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Canadian idiot: j8 n& Z3 i0 O9 d4 q" j9 w# g
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ {1 X2 w/ _! M' t( d) D
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
1 P. c3 E0 k3 K3 O; L( pAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# ^) U* a: K2 a; ^
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
' J7 h" d) V p, h$ GAnd they leave the house without packing heat0 @) ^& i i+ o& m- B r
Never even bring their guns to the mall
T1 V; U7 O) I$ ?! K% _$ r* k0 [# ~And you know what else is too funny?+ G& H$ q+ f& c+ ?, t
Their stupid Monopoly money
5 }4 [/ H" n, S: c8 aCan't take 'em seriously at all
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' O: F' K5 g) Y7 ?8 n- LWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 ^% `0 N+ g: t% f9 Y) nThey treat curling just like it's a real sport4 M4 c2 M" P y6 ^
They think their silly accent is so cute
2 U. i! L; C6 QCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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3 T: e$ U1 y( |" }; ySure, they've got their national healthcare
% P/ u- v0 X- J+ O9 LCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
1 |& i! g4 g0 K# LThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
( W" H, d0 w8 O9 REat their weight in Kraft macaroni# I: D% l+ [8 a7 w' E9 t
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni! ]. m3 W( q* H5 U
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 u! x6 {% \5 P: r& T8 vwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
( V9 n6 F& u( p1 J2 k+ C; ]. RSee the map, they're hovering right over us' C0 E5 g9 J* ^1 I# c
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous* X; }* D7 E. k3 P' _
* Y4 W9 Z$ a% [Always hear the same kind of story" E E0 a6 a8 G6 b# s; l
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
0 G; c4 y( K/ X7 kTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
7 G' F6 Z# b- b: Y# o) L$ KIt's gotta mean they're all up to something3 g& y1 }8 ?. f6 q( ?2 g) J
So quick, before they see it coming( l% |" x1 b) h: b+ W' r
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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