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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!& o' Z) u7 X1 @% [0 I
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You start out dead and get that out of the* D% Z4 V3 D0 K# N# K
way right off the bat.
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  b* R: I0 M/ ]Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 v9 e# |+ S6 l9 z5 S
feeling better every day.
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% m8 {0 O. I, K% FWhen you are kicked out of the home
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  [* I! h3 `$ vseveral years enjoying your
* f' J! r$ u- f6 E5 _retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,0 T# }3 N+ U; I; V$ s
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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5 p. U3 B; Z. l% b0 M* XYou work 40 years or1 f, F0 S9 `+ p/ Y; s) P
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 A6 c( _; n/ f4 x7 j' m" lyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. I1 A! |* x+ |% n
and party.
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9 O8 r4 i. ?( ^8 {+ Q" s; gAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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( V& |) l# h, w" \3 l7 @You go to elementary school, play, and have no- t! I  h7 }+ ^, r3 R7 q: A! w
responsibilities.
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6 h; i. t4 i% A3 T3 ?1 dIn a few years, you become a baby and& k4 ~" O8 `0 e( ~
everyone runs themselves ragged
3 I+ g8 d" b+ _5 Kkeeping you happy.
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You spend! [* \# m  V; P, D" A. C
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on' y% c1 _# f0 @4 m( c4 [* S) a. p1 i
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 l, b; K' w' K4 \$ ~' j
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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