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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ! w8 x: v$ a& U. {
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
5 V! _/ w# ^; ?, x+ z; j+ RThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' + k/ b/ d8 k" X( S5 c
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 5 L' M r5 |: L" u* L5 ~
Y, n v- ]% B/ i5 k1 zWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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: t+ t7 p- g5 G# _9 p5 JFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ! ~' ^# W/ u; m; N+ y2 n
( @8 ~0 i* x6 Q0 [# U+ v% ]: lThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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6 v* } P$ K- r* }8 d9 M$ A: G% wSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' * K. d1 L5 z. |+ m& Z
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' + ~9 N9 y& x0 v& O+ s
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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+ n2 N) g; X. J+ U5 G2 M2 `, qMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 1 `5 p5 S8 k2 d2 }! ]/ \
# S# `, J5 k" Q& [+ p _Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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, H/ M, g l1 ]' gMale readers : Please scroll down.
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5 r" l' Q% s4 }! S% ^+ @* }* K& HThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. " v. x7 d7 _$ B
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 5 B& F& T2 k: n8 U
( h0 L* L# A( K" _PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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