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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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/ c+ F' c3 o5 F3 J1 |; c& FI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# h/ a3 O( M+ s, H' x, h( {0 B% i5 ~I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* O. X, T) c& R; Q; Z9 j& H
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# _! X0 Y2 O$ x/ C; BWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
/ w2 C' B# J- [1 ~9 Cthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 f+ M/ @ {. }- Q
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- X J: s9 i2 T B. |: A* a0 h
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
G9 Y6 S5 r8 N4 b# X9 uThere are some people that are not into all the words.
* f, B" O% \- L0 j* v0 EThere are some that would have you not use certain words.% r1 p/ ?6 R1 t7 [
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
$ b+ c4 `1 d* e% ^& e. V. yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# W6 o1 {3 n, @* ~* b/ A" z399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
2 p; Z" W$ q0 R( F: ~6 Y, Bto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ Z4 p$ R2 K6 G0 Z) ^% k" R
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" I; Z8 }4 f1 a! H* d
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 c5 d! ?" v5 P5 I2 w
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 p1 a) t% @7 Y1 D# t"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) ^+ j: w; Z$ N. u* vThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, ?. s. y v: {* Y2 _0 A& \3 \( \. z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: q7 X' s" ^$ O" V1 _" ]1 M6 f" }3 i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 u0 h; | d$ l- X: t& N% z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly! Z5 f3 R; }: Q* q7 c
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) \4 a5 n" s# `3 ^# s* [. _
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 m, ^% F, U% j7 _' U/ m2 q
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 k3 p d0 R5 f9 O p" Q: i% M: Usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
0 C4 g) S* |6 Q, n9 q2 [, ZPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; n& a6 l5 B* _0 T5 J; C
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& k2 S3 E" L4 d" hnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, \ K8 ~' H* n: ?8 D! d
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not0 g' h% K9 `+ }$ T1 b
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: i2 V( {/ d( L7 e+ t$ |# w& Q
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and6 v' f6 y% A. n, T+ C7 g5 @1 K/ o) X
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' P% a( T% T) v( T
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% ]/ u6 e! L" {4 M0 p6 SI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 s9 D/ w+ V- G, ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 ]- t$ |2 C1 L. S1 n! d9 Z; z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& H( {8 \& n8 d; G9 O6 s# c; c& S
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 b/ J" l& ~7 l9 |other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 l m+ F$ Y1 r- @
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that, j) x0 g/ n, u4 A9 e/ |
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. z/ _* _3 y- M6 V" E7 Hcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
5 B% Y6 L+ `* Gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 F, a2 }: P- \( f \( W" s' Ostupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 G- _, |: X/ `) c" t6 ]
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 W4 o3 E& m1 Y) [. U! L
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think; ~$ l3 V% x @4 M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 w; s0 ^/ Q( k9 ^6 L# Rimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
$ a2 x/ Z/ V. ]6 V0 t9 s4 L; [hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; S# B1 t2 @6 E% `& B! Y6 ], X& Q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love6 b% X" G1 C+ M* b0 c
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
' U& X5 h0 A) U, {a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
- s- o7 ]* l. D, OI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for: T6 p5 j5 B9 S+ f8 P( V$ q
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
. [- k/ [, j/ }Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* Z! T9 f2 k; X3 Y, d( I
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 Y: ]8 B8 V/ o2 h8 H
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
~8 P5 P; t2 W% j0 icircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ e( \1 C( L$ V1 W Sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ N$ b" d! E3 e7 V: ^: X! i6 Tand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% m6 _8 }" u# d+ dBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
& D2 H& b2 N+ Q* M% `; ZRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# J! t) X l% o$ @. f+ w
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, b: P. G i, _7 E/ x+ c
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" h1 `. O: ]' @Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ d7 ?0 H) b! C" y2 w
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding) w6 K+ ]/ K* i. \. t) n/ J- K
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. K" j$ M# O- B9 G$ kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You m) m7 H, i. I+ R6 c
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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