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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
+ n# Y! T" f$ H0 {2 L> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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6 F4 |) T1 F* J2 M! @> HONEY,
. k4 c5 s! ^+ t1 N% W> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
; u$ ?4 ]' u& _" q" v3 d& G> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.% e$ v0 N3 u' t
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
& E( D0 p8 p( j4 @3 Y+ q> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
3 h( J1 J% Z V3 s0 F$ r> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE) ~0 u2 H+ H0 @# q
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! ?" o! @5 E% H5 \" Q. ?+ [
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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) ?# K) P C, p> FINE,/ T. `" b7 \; \
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
) v3 L$ [( {6 g- P$ W> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) @$ _1 H' v; J0 x( z9 z
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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# G% v8 j# j' X/ G> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
) v8 i0 g, o; ~4 ^> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?, _/ L9 U8 u1 X* u& a) ^* E1 C7 v
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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" V- Q4 e9 A/ M, \" o) o, a2 w> I DON'T THINK SO: G7 _7 ^' B. t1 C: Z% V" i) f
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, |" o6 @2 a8 {0 { Y> FINE, SHE SAYS
7 F' l. z0 y1 O" s5 G; h% R> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS; L1 t% M* G" g4 x( r, _4 }
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?) Y2 ^; K: M/ M0 K# _5 @5 {
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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: Y `5 ^" z; B: W# u' I% J& M) l> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T: {/ {' ? h* T2 x& Q' H
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
3 I$ C9 i# `7 |. V> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ T3 T. o/ z9 ^$ f4 P) }
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% q0 l% U( E s, o6 w9 {3 h' t& ]
> I DON'T THINK SO5 |! U" ?& p2 }& ?. ^- ?; ^! @9 F, K
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.2 Z9 c# K& R, R- W
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!( N7 _ w! y5 `1 M, t _) ?
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) T R( v( `, q L> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A; |4 S2 ^9 S+ g4 N0 l, `" D
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................+ d5 P( p" s) R" A
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! m9 ?! F: U; E7 U& n& o> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW: ?/ ]' V1 N) b3 F. b2 d
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES x6 c) B6 V1 }9 q( v
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES5 x; X8 `1 D( K+ h! q- ?
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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6 o2 p3 l5 z7 u/ s* d> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE; N% i' L3 T1 h- U2 ^2 k0 e$ @
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES3 }; v! o" K. i4 c
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.9 \. ?- ]7 i% \- `
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?$ R5 n7 m( @. d) Y. p8 i4 C8 A* K
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
' `7 |( x0 J" o* }8 \7 x, j% N> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.9 H% Q* W( w( Y, u# \) D0 ^8 g
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME2 c, r- K" j9 D* B; `5 D5 C
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.( H$ l0 U1 c- ]; Y9 H
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND0 h/ _0 H, D- D1 n" K u) [
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
7 B# w0 K! R# z, z+ {> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.) L- J2 b2 v/ L4 X- z! ~& ]0 L
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> HE SAID,, K7 I/ ?& E8 e9 I6 _7 v
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?7 T! z. G, u% @
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' D9 R3 `9 x& o2 w4 }8 k7 g1 x> SHE REPLIED,
+ D; n; W& X' q> HELLOOOOO..$ J& k) Y3 x: |8 G+ g
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN4 w. e1 r1 O+ j4 [) ^
> ON MY FOREHEAD?8 c) G- H0 m* {- y8 d
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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