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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.1 C; `- u3 M8 o! b# B( |" \0 L
4 D) I4 I0 K- K! F3 G9 W/ l% KI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! O+ F- A8 \4 T5 \
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* X g5 [# P/ q; ] k
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 |0 ~$ B, V/ c( T% j4 e, a
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% v6 M K$ n8 j, K$ J9 }" S. g" athen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 t6 j9 N) [3 \* \
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same$ E+ [% c6 p, z6 \* J* U& ^$ `
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
8 w7 X4 v ?2 g4 w+ kThere are some people that are not into all the words.
/ T- ]9 W) h6 J, ~0 h' eThere are some that would have you not use certain words.3 E! ]# W5 A/ }! l- W$ K, h; J
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7' o* u" q i8 w: x" e+ a0 U
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.) h% ` f% y( E* d1 z. G) Y3 g @- e
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& B, J* o, w. s9 U
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* S f; W P2 t+ t9 G$ q" L9 hBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 i2 I8 p R/ A. J0 G2 w. Q
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,5 o4 z- L( A3 `8 p8 q& V
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 J; q4 i" ~2 Y6 h"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 z* @" M4 u' ?Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" [# I; d) p, C! A' ?curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.9 V$ |( @. i% K/ ]- H6 n
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! R8 b/ P( V6 w, _- O7 y x
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 _! c$ [! w; L# M$ q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,9 E* T b, x+ K& t+ j
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a: N0 ?- H+ ]1 J( g
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 ^ L. i/ C1 R6 S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
7 Z7 i. O8 K; S; \; RPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ p9 o1 u" f% d) T; [1 _0 _. b. r7 j
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
# \& e# B1 ~( S7 a9 E5 Jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ q" ?& k2 @% G, x* g! }8 d7 M2 O
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not7 _+ h1 {& e/ a% J, S
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
+ W: t B* M7 P4 Bsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and8 O& j; q1 [8 ]. m. k
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
Y# Q1 ~; U" l; d* Athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ N: Q% g4 U# a t1 X3 NI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend, D* d1 T: H- a1 X
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at" V% V5 j: n' B. E
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", ]! e" I0 @/ c
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 t( W& l( e3 r9 Aother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) X2 B8 T1 X& _8 M
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that8 Y4 U) J6 m* m( W7 ^
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were- V" D) G5 E& n" s' r) m2 ]; r% L' r
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 t; j; Z5 p9 p& A$ s! L: [5 N
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
$ q9 V; g: d( ^: ?& G& {( |( z& z; ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ V% M( Q; h+ _% c/ Y0 F+ SAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more2 F# }8 j. l l! L: O5 {- }
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
5 j# ~5 y* J* i, u% j) Iit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
# r" p# k% n9 kimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) k3 c9 E; k' r
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,' v! o4 Z0 H2 Q% [) D4 q* K8 o$ z
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ H- W* d* e4 k9 u& O; Fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 r5 r, c( x" Q7 R) |a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 F5 i! k8 O9 {0 V% kI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
( n# n9 l ~" r) b$ U1 G" H( Qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
" [) Q5 X9 e) U4 D4 R0 `Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 ?% `; d( I: cSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
" w# f& V& I: D! X9 y4 XI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any o$ l7 V+ i' {
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even" I6 u' R$ v" A5 |# ?2 z* H
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
* N2 W0 h- F kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( a, t+ u3 y( \" o) _1 t1 d: M
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
% F3 \% I( N, Z, eRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 z( ?5 | `1 c" g4 Q
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 B$ M$ x6 n: e9 E2 S- jthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% x7 H$ D: b6 x' f4 q, ~Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. {( m5 S0 ~8 r% p* `: {/ b0 Dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
/ T7 X5 Q/ j9 l o- |! i: }" othem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that" ?. k% }- b& ]1 d! ^0 _
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You& x6 T Q0 ~. a) T5 V. N4 I
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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