Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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, j5 [3 n. c2 G: w6 P, ^* N7 l> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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$ b0 j; b1 y4 Z! m> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
>
* P7 P$ B0 e) a4 U. f8 B3 |> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
& H" A, ?9 D# @> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
1 e' B$ P8 v4 [% P" b' a: Y& A> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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' @, u0 I& a8 t! ]7 K6 _> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
; G* c! r4 g8 K9 ?# M+ B4 M  q/ |7 i> WANT TO FIX STEPS
  q* j$ J7 p8 Z# d> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
! V7 o" l7 M2 g, A> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
2 g9 C7 b0 d0 Y$ x> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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. T/ n& a5 E6 C% f> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
8 i8 G4 Z- s" a# M> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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% \/ R, d! @! f> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
: f! [) a& L. i8 Y2 _/ G) l> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
# r2 x3 q  ~8 |1 B. M+ M> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
1 E1 u3 d! @5 I> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
8 z8 J2 W% ~& u" `& K> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
  ]- Q( n2 ~, {, E> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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, }/ b& K+ Y" w9 h> HE SAID,
9 O0 R% s+ ?' {6 F% l> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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" X' q) k. X% @: f, j. E6 n( S$ A> SHE REPLIED,
3 N' o9 l3 y, D' r& T> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
7 D! p4 B" q% ]: D> ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 y/ S7 T# P4 E& e) p5 A> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.