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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
e0 L/ z9 V7 f/ G t> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
' @0 @2 T Y4 Z& d& I$ F> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?8 s. d! X. l* P
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.+ B3 s, B7 I; o' X5 D
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 }5 W& ?6 \" t* h" m
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
9 u7 c" p9 w' n" p0 M9 n- h> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
0 h+ S2 Q' U7 m1 x9 s/ u7 `. A! Y> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?& m0 O. \ k+ Z* u) S3 `* C
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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}- u4 k2 Z" r( t8 A: S2 ]; R# P> FINE,
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; x0 v0 Z1 [4 U! O8 e/ g> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,) y3 k/ }4 f* \- i' h; a$ j$ n8 K' ^
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?; Z L, ~3 q% {. `, \* y. {
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. ?3 D" n0 I" h5 A
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
& @8 k2 w; r l7 O# S0 a+ M" ]> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
: m2 K$ n4 Q: |% h& O4 V9 R0 T- a7 T> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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& C- {4 R4 B* R2 \> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS2 ~( O' K; L! z" ]) z/ I& F5 n
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS. c% B X$ u. x3 w
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?6 D/ L: D- f- S. T8 g) T
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T% g2 p& u* P# v- P3 r0 [
> WANT TO FIX STEPS! [1 e! X r3 t, Y, q
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
( I6 _* b2 L5 l> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ C* k+ _. U" E. C
> I DON'T THINK SO6 `3 x. J8 ]. a: w3 m4 }* x0 M
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.0 W# u5 w6 g% a; f) m
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A& S* i$ b0 ?- \* i, V
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................5 a v* r5 ~+ {2 C. d9 H, x p/ J
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$ L- d% n( Y8 E2 U6 G$ ^> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
$ A) Q- h2 d% l" S7 s X> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
& J: h- v6 D f> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. P6 c+ F8 T# k. {' c$ g; O
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. J& g: T" {- c& ? x8 m+ n> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE7 G; x' b: v2 g7 U
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING+ {+ c9 n5 Y/ L9 A6 Z% V) J
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; X( m. z, _0 [2 Q9 }> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES- B `0 r; ~5 o
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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8 c1 e8 z8 b( ?+ T% ]> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
& e. d; {! E p9 {# [> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT5 m9 z6 F4 h* [; d
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME% _5 D/ u! b) H! I9 Y# Z
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
+ M) }# [0 N2 n# d> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER9 h1 j& N& i" Y% P: U* [
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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0 v3 ]# Y' X: {! `/ H) [/ K8 i' [> HE SAID,6 }( \, M" [% q, }0 v) v
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?1 }& l& g9 f0 ^
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( }' V6 c: _$ M7 a X> SHE REPLIED,( t9 U9 a7 D$ c. Q
> HELLOOOOO..
5 q: S3 I. z* n$ q0 Z- v> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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