MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

0 L) t% }% a7 m3 x2 m2 ^When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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; s# d) E2 h8 sWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

' Z) q) ^5 H3 U4 [. I& _You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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/ w8 b2 b0 _& D2 {9 u" T3 \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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/ o$ H' D: R( _: }As you get even younger, you become a kid
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% n9 e- G- }) |) r( ]You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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% }) J6 l- k7 J. M2 B! bYou spend
) S5 m8 l% Y1 W: H% r. ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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; \3 G: s! D6 h+ o  n) c7 Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

' S& ]0 [7 P; I, dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!