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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and7 V2 r# Q7 U. \; O. i/ ^( x
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ Z) B! U7 x, T4 j" ^; U3 \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # D p. g4 B3 Q x" h8 X. [
~. p/ [5 U4 {4 jThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: P+ j: c% ~: z" |; V; O' ~8 _
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 ]2 _1 C( S/ N$ @
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " m! A; |: Q* H2 X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- M6 k0 A- L! j8 n
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ x6 t5 |' F8 q( K0 r3 @
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 d! m/ z2 _4 h" w3 hprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, ?( q! ?1 ?$ {3 @
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 ~1 b/ R2 V$ S5 \" P* }- Ssat there looking on in silence. : \& v6 {3 N* J: e' k
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 Y# t3 d0 O5 i. |4 y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( L( n4 S" n+ v
with you? Why did you do that?'
( J% O5 Q. r- EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / }. ~2 J I$ J* B5 Q; T$ p$ t
4 ?8 V1 z4 x! H. f6 K2 W9 e9 LCanadian soldiers who are protecting your* m2 [4 T3 ^1 t
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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