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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
4 s, d& g5 k: `; v! y! d% XDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
7 S$ s9 h- W+ {5 T+ ?4 I0 ~3 H" aAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? q# B" O R) x, s8 b6 G
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed1 \; |1 { ] `: Q! w$ T1 K1 ^
) q5 j- y8 v3 @6 }; ], uThey all live on donuts and moose meat
# O& M, w! ^+ j# l% YAnd they leave the house without packing heat
7 `( `9 j" f& C7 J. _# rNever even bring their guns to the mall' o$ \0 H1 m3 Y% @
And you know what else is too funny?# H3 _* ]; P4 B; S2 r) z$ F
Their stupid Monopoly money* J2 f9 |6 M( {! l) a. z( i* V8 O
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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, G! C' G& t3 ]# x& z7 o! d# m6 cWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
& a$ J9 V8 E) c0 BThey treat curling just like it's a real sport8 G7 N* S; r. u. v- n" j
They think their silly accent is so cute' o3 K7 w+ u5 V# U1 ?2 ?$ h
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
l/ x$ k) }2 O3 MCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air/ |- D o' h3 `. l+ ^3 u
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
& @/ N( x4 y5 q( m; KEat their weight in Kraft macaroni9 P6 L. O/ [) D6 G% v8 C
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
, u& A. T, B2 m" C) s, V- hAll over Saskatchewan- d# h3 W& F6 X2 ]* @: G6 V2 j+ Q9 h& W& h
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 @/ i9 Q; Z) a! g1 d( Bwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
4 [/ N% M K0 p8 y* {See the map, they're hovering right over us9 @) z0 F. K& n( g. j0 V7 A
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous+ ^2 r$ c, ^( W! T/ T& v
6 {- ^1 V2 h) m4 oAlways hear the same kind of story
8 x8 w- _" Q1 I9 [! y% t9 h+ j- tBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"2 j+ o, m# _. E' {2 j
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?0 W/ J% z7 B" m! [5 m5 `1 r
It's gotta mean they're all up to something3 }) L# b. v1 {/ I
So quick, before they see it coming0 S+ T- o9 O% T6 V6 [1 P, z
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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