Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
6 {( k. z6 I3 I0 lMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
8 D" H' C4 [4 _2 q9 CIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
6 g" S' s' i; a% }6 O- @She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
( ?- t# S6 t  H3 xIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
1 I4 }; B1 v1 J, b, `6 z8 j( h3 OOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& G0 r# L% ?% S! p% X- RShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- d" H2 S1 S0 P& JShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
5 x, T" e1 W  f8 z- V6 k- EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
# i" B" ?; D+ c8 R9 \$ t5 V. LI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
$ [% `/ t/ O; x4 a- eLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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