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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 {! h! W8 r) F, f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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& m4 d7 a4 y1 d2 Q* A* W3 x w0 yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.' Z& }' m9 w0 w: x8 l; z* b
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" Q. [6 [. U4 {" h2 j) W/ p) b* [I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " ?( E# [2 ^: l+ {/ n
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) X& Y0 M2 Z: u4 Q; U3 Din the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 F& N2 U. K3 a' u! s& o d
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 d x' `( x- P7 B/ p/ S7 D$ Z
professor was out cold. z! {) ?, M2 v% t
' ^2 K9 P6 U& ]2 W9 a" w6 wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. a; s9 ~$ x) L1 [; v' ?" V% D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and# P0 v; `! m0 a, M8 F
sat there looking on in silence.
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8 l4 A, [; H- j8 v, {$ K+ GThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& K4 J' o6 M3 C7 L4 q: @
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 r4 W6 O3 o# W& a$ C! ~
with you? Why did you do that?', \2 j J8 S% [( d& P$ ~
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ o+ _; A9 M& t8 {' ?
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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