Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

. J6 o" T4 n( d, D/ zI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
7 a: p1 b) R5 i6 W, zIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& a5 _( S9 E& b3 S* F% F- oOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
- c5 m" F0 j9 b9 A/ ^+ T  ^I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
. J0 p, n& p( o* b* GLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
+ }% n& |: j: FWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 {/ X/ [" Z  l! S2 pWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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9 |% e2 W: s8 b+ G5 cAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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