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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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9 k( e+ P6 z# t8 @. X/ o+ a1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# s# H- K- l+ A. w- X n& I
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 d' U9 l2 q9 A/ _4 A5 _( b' [
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., {/ k$ r0 L3 m6 V# e# y7 P1 E
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 |7 B9 O u/ g& F+ a7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) P4 E: N9 u% X
0 r! V1 y# O+ F7 `( a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 m8 H# y, J9 v3 Z$ o: n9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 U( W |0 m& P( r& p' c& A& q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% g: Y, a S7 g7 k' \( b3 j
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) d- O) d8 w$ m0 ^+ f5 G5 @12.) Super glue is forever.
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I% @6 ^# U" U }13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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7 N3 O. l, _9 p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: N, X2 \% b/ \$ Z) x0 k6 U
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& c6 _* }% x c6 ?
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& u. A8 J1 S) F; J' n7 D% [, T
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! S* Q* Q# V+ H2 ~& Y8 C$ H4 \
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" p5 v8 R$ W: [+ {0 @: U2 e0 N: ?& J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) y& i/ U7 f$ [7 E, w' W" l
' s9 G' `9 G" o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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