MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

8 Y5 H6 g: u! bThen, you wake up in a nursing home
* D+ b. X% M& b) E- ?feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
# K8 R0 L0 L4 [# N0 q! {9 kseveral years enjoying your
$ [+ N7 G! ^/ C7 yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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) h; D, Y0 _% v  ]When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 {% p4 s' a0 P$ o$ `2 ^! ~you're too young to
work.
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3 o+ ~4 J( T$ C8 u: }) ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% I9 O, v, V+ m0 e/ b7 Meveryone runs themselves ragged
  Y: X$ W7 x/ X& e: O& jkeeping you happy.
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You spend
. `- n: q' b2 zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
; j$ d$ c3 T. p9 Z8 F) acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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5 Y7 F$ C6 o' @0 V. C) AUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!