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* c: G, H* _. N' eA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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, {# j- F2 J$ u/ a6 p" ?" |3 I+ ?The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a! B2 R* ^& G7 ^% A- |) J1 \
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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! ^7 t ?; R! l+ {We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'., W& f" T+ W2 `
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
+ G2 P+ D5 U4 V/ N {The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'' v) B( Q9 m! q5 D# L
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'; v; x6 M4 }* I3 t% o# U
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0 j- |/ L @, ]4 o8 q'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.! d7 W! ~3 X9 H
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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