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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! b0 Y! ~; s* t, r# _0 Sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - R, S H: Z0 V; T+ Q* s
- s. ?. ~& b0 i* f; GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.' c4 U6 K5 g2 u( E/ {( I. a
2 q4 S3 F7 r: a8 w& y3 zTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# ?& G) s1 t! C- \I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 8 U- O+ B! b2 w. y/ E% K7 F" U9 [
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, E4 H) J. Q; Y, [) n/ D. U" @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# [: i7 N8 H) j/ Xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 U* c6 P$ Z. x' h' w3 ]' f# }professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,* r9 T5 J2 g' ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& i' O" T, K2 g& W" z ]- l( S- B5 h
sat there looking on in silence. $ Z2 |% z, a. E: M$ t" H9 Y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 `; p0 \+ {; wat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ H) e' ?6 L& x, T
with you? Why did you do that?'* i" x* W/ b" f/ A v# |
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 T% Y3 y" e4 q9 C' e! M/ g% |
7 S* ]- d% Q, e* ^8 c, t* lCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- _4 R* h2 _8 p3 @: vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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