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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A: w. j/ _* P/ S$ K
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,9 F& ` @3 V2 _$ `- Q
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1 R. p( R7 j" ^1 G3 U> HONEY,
+ I9 e0 ]: r7 p$ g: ^> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?$ J4 S4 ]' W3 W- l. Y* T( c; r
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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2 ~8 Y7 D$ M) u> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
- |$ q+ m& B/ S5 x% `> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
- N: ?( I! u$ a) C> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 j+ H, Y) u3 G+ ?> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! x) X2 f7 i; {* r+ ?
> I DON'T THINK SO.; h; c, G! S9 b& @( ]0 D& D
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t3 S0 I9 K; U2 X. p> FINE,) J( D( t( U4 _% q7 {0 H
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* H3 g. E0 `" z* L% t% `> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# X* X- v0 k8 E' x> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?; k3 q2 X8 Q$ ?) H9 }9 L2 y& R
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT Q3 h" w$ i8 \8 B
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
) B. A3 x* C4 X% c4 b% o4 ^$ w> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
2 I' C- k8 K3 z# V1 B, m0 h: W/ I. ]> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
( J5 A" C; O/ i# {> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ q$ q& Q# L# j
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
3 {% G; ~. i9 L2 D0 v> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
2 o9 e* a$ q9 }, o; `7 G> TO THE FRONT DOOR?% L8 _7 |1 }" V' j) n& k
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK3 M* K! [) q' ~- l# V! J
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T9 P4 A6 D) }- ~( p, d Z& j
> WANT TO FIX STEPS$ K0 q/ d* U- F( c3 N4 U
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
9 o/ [) j& M. f W* L0 @> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ \. {+ z' n. W8 D* x> I DON'T THINK SO
& K1 T( U% g' c5 j8 ^' K8 R# c" L3 g> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
, m7 I. d: X9 q1 V: w3 }+ N# P* c1 p> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!8 M6 R. P+ [) ?
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A/ A& c. P! T$ Y3 Q' A; ^7 V3 `% c: M1 P
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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% X8 M U( ~5 R9 x, h: s' o5 R* F> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW( T) ] A9 e! x& F
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES8 H+ L, _3 |; f; R) D3 ~
> TO GO HOME) W) m+ X' Z" r
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
8 z1 f5 h/ n7 o1 `& }> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. T' z. f) `1 |: Y% G! T
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' e, X& ^6 u, b5 K> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
% w3 ]$ N- j$ W" [7 ]& Y/ F6 X6 b> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
B/ q' D' h1 X8 ?> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.( J/ q3 `$ y1 \' u
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1 V( c* q; M0 r& R, ]) o2 x> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
; Y$ x/ \3 C2 g+ @+ ~> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
3 n. |( i% v/ E: D% d> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.' c( G: |7 `! j) c! I8 ?6 P
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME9 D, }# w. c6 G: ~; T- I& [
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.; T8 _: d A! k6 Y; q5 O- u& q
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( s* D. T: x( T. e {2 v> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
8 U" f$ }7 p! p> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER9 Y2 _+ }7 ~* S, i
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.# Z" \3 R& f, F3 q R! T
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7 a; B0 w. X6 ~0 H> HE SAID,
2 \. _2 P% a+ {* P2 ?) Y0 j- N7 E> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,7 L, k) V m* M% | l
> HELLOOOOO... L7 q& M0 C, d# k( p$ M6 r
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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- F* E- L" y* p+ n; c9 w> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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