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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 w% Q( Y6 ]# e( H( d
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& F1 h, D7 N% d7 a7 b/ u. P& YWhere did I go wrong?6 V$ l. Q( x" L: _
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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# V6 D" o! x, r2 U% fWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 y9 n5 S) [' b6 v4 N
" W# R8 J; z% _! PThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 ?$ M+ }/ ]- U( T) V$ J# x
! H* q* R3 v# J+ g# {/ |, U! vFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 5 r4 W+ D$ r* h# ~8 u
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”: b+ g6 X% L8 P0 N3 m n( A3 C8 U
" V) F, O4 B a& p$ THer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) p9 [0 w- f: x1 P8 _) f
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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