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5 P3 b( N5 o# K0 q. rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, j. r+ }, u I' _+ B( x2 y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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. B% J; |9 A p6 A/ aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 t. S' H! N9 A4 u3 HI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 f* Q. w" v( }; H1 rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. a5 A" q* p- w# C, m# F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# q! B+ P# G0 @ A" b( Ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* Q1 W+ h' D; Q. i& b% z( zprofessor was out cold.8 q% K) H- c9 d
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% Y f' h0 M. f6 gsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 j# N+ i: p* G4 Q" m2 ksat there looking on in silence. : X& g7 ]$ w! N9 R& W. B% B' J7 P" D* b
$ P8 }' N' Q% vThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, R9 ?; V- T% v0 @" r
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. S* _" P- _/ N- w8 K
with you? Why did you do that?'/ V$ m7 E+ p( E1 S* k! q% b
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 |' U/ l5 d! G8 c0 m+ ^right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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