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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and, y+ }* k+ i1 v
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# d+ A* m0 o, h, {, Q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) X( G i# s0 B
& {) j* U1 J' w, zThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 ^1 @4 I) ?8 y
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 n5 Y y. K6 E$ r& q8 {- XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) E8 A" {1 U) p- J9 gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 Q" S/ v( ?$ x* P' _' O% Z7 G& e
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! r; k! k8 L9 C. c. E; U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The k8 F ?% A& w Z1 k9 N
professor was out cold.+ X/ \! n- o# D3 S* J% J r
5 L$ p: d7 V- a& {The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," m% B, x7 j; ?* @& Z! B& ~2 d
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& A0 ]- ~3 |4 R9 [ r7 q$ h( B
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% E6 n8 ^5 z% F9 qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. a' \) K2 g, |
with you? Why did you do that?'
0 s3 q' z- x6 k: c8 @8 c! DThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " E' ]& Y g6 z% L
! \& Y7 ]( i- t4 R- VCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 R0 R: D0 D% I& q% G; { X1 Hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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