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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" C5 l2 D! w d; B1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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b( t' k! X3 D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ @' U3 d% [) h; N, D" }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ K- Z8 H+ [6 e5 H4 |' o3 a
, ]& |* ~) c# a* j" J3 L* \/ M: I( w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., x$ [' a, Q Q0 l
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 A2 j2 W6 O i4 V5 u6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ Q) n7 \2 e5 F
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ G; u5 Q0 k' y5 I3 O; K
3 L; B+ P' c& n( b! X3 h8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 v9 K* e" \7 k" U" S9 ^0 q @9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 y5 \1 x& |6 L {+ I
' T9 Z1 D% {: V' E1 [# A; t6 F; X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 i; j3 C7 S! m2 Z1 \. a/ K+ g* P
/ ^1 B" K1 S9 ^$ x' W4 e11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ Q e+ Z7 ?$ t. F1 y
, ?3 `, q {% p3 p7 |/ n) ^8 z12.) Super glue is forever.8 e7 R1 B* g6 g5 `: U7 {
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 B, M v* N& [4 e
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 l8 J+ E, m- T" d7 i
2 K% x! `& F6 v# V15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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, t& {( X& K" d8 B1 n18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 S3 h- F) W/ O9 Q4 r0 l
Q: y( D. R9 G! X8 M+ P" u+ f7 D20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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1 k. E' E0 q2 N9 \6 w3 R, b21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- i0 E- N* J+ T& n+ c4 J* c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" \0 E6 g5 v q" z. M) d( K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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