MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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) f+ S5 v% L0 zThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
: n- d% ?' j3 s, ], x2 ofor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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; J' j( x7 ~0 s5 gWhen you start work,
" _$ G) ~! v" p9 j7 cyou get a gold watch on your first day.

! y: a( k, ^1 W. f- d, I$ F9 F& PYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 J( C( a1 p( kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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3 f/ d$ {$ U, g$ g0 U' H2 Z5 xYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
3 A5 F' R. u9 e6 neveryone runs themselves ragged
+ b1 K4 Y* t+ h* A; A. Lkeeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
' L5 o6 f# ?% s3 ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
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8 c. j/ a& V7 t5 t# E* eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!