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MY NEXT LIFE; Q* k$ `% s* O. }' G( _) p
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I want to live my
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9 `$ l9 {& a) z \/ P/ R" _' kYou start out dead and get that out of the8 R) n: @" [) `& M B
way right off the bat., u8 C9 b0 I. T* C- [, I) M2 s
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 R7 v) t( U2 n2 K+ S; j
feeling better every day.- V) S3 V8 C8 v+ {6 @- e
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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) j& W, i# @- |+ ?When you start work,
; ]' R, |* X3 ?; t" ^4 S2 C$ U! nyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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4 c' K. c2 J3 c; OYou work 40 years or& T6 Q* z" s# `9 l* i- K
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ n7 N4 V: K. Z( @$ x4 Myou're too young to0 ^* Y2 v, W* e1 |$ V" ?3 F7 j
work.
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! ]3 P& d9 J% o6 T* X# o _9 zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- L7 M9 F5 J& `, j8 j- S1 A; p
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid" J( a( P3 j3 e6 V& r0 R5 p0 B! R
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and' _6 A3 T- X l8 j5 a9 X% ]
everyone runs themselves ragged* g! u0 Y! x2 c4 S. b5 D
keeping you happy.
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; ?0 j3 w% F! ?; xYou spend0 f7 C j: N3 r4 k( l) z' c0 D2 }" W* v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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4 J% t; j4 @% F# N& e Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 `/ w q" \ Y! P" `/ H" Y. f- NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.7 I* U$ f8 v( J. l) C" ~. m
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