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发表于 2009-2-2 23:50
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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
; X* R$ l7 J0 f: kDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
& E o) j% f* mAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
( b h1 s. h! OI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed! F2 ?2 a: O+ f3 T% n: {; M* D5 a
3 s6 Z* N) R1 O s3 S% LThey all live on donuts and moose meat
, J' x) _$ @9 P$ P4 h+ G4 N2 PAnd they leave the house without packing heat
* v. _/ r! \& |) }9 v0 tNever even bring their guns to the mall7 f7 @. _- T6 Y2 z! w7 S4 u( A' [! V
And you know what else is too funny?
7 {$ \2 A6 w* v) k0 e K2 A8 s# sTheir stupid Monopoly money) a) B9 _6 m8 v9 N$ @9 L* F
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* o4 @) c& U Y- o5 lThey treat curling just like it's a real sport; E, l# N2 |" G+ z! J- y2 I
They think their silly accent is so cute
1 n2 z9 Y7 r1 B% I: @Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot2 U: @! B3 V1 l
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
% I! ]; u- s/ I1 f: C, ZCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
8 }& c! Z* {! t6 |3 EThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion6 N! T8 D& h6 _1 o2 |1 I$ H+ J
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni) X2 N9 s0 I. \1 E$ x* S
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
3 g* A3 h# v" n, j( jAll over Saskatchewan' f4 W' R8 Y* c3 s5 I, b, b
6 v' E5 @: j$ _Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& z0 _. _+ K# c9 ~# a* [0 k+ Nwont figure out the temperature in Celsius" g2 J4 j7 L: b$ o
See the map, they're hovering right over us
* C# [9 d4 G' c: R: z, x# ATell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous. L' c7 g# J* W. ?" M6 J4 V
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Always hear the same kind of story
" {! P* n$ \; WBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"1 l# j- y( l" _9 x
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?( |- b4 J% g& k! Y, z3 V9 |
It's gotta mean they're all up to something; a0 p3 g' {5 W" u$ m
So quick, before they see it coming' L9 N, I7 n0 u7 u% D4 V; ~6 Q
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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