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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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, e) {0 G$ g$ j. v* D"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."  ^& x  j6 \' c3 {: x4 X9 j: y

) s- {( L  w6 _5 t7 V, _: G/ ?7 F"Well done. Who was that?"
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. P/ c# f# i+ u6 u( F9 `"My granny."1 S5 q; M3 e1 O% q% a, a, q7 H, ~

8 _$ q+ U: `3 _9 R# k"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."" n3 l$ \% _& E! x4 K
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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7 L$ L( h: t, i" x“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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. q. _" c0 B; c$ m  N+ r“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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