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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.1 z4 R; m5 O9 @5 A9 s- c( Q
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3 u! J" [: ]3 H1 d" e1 }0 H) J: yThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
# O- y) s0 Y) n6 [" v L8 Tlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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% S( |- K9 j/ G! mWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' }4 w( A1 ?7 y2 u# N' W
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.- z9 W; T3 s2 T' a
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
! e+ [+ o0 o$ U/ |3 K% `" d# eThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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% P/ `. J/ ?3 d& { c' F5 `& G'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies." q$ a. c; ~* d6 e, B3 a: g7 @
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) W1 N2 b& c, p* o: i'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
3 T1 z% r0 x1 x: V' pWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.' w$ P8 D v K7 F
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