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0 r+ p; ^/ [8 ^# Z* K! B* yA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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: |* Z9 C/ i, W# y: V$ MThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a, u D( {' F! [: r- K+ I
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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# d" D9 g+ c9 e& TThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
8 V9 E9 e t6 L" f8 {( H5 T7 V5 \The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.) O& W+ l$ W( u- S6 o8 i
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.! ?* }; z% Y8 K% t
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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/ I% B0 v9 K! z3 t'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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8 g2 c% e! q2 x% O'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! . K, a$ ?' u; }, m6 z/ L7 [
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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