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2 h' S2 R2 U9 T1 @& g+ R( GA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a; b) _- D3 n: Z! o: i
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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& @4 F0 O" ~$ K3 H$ Y* vWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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7 e5 [- h' p# \; `* `The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.5 Y# `' @( r3 S( H( a8 y
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.# Q1 B# z! m% K1 ]2 D
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" ?8 V* j) o8 ?8 n2 T" U The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
, l# o( l' V/ [. FThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'0 H; Y+ |! G% \; P8 i3 o; }' d7 T5 ]! D
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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/ @" t- M* _. H- Q'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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$ T9 B# d/ V! x4 _0 s% U'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
9 E" u/ o b' e& J0 v, QWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'+ H: N+ r/ j$ \$ u# \ L0 B
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