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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( B+ P: W0 w" s: t
# b: W; l8 I" N* `& N* [2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- m4 i% M; @4 v0 \
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* n! ~0 k2 t3 l/ z
4 Q7 L4 b" i% d2 |3 X9 m4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# y- Y1 o G3 P# ?7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! J& j y) }& f/ ~' n: d' g
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 y# d4 Q7 j: \; V9 `/ |
* Y% H( ]6 D3 Y7 A3 Z4 r) t9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ |; T/ M9 N9 L& H4 ?7 e. b1 @
2 c0 V; a* `( L& J8 s4 Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: |/ q1 r, X% T
' H9 T+ q7 m! Q) V3 W11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. V. q( W O( y, R1 n( j
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12.) Super glue is forever.# e" D8 v0 p9 s' Z3 M9 \& {( w
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 {) T0 x6 I- D
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. v+ M& d; q! u# X, d
; \( E h. U9 C& W! s15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 {% f( T3 w, y% \% M1 W! I
- b" ?5 t8 H2 V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 A5 I( F0 O. i9 X e: ^/ Q- E
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* N' c- _ M; B% l6 R0 V2 ]- y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' T& w W; n3 s: w: A
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) _8 y+ _$ i4 \8 r Q+ k7 S6 F21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 k. }, w+ `& T( l+ {
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4 O. U% F& l, O7 M- l23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& q s: E8 i0 d0 E
+ X. P3 \2 f- }0 \, u- N) X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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