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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' * D$ Q( a5 @2 c: V& V/ C* A
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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3 t3 e9 S3 p7 Q- tWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' & G8 ~7 @6 P& ]/ U3 v9 `. R6 R
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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8 Y7 r1 C/ s& h- z# n; s& QFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. * u) t3 Y7 u- t6 X; [
5 t/ F$ s; A$ N& i, N2 B8 V5 L# F+ D$ WThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. % |7 F! t& y3 z" N
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 8 f7 u: e0 G" ^, X
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! : j2 l: s1 m E. \2 a/ N
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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9 D. U# ?2 z; {3 ?; CThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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: C) _8 W; e- e" y' g8 p3 DThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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; V. r4 f- |* O- i2 dThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ' z, N) E6 h- e8 }2 q
5 c. `. H. L$ aMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 1 L- J5 C4 i: P$ x" E
4 _. E. I% Q$ t2 S; sAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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6 ^% P' z" Y2 P: y, o& X. w% mMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. # M; } C( |. F y) f
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1 G" f- x* ]0 wLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ( e4 ^# s9 {, t5 b; e/ Q
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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