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This is not a new one but in English this time.& O" Z ]. b% r( T- h
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I was a very happy man.* `8 J& J8 j5 V" `: N% c
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.- g: Z: c7 i- h% ^, f# I
There was only one little thing bothering me...7 f" b+ ~2 H' C! I h, u; D
It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 I6 p5 c2 |' AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 v* G7 C# a {
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.4 U6 s* H1 G# n
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 {7 Q: I# {" K4 i7 }$ y/ z7 Z' POne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
~6 \, g. t# s0 G; n. w- Z& ^She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.0 {3 x# g/ q1 D( h5 w
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.9 x7 L( l; U! W* ?1 S" L
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: A* v. w- V4 P# A4 wShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
3 t& ]1 M% Y7 E5 d% rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs., {" i3 U3 q0 h, R
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; V+ p' F% S' D" Q& |2 ^I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: s- Z! Z: t' k0 F1 f* `6 dLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 k N4 a5 v6 d2 P1 Y) P% A2 `- TWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.5 M2 H. `% ^4 k
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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2 w. I/ s( s' }, Q; O2 l- aAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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