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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.8 }) b$ Q0 s, _; ~: D* D3 C
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.# Y- Q0 Y$ M% r* e2 d& D3 |
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:8 _- M: {% g' h
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! H% o5 n0 k+ Q+ Va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.1 z+ i, R W1 D/ o4 j8 `0 L& F
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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) r* K+ d0 Q8 G4 R9 `% Y1 p* m5 Vd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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. u6 X- F' W5 @" Z: Fe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations./ p+ n6 U0 F: I4 c9 E$ R
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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9 R! ?$ y# q; Y8 c4 h: I, Qh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.$ f" ~1 K% y2 S3 W# A0 \
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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1 j" \0 s. w5 Yk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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