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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?5 x. y' [* _2 v1 }. {5 t
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& q& x; {8 o4 `
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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. I5 ^' M/ S. V& n/ F/ WFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 ?. x2 r9 d: D" H) A3 x( ?
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" _2 t! |- v, }2 V+ O0 H
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”' b" b3 u+ O: D3 E2 Q0 X8 r
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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* t T0 @) a$ a" v- a# ZThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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