 r, R( A6 O, w( l5 @* k9 W

7 R/ t4 ^; c4 E( H"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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2 ]7 u9 j; V' `“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” # W8 J. c+ R$ ^4 L

- c9 X+ `, i5 Q4 z/ F9 i“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 ; ^0 O& c0 z9 P8 K* h+ `

  ~0 i- j, c* s6 u, Z- `/ c& I“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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