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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 B5 I9 E, {" n2 H" }1 q0 U- y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 m0 z) g' L7 C8 J; n+ z* [
5 h* S/ ^7 }9 t+ s6 P2 O+ O3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% K4 W/ f" c) R5 b
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 G2 O! i; j: K( g# Y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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( I; I. S: x4 r8 \4 U) _. Y, |/ W6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 @( }& Y6 ^/ u0 Y3 f8 L- C
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8 Z, t5 H6 ~( F! f8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.) T4 h1 T2 a; j- K6 D
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 P' ?4 |& ]: N) q& N/ k, A
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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x# c8 L- t) g* R11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ Y5 d) q1 B6 U& E- J% F ^12.) Super glue is forever." r5 H/ b8 `( M+ ]3 [* _ ?3 u" [
/ M; Y; L$ p: l' v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( t! W5 Y3 F3 o0 [, m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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. q$ U2 b6 U5 U15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ V3 F- {6 l$ W; e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! X w8 c; p" X9 ~3 O! \
: g1 c1 V% H3 b3 f# q! X( t17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 x. n/ C$ t! s
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 H3 s$ E4 k5 U8 W0 Q! C
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 ^& @. H3 A: V( Z3 q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ p& c% W+ ~! _8 k3 G0 O
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ l4 a6 q1 ]; W/ \
) ]2 ?/ a8 t) R! u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 u6 t/ B1 p0 S, n
: c( s. ?- d0 e7 y" L/ z/ Q# u25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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