埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3833|回复: 6

God is busy

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and7 V2 r# Q7 U. \; O. i/ ^( x
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ Z) B! U7 x, T4 j" ^; U3 \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # D  p. g4 B3 Q  x" h8 X. [

  ~. p/ [5 U4 {4 jThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: P+ j: c% ~: z" |; V; O' ~8 _
  e, s4 h& I9 V7 H, A# B- @
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 ]2 _1 C( S/ N$ @
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' " m! A; |: Q* H2 X
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- M6 k0 A- L! j8 n
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ x6 t5 |' F8 q( K0 r3 @
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 d! m/ z2 _4 h" w3 hprofessor was out cold.
1 \2 E+ e1 Y- w, F4 M) H  o$ r5 j/ _" D
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, ?( q! ?1 ?$ {3 @
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 ~1 b/ R2 V$ S5 \" P* }- Ssat there looking on in silence. : \& v6 {3 N* J: e' k
" Q' Q6 D: e0 W) |1 G- w& ]
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 Y# t3 d0 O5 i. |4 y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter( L( n4 S" n+ v
with you? Why did you do that?'
( J% O5 Q. r- EThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / }. ~2 J  I$ J* B5 Q; T$ p$ t

4 ?8 V1 z4 x! H. f6 K2 W9 e9 LCanadian soldiers who are protecting your* m2 [4 T3 ^1 t
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
大型搬家
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 % T9 s& Y% r% f8 O  r
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! q4 i2 C. ?$ F, \% ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 i- j% k9 Y% ^, D" i
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
' {7 e5 E3 n3 P* q1 c% `

! _4 A- [- q* n) B下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
鲜花(122) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
鲜花(546) 鸡蛋(20)
发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

回复 4楼 的帖子

hahaha......0 ~* o% D0 E* e' t' [  L* n
so true...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

西游Q记外挂
! n: }- M: e+ |1 f- [8 @0 v, J( _剑侠世界外挂, @; X  G7 m) O' t
完美国际外挂# H# |" z& R8 _- K4 J
传奇外传外挂
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-15 10:00 , Processed in 0.272913 second(s), 20 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表