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5 g" j5 q7 D$ C6 K7 g4 kWhere did I go wrong?8 \! M9 M }8 n( x" a# G$ A
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.8 T% | G$ Z8 m6 Z
: |$ F4 _" _8 j" }7 ~On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) K+ e2 Z( v- Y K8 b2 i* R
. t' |# F0 i8 L) M7 F# HFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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- _) b i4 U" I1 F6 zThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!, ^/ c" r$ p5 N0 A
6 O6 S' W1 R2 VFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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; ~7 `1 u1 F6 p/ NHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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3 A% n$ Y% N/ U/ W6 ^ nThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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