Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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, L) S% `, e1 u  P( QI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. n+ ]0 T3 W* u- \0 n- z& bShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. Q4 P/ F( n" U2 e3 `It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# p+ l' D, G. O2 N' h% M4 rOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
+ X7 m/ @: a( }6 N0 x# K% B2 M6 XShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
, R( F: ~( K. g* [$ ?* O$ @8 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; O1 O1 s" \. |+ t" hI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ t: n/ P1 S9 u; |) V$ B" iI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
* D. C3 n( l' w+ h1 l! TLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
5 R* b! X) q" H; o# uWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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