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Canadian idiot
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' g, ^! ]6 q1 r4 Y) IDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot( j+ A9 w! s3 T8 E
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut5 B1 g* K' V7 h& z, k* E
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?( {3 D; z# L- Y: I0 P* S7 _
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed: T. @ \' H, O
9 v$ j" d' G6 \ A. z- _' MThey all live on donuts and moose meat- t0 O3 q1 |# P1 f9 h- h
And they leave the house without packing heat
: p2 j: w' u; t* m! DNever even bring their guns to the mall: _6 W: `6 J- M) F6 L. c
And you know what else is too funny?
8 C3 c5 d; ?& X/ x* @Their stupid Monopoly money4 _# y6 ]( M' s8 z5 L0 q
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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! M& I" Z2 r( l, j' }) r. OWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export) t* P/ s- L. h. h0 ^: }' V6 X8 \# P
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
5 N2 H6 O/ I+ p- h) rThey think their silly accent is so cute
9 L6 x- d/ w& D2 m& oCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot/ o* G( ^9 W5 n% @, D
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
) L) T% W$ A% J0 n3 e+ T3 W4 @Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air" f& o+ D7 P# f% P& J
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion9 e# a, l* h3 a
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
* D8 z+ F+ A' r- g0 lAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni& V6 I! J) J9 A* X
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 u ~- J; b# Q2 v8 r0 D
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
6 F3 E! c4 h/ r+ K3 kSee the map, they're hovering right over us
6 _ c7 [3 q% w( q! [8 F S) ZTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous! T$ S1 o2 u D( U$ T
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Always hear the same kind of story
- [! ], m D8 b; ABreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ _7 H8 c ?! g. x; E x
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
" Y$ c, G2 l" ]- f7 O& }+ rIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
7 `# f: `: c6 S$ B. ~3 D1 aSo quick, before they see it coming, u' M( U6 N5 c0 z
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