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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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: M2 \3 B  `$ {  e/ \- gYou start out dead and get that out of the* S3 m* }" h  g7 _
way right off the bat.% u: b7 t' `6 @( [. `, v7 Z4 d- t
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home( H8 m: n3 }$ S" |5 w' \
for being too healthy, you spend+ y8 v! L7 p0 {1 Y; Q" o1 E
several years enjoying your) e: |" U7 E2 F' |! {) m
retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 g! a( ^; Y  V* Q/ W: n
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When you start work,4 n* B# t" Q# |
you get a gold watch on your first day.( c' b7 o8 E" h; z
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You work 40 years or6 e' }% M2 e6 Y  b! {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.2 J7 ?# e' |5 O- i0 n' |) y2 x; z$ n% d

5 I' Y8 `7 |/ P7 WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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* ^) g: K0 b) W, uAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ M+ O8 o& a& h& lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no' G7 c9 C- f: ?3 @" l* W
responsibilities.2 c7 r  ~' S2 n5 N: b& f
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In a few years, you become a baby and  G6 Y0 ?; @) g7 j3 a# @" W
everyone runs themselves ragged
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% E+ _, K2 T3 z4 Y$ LYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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, p/ U% ~; w4 b- g: j$ kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ U  F4 F# o6 x& u

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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