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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot# r( |0 j* B P
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
6 y% L8 G: M/ {* M, SAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?4 W5 I( q! H5 W. D
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# o$ x2 }( r& K+ n, B$ F
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They all live on donuts and moose meat9 A1 {. k% j3 p* i. `- F4 ?
And they leave the house without packing heat2 X. p) R+ z4 ^) n4 k7 S
Never even bring their guns to the mall
0 h; e% Y% p5 I* |And you know what else is too funny?
5 n- @8 ]% E7 w* f& Q# I4 I0 |Their stupid Monopoly money
; {5 D I1 Y. A& p) w, F& F# @Can't take 'em seriously at all4 I1 n% N0 @: R& o9 m
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
/ U3 Z4 F" Q$ T& k* T) aThey treat curling just like it's a real sport! d$ p4 b; h6 N5 P# D
They think their silly accent is so cute
) {3 z0 d! M% FCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare2 x$ n" G+ A7 ^/ V% P) }
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
1 k* Z. N' n% z5 G f* u Q( EThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
/ X8 @/ T3 c5 T) q+ u4 BEat their weight in Kraft macaroni: L7 Y9 G/ j; e2 x
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
5 }; ~! i* V* ~: L! s/ p% V$ ?" fAll over Saskatchewan0 [" \# Y2 \, U; Y/ p
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 ^/ J" U9 b9 ]3 H' g3 `wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
( p$ T( i% ?3 {- ]. A8 rSee the map, they're hovering right over us
# C) G6 i) f( Q/ W$ OTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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) a5 p2 i( N7 g3 _- eAlways hear the same kind of story
. W. P. j$ ]2 T) T8 ?+ @Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"7 o, y' N( p% D; `% v
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 i H+ G. Y) _; ]* L/ f
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
2 U* \4 ^& M. f) o, M# sSo quick, before they see it coming. C+ [; L3 V$ c! C+ V
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