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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE; Q* k$ `% s* O. }' G( _) p
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I want to live my
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9 `$ l9 {& a) z  \/ P/ R" _' kYou start out dead and get that out of the8 R) n: @" [) `& M  B
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 R7 v) t( U2 n2 K+ S; j
feeling better every day.- V) S3 V8 C8 v+ {6 @- e
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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) j& W, i# @- |+ ?When you start work,
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4 c' K. c2 J3 c; OYou work 40 years or& T6 Q* z" s# `9 l* i- K
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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! ]3 P& d9 J% o6 T* X# o  _9 zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- L7 M9 F5 J& `, j8 j- S1 A; p
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid" J( a( P3 j3 e6 V& r0 R5 p0 B! R
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and' _6 A3 T- X  l8 j5 a9 X% ]
everyone runs themselves ragged* g! u0 Y! x2 c4 S. b5 D
keeping you happy.
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; ?0 j3 w% F! ?; xYou spend0 f7 C  j: N3 r4 k( l) z' c0 D2 }" W* v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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4 J% t; j4 @% F# N& e  Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 `/ w  q" \  Y! P" `/ H" Y. f- NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.7 I* U$ f8 v( J. l) C" ~. m
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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