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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 N  l& `9 H/ `7 Y
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ e+ {4 w9 P0 _
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 Y: G. X! p* V9 D4 p

1 h' I# s' c, m, c0 @; PThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 V4 E8 r' w! ]9 c) Y6 A; Q
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' `4 D: B9 q3 \( L4 }+ \. b. |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The, \0 ]8 T0 _; S  o% Q' y
professor was out cold.# W' }+ S2 z, j3 I* v, J3 g1 d

% ~% x; H5 O7 l9 N; D+ L2 KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,  @% u1 ~; S6 ], F/ W# J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and! c6 c4 e& j: m% ^/ f( D
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked' Q1 j- ^/ Z; G$ q1 s
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; D/ Y; Z  j- t, l' a
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 " R0 K" g3 f+ C' U0 L* Y& C) p
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 _, Z& I1 r: F9 ?( @; D: |7 plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ N9 W8 i0 R/ ^! W9 Q
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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