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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A! V8 d- ?4 j2 \' p/ Q
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,0 m; H3 j# O! [: c
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2 i* C4 X2 l; G" D1 D9 G> HONEY,$ C! Z& Y1 \9 _4 @. W* F2 n
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?8 K% l3 v$ p3 V* \7 a1 G
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,3 }" X* D r4 f9 p& \
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
, @$ P: |6 Q2 D7 g) Z/ g> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ I, m3 c+ i" t. t1 v( K7 `0 n% Q> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
, o! o* `0 h; [# ?7 P> I DON'T THINK SO.
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# ~, a0 h2 U* h# h7 K2 o' X( R> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,) ^6 B3 T" T, c' S8 J
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
1 h. m, A: p7 D2 f C# h> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,3 T! c& c3 S- t
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 Q7 M$ i: D' K/ u; C> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
+ m5 }! P" ?# v3 q7 T* F) O> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
& Y: Q; U' D* b! F7 i5 V> I DON'T THINK SO
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6 R' _* ^" Q( b" @6 ^' [+ m, b; x8 k> FINE, SHE SAYS% i4 X7 ?$ W9 T3 t! Y
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS5 F \% m* d( m) t* R
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
/ o* t' B S% l( S> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
Q; _; t) L/ Z5 s, G4 X> WANT TO FIX STEPS
% X: z5 y; ~$ y2 B/ e> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ O- m6 E3 H0 S6 _" L- W> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?) n$ \) U9 h! d7 j. q; W
> I DON'T THINK SO* X `& ~" x1 z% E+ o
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.- K# D$ B) B" i: q$ e+ y
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A5 d1 Z0 i. Y( \
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................# m1 ?, Q p, ~. ]
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW0 q& `( Z, H) [
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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8 T/ n% O+ A a6 `> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES5 ~5 W% n* N. t8 W
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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1 v+ C3 E1 f# q4 B2 D) ]4 f> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE7 c* B/ K6 v. B1 Z
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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" C3 G7 s# Y. l0 N/ L5 n> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES, K/ \# U) B/ z; `- W' n( @
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?8 G1 i: K: K* @$ |# A
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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6 W! R9 o* T! V0 G9 M3 a> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
/ M. K4 h7 b; J" t7 k( V> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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3 O, V2 Y0 R8 O, v3 r# ^/ a! w6 F2 D> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
2 b+ {! }% k) g> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER* E. }6 K. }% j- ^4 \2 d# q
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.0 ~5 l. ~. j3 X/ }3 B* g
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> HE SAID,
; V& B8 c7 {. k( b> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?# K: S# R( N4 a2 P' L# j! `( K% K0 p
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> SHE REPLIED, a3 w4 u" {1 d3 T8 S- |
> HELLOOOOO..
3 p: e' l7 S8 E6 E2 m ?> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN7 f) k+ k$ l5 n, o7 K
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
. n/ h3 g' {3 v2 [1 z2 p- l> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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