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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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  ~4 l: c9 U2 R( T, @# _0 |, QI was a very happy man.( E. N: E+ n' t% ^9 V  g3 ^3 @+ W
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.) v' X8 r: P3 l+ O
There was only one little thing bothering me.... a' _% l' q' r! Y9 _2 z8 m
It was her beautiful younger sister.
& C# [6 l. j2 j( f' V2 b, V" EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.# F$ k# J0 v: `5 K# a( J1 _) [
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
8 K2 F4 X8 i: lIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 |  k( _- n" m. i+ \One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
6 W" r- ?. `( n/ CShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.3 D; h( _3 \  A
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.$ o0 X: o1 Q- i
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.+ [2 w; C# D' H7 A! Q& z; `
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'( C, }) x$ [/ h: v
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.* ~7 S9 V) V+ C, R3 K9 c; Q
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.0 K8 }7 |# e# F# J: [4 }. Q% K
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
" C+ v; l. G6 D) A2 w% BLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!0 T1 Q! M, t& ^9 Q8 o
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* o2 Y- l, ~7 N) y3 a6 Q7 r2 GWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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1 N5 U3 K) `0 UAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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