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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: k8 A- ] p, x4 X+ D4 I( B
5 Y4 u4 j) n. h! qI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
_6 j$ y' e5 t# M% ] iI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
9 @; O8 L; _# S5 j- QThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) \8 j8 v+ ~! P" M* n
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( b' [4 p3 ~9 Sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for9 P/ w! B4 K* E
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; o& [, l+ d2 E
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.- K! p& i8 p% O7 _) n
There are some people that are not into all the words.
7 E( {& I F" ^4 P5 l& @There are some that would have you not use certain words.
- o. p4 g, e1 L/ q: ?There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 [1 F% D4 T$ _0 @
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.( ^4 \' g+ y8 u1 T O
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& A- w7 n' w$ i! C. ~
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ @3 l2 d# f- X9 q" L W( Q* OBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: p# M. C; E1 Y) p5 D
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
$ J" v Y4 _4 L, Y; Y# aand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 B ]: p/ r! c4 A6 S# n) y/ `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! R9 [1 I0 H% g4 O9 W! G: I
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," b. @! `" G4 t) P8 n E7 h' m8 G/ y
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.( a% K& ]/ Y- E/ c+ e9 X# F- k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& c# p2 j) q- N+ b' oWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly! {) W% |; h. C; M# ]
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,2 ], _: F: `' ]4 P# m1 v5 ]- K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
& U3 W# u' N2 \2 {& dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
H) e+ E; ~1 [! \) P- o, Jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
* a z+ H* I" o' YPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; Q6 F; C0 g/ ^8 i8 m! ?6 L5 H
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 m2 J2 Y, f P/ b
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. t4 c: s6 y7 f$ O& C7 M( G
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# Y% N9 u) H) v9 b; W w( v2 scompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 i" U, ]2 Y1 a& V$ k# M5 b
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 z' s: P2 ^; ]* k* @( `MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ J8 ^9 G) V0 \ P2 Xthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* l0 I: S7 |' s/ [" d
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ U t3 s1 j6 |! V5 r7 J( swith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- Y" d9 z ]& \' e: `2 f
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 K6 ~/ u6 [) p8 ?" w+ E( n
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. o" V& S9 _2 v" n- R$ b
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
- C) J8 q) i$ ^! j9 p" h, w( X Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
: ? C7 ^* @- WPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
3 @$ `" ~5 [; dcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 V8 ^2 h' s# c: D8 G& ]9 Y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such. W1 l( t f: T
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."7 k. i3 u* v7 p% }3 Z( _; ^) F! T. g
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
) c# ^! ?. Y0 i* a: [( r( O) zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think7 U* K9 K+ s/ H9 A6 F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 v8 b8 y" F8 t
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& @: B( ?7 }- a2 Z/ ~
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 E" i- I1 F" v) b; r q$ I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' @; n' q' c% B0 z; h5 D: S0 kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is6 }- d; ?, f/ L4 ~5 N
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
X1 A1 p5 z; z. l' E! l7 V H* KI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% F4 v) ^; ~2 C, M8 L9 M% T
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,$ ~- ?/ u6 ~6 l8 O# ~
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
h; D) x1 q1 o/ RSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
T/ X6 \; d1 U m8 Y/ |I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 M8 \+ @" i/ C; n j/ A3 A
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
7 v# }4 e- v, eclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: @( U! y2 o+ a+ v( F0 H* t: Gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 @0 M( H# W* u1 Y0 T3 R1 n D hBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ S# V6 p, i/ X7 FRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, Z# w3 H. g. G2 ^
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in# J" H. E; D V N
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
M8 T* Q2 G0 l; g7 o# K7 s. JKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't. I6 h0 ?6 C! V. e' \+ {7 p
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 U; x* w; H- N2 M# {( g7 l) q; [/ Q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- h. V/ F! e0 ~, _2 y0 Z/ a E" Tgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ I4 W W T Z/ {4 a: t
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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