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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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8 ~/ M) e1 | H1 [; w! v7 M. L3 M! B> HONEY,
& Y7 Q4 j# }/ N6 J- I> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
! O0 _) {% }1 I1 t( G Z* [> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,% F* v) \" s, Z `7 \
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
, Q7 Q- j. H6 d0 c: l3 r" Z( q; r> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE" W W( n3 y/ l p2 Z
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?. C( g4 {; k7 f9 j& M9 B0 f
> I DON'T THINK SO./ g, H" z, M; H* N
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> FINE,2 l- e5 W$ _6 Q1 W* y$ V
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9 T/ X! s* E7 Y. `6 L. t& w> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,- `) ?' P; f; j r, {3 z
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?/ ^+ x, {- P3 z/ `, `2 ]# B
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
: u8 ~# W% k. a6 z7 E* X) b, i1 A> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" p P1 {7 k+ m J# d
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
" p$ T3 s+ T2 Y% u. N> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
& s1 ~/ o- c0 }8 a! K: \1 ]( e> I DON'T THINK SO3 C8 M% } B, u8 `( {' e8 N
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> FINE, SHE SAYS N, ~/ k: y+ L$ W
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS; m" G+ H# L( p0 F1 i c( \6 h
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?& V+ ]! ?' w8 {* N
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK0 b% T: j! z0 K1 i0 i6 l
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
8 \% q; J8 v/ _+ A> WANT TO FIX STEPS4 [: m& f$ F9 o+ \
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE9 N& j3 ?% _5 g1 ]- m! O5 P* v! i
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% L1 @' c) T; ]- d4 i
> I DON'T THINK SO
) q# j4 p4 I3 m6 o+ w4 |# Z> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU., B: c1 L/ u, g/ K( J1 d% C' B7 R7 x N
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A7 q. I7 E/ Q6 e o' h
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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, y+ h0 l) j w8 F |3 q. k> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW0 s* Q- E) I; B7 p" y/ R
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES8 N# Z4 P Q0 t* H
> TO GO HOME
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( l- |0 P& c; F+ B> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES- E* _3 U& }5 ?
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.) I8 a }& L# E. w5 {4 e \
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! d) f* M4 w5 H/ ~! r+ l> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
4 O( C9 X$ _" S& B n/ Q; i> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING0 Z. S3 p: D: P0 P
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
0 \/ t1 K: E# Y' I* F8 H> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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9 y2 V) Y# @6 q- i> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
7 z3 t0 ]6 \" b$ A K( ^5 Y> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) a+ p& `8 J) W9 `' C) _' C
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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8 a, e& O" F6 n6 Y8 u3 H> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME' W) Y. L# J( B
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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) i1 O6 g- H; G) P; v> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
) W; o5 W4 U, T: V y# T1 f* F: A> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
# d: r5 a) f, }9 \. o, \, s1 A0 V5 X, F> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.% J7 I) O6 r6 O4 W8 Y: P: d. x2 S7 ~
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4 c0 p, z/ g& k5 n5 b3 \9 \> HE SAID,4 V- R v$ j, b* C- ]: D: |% x1 [
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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Z3 \8 y* w' g, {> SHE REPLIED,! I1 [0 j' X& h3 \
> HELLOOOOO..
% S* I {/ q+ Z% C6 d) l' ^: A> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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