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' q0 q) ^+ P" O$ M. j$ ~looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 K! O" d" ~" U- r$ I3 l( N
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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& X: w! M/ L7 m. F) j( I3 w; ~Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 ?: @, s6 r3 ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
U4 `* f4 l- \! ] \( jIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ v" Q. o' R% ~% I7 c; p) bin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ }4 M% u) K' ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
?4 S C; x9 l( R, bprofessor was out cold.2 m: P9 d( [% p! F0 }6 Y8 {
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ k' a" K5 r9 T/ z
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: Z5 w4 A* n9 _0 l) ^sat there looking on in silence.
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6 ^6 ]0 F& j/ hThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked: p3 Y4 w9 S# v/ S y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; Z- R7 R. N- C+ U3 cwith you? Why did you do that?'0 H' `# d; q2 W. Z$ A
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 U5 B" P) \: @6 T# W
W4 a! V! r4 ?Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
* ^0 ^& ^: l$ U. x! Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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