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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# ]8 @8 ~& H0 S, F5 A1 z1 r
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 c3 x- P/ u, N+ f [. U; [
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 M& I5 ]: c# f N" {, d
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; {6 }4 M. Q/ W9 K7 M tI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ f N: y0 P _/ jIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 y! [2 ~' X1 A, k6 U8 x, q5 w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 e; U$ r7 a( N& @0 C. s: ]1 h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- D2 s. f7 ]0 w! Q1 K
professor was out cold.
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- P( s- {% g# `The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 e! V. v4 @1 c# nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and3 ?) Q) k+ t9 b' M; p3 M7 V0 o
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 _; \3 z4 ], ~. m1 F7 @% Yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: j" d6 z7 Z& @4 ?
with you? Why did you do that?'" [: s" z$ d5 v# k% c" F
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ z) {/ I6 k9 J- _7 `right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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