Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

1 J* \4 \4 m" v1 M# qI was a very happy man.
" C3 C1 F1 u; M( k& G' P! ]My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
  a  U3 h4 |4 |7 V" M; J/ @0 OIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
  ?, M, A; ?( QShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
; M# ?2 L& h  Z' C& hOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  [/ D* c: j& ]9 w4 OShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& L; j: D. H+ l+ k% B$ I, dI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" ^8 m, \" }6 CI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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