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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.. Z4 Z* r+ r. K! }+ H
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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- A) \8 V: j$ _- k7 UWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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9 w* i# Z$ D" g: T' ZThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
9 z' M0 v. `$ Y# L$ T1 R" tThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
# k* C% n% X5 v, q# q }* T* SThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'4 f) c4 f( @# z c B* P7 X
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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; R% r' b, X# B8 L& r% a'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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5 v+ u! @0 r8 t8 X'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
; Q) o# H* u T1 {Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'/ }6 U8 q1 G* B; F) p2 u
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