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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 b {1 W Y+ j; _6 V0 R- O- v# |1 u
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. s7 U. c+ n' p7 ]
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% M+ a0 Q5 K9 a; {7 K* T" x
5 b; |/ C( y& d+ p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# ~* S* y* W0 \. H( C' S* q1 o
. Q$ @# }6 ~4 F5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 N+ L0 O! Y7 X2 @5 A9 f
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: x& _4 O4 @, I: p6 ^
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( h" w& G0 w' Z. O! {! h' }10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.# Y% s; R8 `8 t& C
3 a% A8 y4 j4 I) C11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ U' [) w' Y1 [
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) k" N$ q, X" d
" w7 f" l- l- }/ ]. H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 M( _% N# |8 N5 ?$ w$ ~
/ F$ I7 N; L9 ?16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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J5 \+ H: S) B' [6 `17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.! B( A8 {, @4 r0 ^- ^
% x+ X. N7 B1 {' J2 L" @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. D% y; D# i D$ d7 N7 f& T; f& j
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ h% b8 q* m; v: o
$ }3 A* W2 r: d21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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