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MY NEXT LIFE3 R: S8 ^( z p- T& K" `
+ m2 l% V- j( v" }- q$ N; O, XI want to live my8 z2 x6 ], ~# ]7 o8 |
next life backwards!# B8 G7 q0 N/ C9 x, b: g
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You start out dead and get that out of the8 m$ o+ m' u! _3 ^: P b o6 g/ q% ~
way right off the bat.; V1 c" T, t0 m: n7 [0 }
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home; C& B2 N' q. U$ p4 Q
feeling better every day.& |' C& c+ ~3 Y- A( p- U( T+ s
! D. |* t' Y) y, dWhen you are kicked out of the home
4 ]: q6 d5 m* K4 Gfor being too healthy, you spend
; @# A( k' ~) G+ a Hseveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,
: r; m% s/ E% W/ Z$ o* Fyou get a gold watch on your first day.! D& G [; H" b7 P
: v. g0 X4 X1 y" gYou work 40 years or
% ~* i/ ?* d+ C* `* x: p8 Vso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
$ e) O3 G6 O/ ^/ G& Syou're too young to: ^' A! x# v! u5 g
work.7 c8 w4 A: B) e/ X$ Q5 f8 B/ V
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, M2 \6 `& N, p' u: u
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: l7 X. J! m* o3 [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ x& j/ W9 e# O3 Z0 P3 b4 aresponsibilities.
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1 c |0 O" E# k. h* QIn a few years, you become a baby and- Z9 Q+ d0 A) E% ]! |
everyone runs themselves ragged+ m' Z f" {3 w. T: V v
keeping you happy.
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, O# w3 B' E2 H0 I5 e) C5 `" kYou spend
% D$ h5 X/ d( [5 k# g- K5 I$ vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& L6 Y! X9 z2 X$ K
spa-like
5 d7 a1 b7 Y/ a6 b+ M2 w/ C! Xcon ditions: central heating, room service on* Z6 g/ M6 V _8 Z
tap.8 E5 g% s% c5 y6 [4 g2 z
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest- B. H' @/ ^, i. e& ] }/ z7 R& o3 h
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