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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' G8 E. L% p$ p3 w0 {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 q+ e, f2 ^0 O
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. t* }% [4 I& p! I; c
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 S9 U' X( R8 O$ ~+ [$ Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* N a1 j9 G0 p
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 F5 l$ ]4 `4 y( B& S
$ P" u2 m' @: \/ |& f( U9 Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." w3 \9 X, B" y8 [3 y3 j3 G/ n: \
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 |" \0 x% p' x# B# H8 b. V
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& e* T7 z: N0 B+ B
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" T$ x; k* u% f18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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9 b+ s# u4 E4 M# Y* h6 J. q7 ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! c, S' S, {, k1 p2 X5 ? P. y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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* [7 \8 T: ] B- y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.) |1 F' C1 Y1 X8 }' n
( I, _ O2 c& W$ o G7 V/ ^; u, U! T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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