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发表于 2008-11-17 16:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?6 {# x! L# |8 [& X. v) `

  z; N1 g6 ]% W6 u, I" XLet's face it4 {0 k  G) c& ~9 ]
English is a stupid language.
! i5 Q7 S; ~  r8 b1 h) sThere is no egg in the eggplant
) Z) M1 {1 z* W: Z- N  |* xNo ham in the hamburger
. A" _( d2 s" V5 h. y. _) }And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
! o' |# O/ a1 X4 REnglish muffins were not invented in England+ {; u' ^* l; X/ i5 h1 K
French fries were not invented in France.( d6 q7 \: Q  b' l0 Y

+ F9 v' `" ~0 D' bWe sometimes take English for granted( `- t- J# v1 N. L& m9 U2 p
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
7 l4 x  h, T# ^% DQuicksand takes you down slowly
9 c0 W7 K9 C7 P, F3 CBoxing rings are square
5 G0 [6 X3 h/ xAnd a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.+ N0 [+ _) p) b  q
If the plural of tooth is teeth
1 p- e1 i: p- f6 n8 B  g9 KShouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
5 [1 B4 C( Q7 Z. L; XIf the teacher taught," D) c! B4 V/ y4 z" N
Why didn't the preacher praught.
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables8 f& _. K/ g3 r! l4 A; R7 o
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?$ ?4 N; C0 v% s9 o* z1 S- I# y. Y
Why do people recite at a play
+ u( p+ y, s5 MYet play at a recital?% k6 T* `  G# o9 h% D+ }  k* h
Park on driveways and
' J( D" z& u, g" Z: L# XDrive on parkways; i4 T* U' s; _  F1 w
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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
; c5 N% P% A6 H6 _Of a language where a house can burn up as
2 J3 x; d" P4 ?, o& ]7 K) bIt burns down
( w6 [9 R  d# R* W; k9 o1 z# u# ^7 mAnd in which you fill in a form ! u* z! D7 S1 N/ V; i
By filling it out
$ j6 a( G) S8 E% u1 f- I6 d+ @And a bell is only heard once it goes!
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English was invented by people, not computers
) Q2 K: ]- i7 }! ]- GAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race5 h. c$ L  Z6 E
(Which of course isn't a race at all)) m4 |0 E! A, d$ n4 i: u
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That is why, B* V: |! l! y# m. A, w
When the stars are out they are visible7 g+ Y3 s1 b  b3 n
But when the lights are out they are invisible! P; G9 T* s, E( l) ?( C
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
% R0 n% J% M. L# f, G% _' Q) kIt starts) B* F, H1 G' ^! v8 U. f
But when I wind up this observation,$ j. Q4 x) M% \0 ~
It ends.
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发表于 2008-11-17 18:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(143) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:08 | 显示全部楼层

典型的中国人写出的E文.该文写的非常差

我看了几行,就看不下去了.
7 n+ u: o$ q0 e2 ]/ U1 h1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
  V1 K( l- I1 ~0 K2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子,就是LINK3水平.9 \8 L! C$ U" |2 _6 e  x0 a
3)第二句: Let's face it. 可笑,可笑. 当然意思可以看的懂,但是写出这话, LINK2水平.! f9 C. B& e3 @5 Q; u
4) 下一句: stupid 是太口语话了.如果要讽刺他,又带一些正式文章色彩,可以用not as ... as 来表达.
1 c3 s5 H/ g' i. k其他的,我就不看了.好象LZ最近在学习E文. 你贴写文章出来,我帮你修改修改.虽然我也不行,但是可以帮你一些.
鲜花(143) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:20 | 显示全部楼层

而且就E文本身而言

老杨团队 追求完美
应该是西方语系中最好学的一门外语了.
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发表于 2008-11-28 12:24 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 16:13 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 suvescape 于 2008-11-17 21:08 发表
1 M5 A' S4 ~5 h* }* ^* l9 {1 G! e5 Z我看了几行,就看不下去了.
) g; P: a. ^- y; ~. m1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.& U' E. Q- P0 `( }& C7 J' j  }
2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子 ...
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% H2 p* W  ^% G2 S  V1 ?& x4 U谦虚使人进步。不看完怎么知道文章的精髓呢?* K. a* k* z8 n* D" p, C
实话讲,这个文章还真不是中国人写的。所以并不是只有中国人才犯语法错误
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发表于 2008-12-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
能写出此文的人,一定是深得英文精髓。幽默,有趣。
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发表于 2008-12-12 18:54 | 显示全部楼层
我觉得这篇文章还是写的蛮好的。是楼主自己写的吗?如果是转帖应该注明出处吧。
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发表于 2008-12-20 16:07 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-30 05:33 | 显示全部楼层

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