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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 F& [- \ E& O( @3 n5 M
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; ?0 c3 W0 W" @% T+ k: n
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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9 H% M$ B3 M: GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 2 l. E" a5 ]( h
1 h" J( G1 R5 d9 S, T/ HFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ) [( F9 Y8 F: R9 L2 V, Y. x
c3 l7 r" Y7 `5 ?) c& F" qThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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( n" F8 Q( R- @7 `" l7 uHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”2 k" @ O! L* a# T3 R. n" v0 D$ U0 s
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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