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) o% x% b7 s2 e+ b# a) {! mA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
2 A* A: M3 y7 \little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.! L- m" Z6 }2 @& K: O
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' Z0 j4 _8 B+ ^- |; O) m- gWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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0 r1 a4 C9 |/ ]4 g2 \9 _: uThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.. Z. e: t) Y Z' l7 ]2 Z" d: i
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.4 c( ]5 Z/ L* e. a6 ^- M
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
8 ~, @. f m5 V) c+ Y/ tThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?' w3 X# {! B4 ?
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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+ i& Z+ _3 y: V' I% K2 y'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 @$ O( y7 d& R$ R' GWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'4 `: a; d. E' A# ?8 G
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