Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

  A+ O3 A# W" X7 W3 g. Y* K/ VWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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0 w9 d; \. L) s4 Z2 \; A7 j  O' z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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* Y. Z) q; l9 j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

# y5 Q( j' @3 J* \& W4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

8 _/ z) [! i' @/ B" C3 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 I3 T' j; [* }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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* k& P. O9 K! i3 k5 D7 g# m8 ^( q; H1 ?11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

5 I5 D2 n9 H: A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

  W6 `, H) C- l$ e; ~  r' l8 ^5 ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

& ^( {4 S  n5 ^. j8 ]. u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

9 E1 S' m; M! K* S# O5 V: h% k18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

; B) h8 P/ h6 t  A19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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3 Z) T) }. V  M2 {* p; c9 g21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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: T% h8 U9 M  G3 {9 p7 H22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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3 ?: l1 \# R& f23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! E  W- j; N" w( {( K5 I3 D. u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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