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发表于 2008-11-17 16:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
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Let's face it
9 t3 D' ?  e0 i( l, [English is a stupid language.
5 r% Y) z* h* w3 zThere is no egg in the eggplant
  z# q% O. E0 F" }* ^4 QNo ham in the hamburger1 `+ y/ T* v8 o) B! h* N
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
; g3 U! w* a7 M- QEnglish muffins were not invented in England
/ E# ], q3 u4 w1 M( O( N5 rFrench fries were not invented in France.
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2 z6 w7 G: {9 hWe sometimes take English for granted
9 _3 h9 R7 K% g6 i# kBut if we examine its paradoxes we find that/ U+ X0 t9 S9 N3 _
Quicksand takes you down slowly6 R4 I# O' ~% E7 J3 v& k
Boxing rings are square
1 [  @5 K1 d+ c( d1 [) KAnd a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
: i# Q7 Q* ^) N8 cIf the plural of tooth is teeth' y5 b: s& y) a. H: s( s* `' ?: ?
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
) }5 u0 [  A4 v$ h9 gIf the teacher taught,0 Q. [5 V7 J8 k$ ^! v7 D
Why didn't the preacher praught.% R* }5 m- T+ v/ A- _2 D7 n2 J

0 n2 ~, n* O3 AIf a vegetarian eats vegetables! H* ^* ~  _! V9 T
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?6 a$ R4 n) N4 W1 j
Why do people recite at a play
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Park on driveways and1 M' I% j+ F1 d  s. v" i* X" z
Drive on parkways
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4 c/ V# w0 i+ T: `8 nYou have to marvel at the unique lunacy) [3 n; o# j3 [
Of a language where a house can burn up as! Q# d( D7 k, G0 Z4 g2 Y/ h* `
It burns down7 O4 b3 T. n) |: n# j  i, l: P+ U  i, {* {
And in which you fill in a form
2 w3 j, H5 g  s, _( GBy filling it out
* u+ Z( u/ o  r- G! ?. M. H1 FAnd a bell is only heard once it goes!
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English was invented by people, not computers
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, b) z- H5 d" O; Y: c1 y1 e# f8 ?# i(Which of course isn't a race at all)
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7 s( x5 X: d& |" B  |That is why
5 U# @+ ~; z; Z8 k: Q& HWhen the stars are out they are visible
4 f6 r' Q8 a8 QBut when the lights are out they are invisible
* O- h0 O- C$ m" d  |And why it is that when I wind up my watch2 y. ~- ~  ~" w) J; L/ M" e9 A
It starts
; Y) h7 T+ o" Q1 y* uBut when I wind up this observation,9 o, c% U8 S$ P# ~1 E1 U
It ends.
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发表于 2008-11-17 18:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:08 | 显示全部楼层

典型的中国人写出的E文.该文写的非常差

我看了几行,就看不下去了.8 H5 ^7 N6 m4 u. X" ]- e& ~4 v5 k
1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.; d/ ]# Y* m( ?% A- m7 O
2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子,就是LINK3水平.9 K  ]( ^8 k) g  G, F
3)第二句: Let's face it. 可笑,可笑. 当然意思可以看的懂,但是写出这话, LINK2水平.
) x8 i2 d  s) c$ s: {$ E4) 下一句: stupid 是太口语话了.如果要讽刺他,又带一些正式文章色彩,可以用not as ... as 来表达.
/ u0 y, K& z; [: |) }9 q) _/ N其他的,我就不看了.好象LZ最近在学习E文. 你贴写文章出来,我帮你修改修改.虽然我也不行,但是可以帮你一些.
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:20 | 显示全部楼层

而且就E文本身而言

老杨团队 追求完美
应该是西方语系中最好学的一门外语了.
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发表于 2008-11-28 12:24 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 16:13 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 suvescape 于 2008-11-17 21:08 发表
: T& H8 b# F- w6 x- }我看了几行,就看不下去了.
5 \9 k7 a. B4 i& Y' f& D3 C1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
/ @  ^( H) X3 }4 B7 f  ?2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子 ...
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3 ~- {' x! D5 h- H9 K谦虚使人进步。不看完怎么知道文章的精髓呢?3 u+ r1 |1 V0 K, p; Z7 D
实话讲,这个文章还真不是中国人写的。所以并不是只有中国人才犯语法错误
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发表于 2008-12-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
能写出此文的人,一定是深得英文精髓。幽默,有趣。
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发表于 2008-12-12 18:54 | 显示全部楼层
我觉得这篇文章还是写的蛮好的。是楼主自己写的吗?如果是转帖应该注明出处吧。
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发表于 2008-12-20 16:07 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-30 05:33 | 显示全部楼层

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