Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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  ~4 l: c9 U2 R( T, @# _0 |, QI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
& C# [6 l. j2 j( f' V2 b, V" EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
8 K2 F4 X8 i: lIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 |  k( _- n" m. i+ \One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
6 W" r- ?. `( n/ CShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
" C+ v; l. G6 D) A2 w% BLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* o2 Y- l, ~7 N) y3 a6 Q7 r2 GWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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1 N5 U3 K) `0 UAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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