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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot& V! N: O4 c5 d7 [" f- V
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut/ I5 c- C" G9 I. d% K
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?* ?+ {. j4 M1 W7 c& Y4 w
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed: Y6 J6 ?) U) _1 C: }
m0 L3 J3 q* E2 {They all live on donuts and moose meat7 T4 f; y( C2 T+ x
And they leave the house without packing heat
( h/ K" L. ~) Z' M/ A2 ]Never even bring their guns to the mall
1 P r7 g# m; c' sAnd you know what else is too funny?2 z2 a O% L+ Y# U$ M
Their stupid Monopoly money5 M) B B! ?3 v5 ~# @
Can't take 'em seriously at all* X4 ?5 n4 I7 |/ t
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
& e, f: S, J$ m4 N" v0 ^They treat curling just like it's a real sport# f" s8 A; U9 |8 c0 V" H6 d
They think their silly accent is so cute
0 t0 E2 J0 W4 P6 `( w DCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot. r9 a( z. t! d N) U% K8 J- r
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare- g+ C: k' }1 F
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air% Z0 W7 t9 _; O, x" E! m" w" V) ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ a8 H d" C5 y7 L! F7 {5 c8 `
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni0 u: f! U5 x1 F+ e; T( D5 [) x
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni& D5 m, P$ \ S% z
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) V" O# D0 q) B/ K" U$ d+ `wont figure out the temperature in Celsius4 |$ a0 X# f3 _6 ^7 q4 L
See the map, they're hovering right over us
+ i @8 {' n( o# @Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous; X3 S8 M2 z; Q) T$ H+ u8 ~
/ D8 I* ~8 A6 T$ M. R6 y) H! N, p5 lAlways hear the same kind of story
1 M# y* P7 c/ R% w! f1 [Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!") v6 {" \. j7 x. X
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?) G% O& C) ^ D' Z& ? Z I
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
& U+ _' B9 c* m5 q" YSo quick, before they see it coming
/ T3 Q4 g6 N+ e& j$ \0 r: V5 F% PTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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