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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.; a9 l( E: U3 R6 _, j, B; U0 Y$ G
& C5 D4 N4 ]" Z UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# E& [2 |2 L8 VI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 K& ]4 E" h5 bThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
! m9 ~7 z7 x+ M2 N" nWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid., K* W, ?! J$ X
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% N. _& e* P2 Hthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 _0 d& C. p! K, Mwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.* f4 V' l$ q& q1 I8 W) o' f
There are some people that are not into all the words.9 d+ A7 S# x2 j: s6 M
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
* c+ y) t, Z- o* r7 mThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 c1 @ f9 {' Z8 v- z; [4 Lof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.; a1 G' R" C4 d& ?0 J9 r0 t4 r( q
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
1 J/ y( r( u* D3 y+ h8 T& N1 H/ d# ato be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! @0 x2 Y6 h. ^+ @4 h9 vBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
8 \( a' g! J3 L5 C7 ?5 ~"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,$ g4 c: s7 r$ D0 C# \4 d- p
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?- A6 X4 ]6 V# Z' h
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) k: N0 m% \! l' dThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ i9 h% D4 h$ i8 n. n1 b; X
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ }2 L+ S5 A% {5 o"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 \$ ^ m* N8 n6 H0 x% i! N* G# c
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly, ]- k: l3 E5 U) K. T/ A; _5 y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
. A* v) |/ Z+ _/ K( G" Pman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a: i8 }" W3 a- g' y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* W4 i2 M. z. a, G! C6 J4 J# [$ W
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: h8 h9 w9 l ], ?) uPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
! b) _! p+ Z h3 U+ Y) YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 b* v4 o2 D5 D; k
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,& q( c; k* j9 K' x
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- ?# a# @: k- Z/ s
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 F% O& ]$ v3 A5 ?
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- P4 |$ {* i7 s; n3 _7 K F$ dMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
* ^7 P% k! H# p! c! }there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.0 s$ t* ~3 q$ ? g
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 C% n3 `% ]) L" m% [/ f$ m: C; a) N
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' j0 u, v" ~" \9 syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 c1 [% g) p! Q; DIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the2 {1 x3 o' h/ e4 v2 }
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 [* K$ u$ p1 b
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; b1 a( W" i; j4 d5 rPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were2 i7 { z$ U( v/ k; J5 ~8 j
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% B, u" K2 Q1 S0 a: A6 t
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such$ s$ A7 S5 e# O+ ^7 z r. f: w7 h
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."# i' a9 D/ f/ S8 K0 d; M! c8 A* ?
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more: K _, x8 M7 j
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
; \/ x. v0 H3 ?5 M$ d A; ~5 Xit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 `& D. g! K. N" k/ j& \imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
9 g" h9 \6 J4 `( [3 I' w$ Y6 R. ghurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,& `# p+ ?. q. a0 B, S7 l+ g
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
4 D5 o- L. y- Q- hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
, S- |. e+ Z. ], E n+ M( u$ ]% Ga great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 a6 ~& g. c0 t+ ~! W- ?
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 f( O5 P) A: x% y8 _
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
. v i% p" E# A" T ESherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 v/ v8 V+ z) O7 FSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) s" w( {9 Y, S' t$ C) [% JI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
; Q, x" E, e7 i" O7 z$ m$ d8 q6 Hcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: x4 M5 p$ @3 g9 d4 ~* u
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,+ l+ w, h, m$ |$ ^
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.0 ]. k) a7 J. a; R$ \1 u' R
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% w# S+ t1 l1 x) P
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock k/ x* g- v, C! F+ C
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 g u& T4 q4 K9 H8 Xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# q/ r' E: a4 F% K& x
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& w0 P6 R$ B/ S( w
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
& M& z4 J! r S3 n( F9 qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that$ q$ {7 i$ e1 {3 J, A* R: ]5 u8 `
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% Y% i9 a& o7 m# Ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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