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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 1 z. X) N/ }" y9 r. a, R9 y- M# c
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
( |' M! e* U% V5 t# M+ bThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
5 O1 s8 Q$ T5 A8 kThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 3 A1 D' j! o; `$ \! z
) A8 `, G$ u1 Y! l- I/ U4 f% T FThe woman said, 'That's okay.' ; c0 G0 @$ D6 Q. J+ D1 J4 t
: o# |4 V; W- L3 AFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 4 D8 @3 s% a- s8 U3 e
5 J: a7 I5 S, ^! o) p8 l. J" {The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. + G; o$ z4 I8 Y: h# J
" V$ w6 N# [8 A3 hThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' # S6 S9 s. O& U" F2 s1 g
- n% R: ]6 G* m v7 a# j6 ~8 {So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! " o% \+ B5 o+ w, K- u2 w9 K- h
! K" H6 a# f; r1 K) }For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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. h+ ~3 a6 N9 S8 M7 tThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 8 p6 ~1 a! {0 [7 E
. w! a( l" ]! IThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. : X- D t& V8 g( a
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. : ?% x! R: L! H. h) r6 d
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$ ]2 M: l# J% fThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife , T9 n/ q1 _, z! Z& S9 r* D
( I" R/ ~3 Q1 c2 n; R3 oMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 9 X( @5 k( s( T! W( f
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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