Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
7 G0 M; P  y5 n, zShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
2 z3 p0 e% e2 _) e& \The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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" P% T# Q7 h' J( p" |The woman said, 'That's okay.'

2 I5 `1 Y% B$ L5 bFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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8 ^7 Z9 C3 z) ~! r. l6 @4 iThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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' p* h; N) w! y- Z! `The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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; I+ ~# T0 R* O8 w. }8 T9 zThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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5 F! _) m  k+ F: y7 j$ v7 XMale readers : Please scroll down.

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% N9 J' O! S2 f$ Z9 v' VThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

) A. H/ t2 M& @# K* q! U  nMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.


( q; j: U5 Y  ]Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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* A/ ]5 Z$ U3 ^3 ~9 ^7 nVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.