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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
* b7 w4 y& D& N+ ~( m! q6 K* ~I want to tell you something about words that I think is important./ |3 @( m- P' ]* T! Z/ x: V e/ o
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion./ K3 t1 M6 J8 T4 c
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid./ }2 b: P) C7 y/ v' Q5 v" x
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 [% j; L" X. ]3 O: ? Qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 R* G( x4 A5 m$ N. i5 [2 [
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ `0 [' u5 _$ q1 [There are some people that are not into all the words.: ]! q& r( J, r; @
There are some that would have you not use certain words.: e, r+ u: K d+ C& P9 t* `
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# d$ @# h7 B3 ^/ S7 O# t
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.1 r) Z+ c1 F+ S& j
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous8 y# a2 q, y* F# B# y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: H) l( J+ l" }6 x2 c
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 m) L9 u4 v& o"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
% D) R: \" _ q% E3 i; S* j; T1 cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
7 P0 @. r0 { R7 u/ m6 z v% T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. A* n& Z7 @. ?( b1 _9 D7 s1 }Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ G# f: d2 I* L& L) p9 G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% t. R# Z! o0 ?& h- g* T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- H! d# M2 b+ |: C. hWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* v7 G$ X/ j) m! Y* h( dsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
. S+ d$ x$ g0 [4 G, X' H% y0 n3 Nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 E, s: b1 y5 }& lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, |( r3 l/ c4 msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 i" H1 i$ U# p1 w
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
1 O: t* r, R% \& ` Z- @( b; WOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- l8 j) g+ I+ k+ E; R% B; e( y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
. j2 v: N) V: ~ xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
, T i* c* e+ C' Y* mcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- A( n2 n( b* V' O
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
# R4 N8 r, }" B+ Z: t5 R3 GMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
+ q# F* n1 a( t% Athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.; s/ V2 |, ~: \: C' C: {# u4 |4 E
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
: z6 k/ S4 @! ^8 P6 }% kwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
3 q8 r" |/ g- m4 W! m2 Pyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
j7 S2 L( z" s3 mIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) u+ K# T6 K, N4 i$ d4 G( Wother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go' |& |, y J3 Z; V( j1 ^9 h8 _$ ?
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 g) i5 r7 ?& _! \ G% S( E! i! |
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 Q U! Q* L( Z* d1 g8 C( \0 f
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ F% V' D* y/ Rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such, |( }" a4 M) t, H1 R* x$ `
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 f& J7 [& g( O( ~. i
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 Y3 {1 B) n: E4 ]0 x/ c6 Uaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 M( O) E( o; m. W& D/ U. N2 t, @7 q2 _: zit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very6 Y" e/ Y$ @: w
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to# B9 P# u+ l5 e
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,1 ^5 K+ I2 @" G! A; b2 ~/ U& j
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love& B% _3 i: x5 ?4 @0 i" |+ f) l
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ L& e$ v# A/ X# `( p
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' V. @; `. p; ?/ O* eI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 H4 E: y7 k3 t) {the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 ?- R1 Z; y7 y; x! K, N, W
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."/ t6 m1 E. V; d4 L4 f
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
$ Z- j: F% ]' JI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
f* v$ Q# F9 J& u( a+ H# k' S9 f# V) Rcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even$ |, D) u! ^2 k
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: U+ a- I2 M( [) S) C+ B" Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
* Q6 S" }9 k q2 E, _But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.$ Y/ O' N5 K# s' x; Y1 {
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 j/ s% C- G/ W
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. [- \" [# N# S
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 q/ m# Q8 ]4 I. ~" P) SKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 y: T5 [) y8 h' ?
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' z0 z0 V; {' i$ y" m' c3 A
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that& J/ }: e/ r! z$ @. ^
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
/ e4 r7 x7 z0 e3 U& f. G4 gcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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