MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

% ~& j9 |0 z0 tI want to live my
next life backwards!

% g, x/ [& E" ]/ S9 i& F5 Q4 ]You start out dead and get that out of the
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2 W  ~0 e) `5 y0 e' ]# \Then, you wake up in a nursing home
/ x: A& A9 C; f0 ^feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
* k" e9 P* B+ R: Yseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

& M3 _; t3 R# P7 n+ j5 V  I' A. sWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

3 ?. x) n$ k% G! tYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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2 ^6 b1 y8 j3 H4 j" v9 cSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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7 H+ L) _+ ~' CAs you get even younger, you become a kid
% e! y  I2 h7 m! Nagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
) W, j5 ~% l' ?; P, meveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

0 ~8 y6 f' |8 m- qYou spend
2 G7 |) ]/ l& k9 Ryour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!