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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 3 M; Y: Q" ]/ V8 K6 v) j2 m
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ( {( S+ e+ v" K4 ?. Q) W1 r
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
/ c! U' I# A: _The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ! [3 h9 H8 [1 x; R3 ~0 J, K3 I
9 H5 {- {) H" L# h& B( ` MWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - h/ f- }6 [/ w& {
; S( k( M1 C$ a* SThe woman said, 'That's okay.' $ `, Y/ G) u2 W [8 Z& o* l
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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/ j2 A% O6 D4 ^4 x' @The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. $ N( _! S$ _* `7 o
# ~9 ^: b% j; z" N) G+ g8 v% p+ U, ]) MThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 1 G: }3 |* r1 e% K5 Y
1 c# a4 Z2 H' g+ K* u- mSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 3 S! Y" h. A) M- @+ `
6 w8 Z+ p" I; PThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 3 w+ {6 m6 e& t- `
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 5 L. w' Z, i: Y+ {6 W, R2 Z
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 5 `9 q5 Y/ O8 z# P1 k) a" O6 v' s
& ~$ ^/ m9 j) @Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. & U- ~" {: r4 N- P6 U7 @4 q- A
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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# L* Z4 {0 T# o6 uMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. ; Y4 L7 {" @4 Q5 a/ y4 O+ V
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; K) n: @& v$ U4 y2 i+ Q' lLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 5 J1 j/ B" V, z, j# v
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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