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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.$ x9 |+ O W) h$ E8 j. Z
1 E) d) T% K) Q5 L4 @7 aI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 n" v/ t% b, j2 ~2 S/ O- ?I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.( I( D9 p6 n' P7 k9 k0 |/ z* w1 {
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' o" q5 d X7 t8 m9 z* FWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
' t; R3 H \* v+ B' k( \8 D9 ]then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. O. v! f) S& I8 r5 H7 l
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
# H4 G. Z0 e2 M. Rwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 p; j; e2 Y5 m+ [4 p9 R1 d x6 _. t
There are some people that are not into all the words.
8 F' H# |- E/ x7 x6 r/ o3 \: yThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
# R, A- i6 h) x; g4 D) qThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: x3 `1 Q, F- ]0 m% E0 G$ h* r7 [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& L: c7 N4 V; u, O* R399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous9 ?0 t' @" @ j0 X1 O
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 c& O7 z9 Q" G
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
: O4 e6 {; s0 N+ o9 Q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 E" B/ ?% S* s9 h* d
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?3 X" {5 z6 c5 u: |) t9 d( q' D; d
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 _$ Z9 |+ x0 k6 ], B- Q. N4 b
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& J' {" i$ A& }7 t* z* i( Ecurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 S: S3 l: y( Q4 r; \2 S2 [ D) L
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# E" Y% ?- K% y* }) FWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 F# S3 Y" a, B$ F* O# E' E" C/ ^
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ P d1 N! D+ c( u. M7 @, l7 T8 ~& S) V
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; R. d' d, e' q- q8 h+ F" {snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 H# f3 _7 p& nsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
- S+ c5 x d5 b/ MPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
% s; n% p* i$ B" b8 Z" dOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does, z/ ]/ I' U5 |# z. l$ v
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,) P1 f& U8 i. n
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! p: W" l( ?# v8 xcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 ]& A% g: {( _* w" osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# \3 E3 F. _$ z* u6 b; X2 o, m
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! c) [$ w& R( x! n$ F1 S& ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
! o+ d9 [- t4 X" PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 A9 m' Y$ |+ ]1 G1 A8 Y' awith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at, k( z3 @$ D3 ~4 X" j4 k0 G
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 b# l; ~; ?, p) i3 W2 ]It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* M& C1 W2 V& J+ ?+ a* c1 f2 r
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
5 t, W6 I. w f0 @: M' I9 J6 G- h" ^$ ktogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
% L2 ?4 P3 a+ r9 n X% y" ^ v! |8 ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were* c4 L5 v/ L' g5 w. p
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& ?$ b( `# t0 n' V7 tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
$ V5 o8 q% q; y/ I+ ]8 Y2 @stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."2 N8 a. L, c; R+ P+ i( ~% E: p
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more7 V' V" d) y# a+ M
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, c" r7 ]; M5 W& `/ I
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 \7 x* Q# a3 q: j) O: u( |7 P
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to Z$ a7 A9 w3 }
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 K. x5 f5 P6 [; g- r( X/ }1 y/ }"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( v0 z/ q/ U5 @, S# {8 W# j; u. L
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
) _+ I4 b9 y: H: ?0 X9 F U* xa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, B6 }8 w; |" g: V; k. l: eI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
" K9 Y, ?) o5 D6 s2 T# wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,/ N7 F+ p; D4 g! @8 W
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, V) {, T; G3 B- L) cSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! B) O6 k+ g$ @( xI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any) k$ ?3 y& z# z: u" h4 I2 k( f8 Y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' k6 r0 ^7 ~4 ~8 Tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: e# S1 K. Z: b Q% Nand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
; i3 ^* |. U' A V! `' ~But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words./ Q, w) U" I% j u5 F( W C. t
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- K ^( i: B: n( b0 B/ LCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% U4 C1 n! D4 ^0 h' Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# P: e+ b: R* Z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't( i: j! b! a) c# f
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 U3 P# P, ?1 w: Fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 A% o# A+ h& P% ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
3 r I( g& D$ n- m7 _can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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