Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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6 V' q! w3 ^- ]; D, r1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

, {5 @' m( T" E* M8 R% I  m2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# k" T/ P+ {3 w) K" e5 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, y& R% g3 ~7 T6 @5 |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

/ ~6 C% u' ?! o4 b; D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# D$ n: L) w5 Z, ^# S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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: y. }& w- ~# @& s7 U, a+ c. L# i' b13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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8 S# R# R! u' c1 V* o( @/ g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 o+ X+ w& O) W6 z3 F, c" L5 O16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: R* r# J# h# Q. z% Z7 j; u; r20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

+ P, E* ]! o: b0 E) Q; u: V; S6 v21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

. ^( k- I: m  {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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