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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( D* V$ M% |' p* }) E, m, z
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Where did I go wrong? o( `8 o* V) x. a: M
9 C. j7 J' Q6 s, [- j4 kA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. H0 b" d; d$ {- M+ p7 H" {" N
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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0 l1 Q; J6 d! k3 MWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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' ?# D+ L: w# l |: y9 B- B( Z# `( LFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. , R3 }" Y5 ]; }# n4 J
6 v% \# J" l1 l4 H+ rHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”) K C6 i1 F& Y+ L9 R( E
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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