 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
MY NEXT LIFE! Z5 v- A+ S( ?' n" _
4 R9 [/ P) j1 B" ?$ S8 B* q1 p* G! {I want to live my
8 H7 w1 B# }& }next life backwards!
7 g* N! n5 _8 G9 J
' K8 |7 h, t( D9 u+ \9 X' i5 IYou start out dead and get that out of the, T% e0 M# Y- j. \
way right off the bat.: J! \. z0 _2 n2 |' c% `/ v
# T8 O- F# Z6 F, O/ H4 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! O' ~6 G/ n7 n J: b" u( h; h+ hfeeling better every day.! T3 Z( v6 t" M
# ?$ X/ M7 M% c/ a/ o# `2 N( ?When you are kicked out of the home) m% k+ y" J$ U: H3 {
for being too healthy, you spend
, M0 I8 x/ T; @several years enjoying your
) ^, F) q: q' e! D" k4 Z1 jretirement and collecting benefit checks.
5 d" k! g7 l+ b& c {9 K: X, f' Y- ~ D( Z$ U
When you start work,
+ G* y) ~8 U" ~7 R3 Y+ vyou get a gold watch on your first day.2 z/ ^# r# S1 G6 f( S
1 `: J7 Z8 p& |
You work 40 years or& _, x: M9 ]4 c) G; I
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon6 m) p( |/ `" F& h$ M& V
you're too young to
" y9 J8 M. v0 O* D5 }work.
+ J1 e T& i& ]
% K% s+ r0 H8 d KSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; ]7 O7 u1 Z2 V5 o0 U d5 c& K q/ f
and party.
/ U% ~- n; [( C+ J2 K4 S8 y3 U5 q+ D- b
As you get even younger, you become a kid
8 D" q$ \1 s D# W; Pagain.7 p: [2 N, q" \+ f# O
% U* f3 [; y1 U! N; C9 w! N* k
You go to elementary school, play, and have no
. m& X6 w' G H; b4 Eresponsibilities.
( y3 o6 ^* D5 V/ w1 E' g
; h- U$ E7 S5 l# NIn a few years, you become a baby and$ _; u/ p9 e& ^) r/ w
everyone runs themselves ragged8 P$ t% t! k; H# ~* t* M! z3 G
keeping you happy.
+ o S3 X V' H" s2 M) _. ?- P9 O! y& l- i/ T$ l- t% g
You spend" y5 V9 I2 d; @
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
/ H- q. h3 a) k8 s; }; v- ^spa-like
. {( G: | F% f3 {con ditions: central heating, room service on9 p q: `# y( Z
tap.; T! D0 ^" G) V1 g
, ^5 I% T. L3 u% r7 }
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) W( ~& |/ D" Y, H: B6 b
% ]0 u5 @1 ~5 o# A5 l( H0 \" S
I rest
, N ^6 {2 D1 s7 Z% c/ ?my case. |
|