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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot; j6 D3 }- s1 L& G4 d+ M
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
) l% a7 T- ?0 ?* [6 D8 f+ \( K. OAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# h0 z% s0 ?/ P! K" N3 x
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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* v; Z, `1 s ]* C1 r( TThey all live on donuts and moose meat1 p- b3 J8 f: s
And they leave the house without packing heat' q% ]) e( H" _4 C% l0 L
Never even bring their guns to the mall
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Their stupid Monopoly money1 ^/ N9 U: @% ]( J
Can't take 'em seriously at all) G8 t, k% y( @+ {! s% t1 k
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export7 j0 Q- A0 U; B" Y
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
0 J6 P, P Y2 L3 xThey think their silly accent is so cute; ?1 _9 l/ y, u$ _
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot5 f% V: O7 n% ]9 \7 p! e2 U
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare( e8 u: {4 S- ]
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
: K W9 w3 _) S4 R# W/ h. uThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion$ m+ B0 v4 I9 x+ G
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan3 I- r: ]- T, Z5 K
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
# ]6 F, u+ [6 h/ xwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ b" p$ f' z& Y" }7 }( jSee the map, they're hovering right over us% H# u$ y+ K# _8 M' ?. [
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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^# g4 i' h! K, R y( V5 D5 ZAlways hear the same kind of story
8 C' Q& W3 Q; W7 qBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
) W1 Z$ `" W% t, k GTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- b- B' z: U; d7 J, pIt's gotta mean they're all up to something, E/ v! m& G1 w2 Q
So quick, before they see it coming" {/ [4 @& w; _* H" ?
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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