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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 4 r4 H3 b0 a. }& G2 j: S
; v" \( S v8 z5 @# b A$ d0 GDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 5 X/ E; j$ @- u3 {
7 t; X9 r1 ?7 k K$ `I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. . T- d- l( x# D$ D
- a/ e ~" U- I" z% W) A P6 MYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ; A5 G2 z6 J, r6 F; X
+ x- L* @8 D; jWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. : g- N. E a, }- e1 A8 v, L
0 L- ]" v( K( y% D The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 6 U$ _8 p& @$ x5 w2 X' E$ \4 T
3 U) c- E; y9 t6 VAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ' F, L$ |3 y. v7 @) W# ]
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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2 A6 J2 ?, k/ h. P @. W6 GHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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) m3 B) K- w7 L. _So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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$ p- |1 l# M$ l+ b+ |Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. J k: h# w+ @! c, ~
He gives up and goes back to bed. 2 ?/ T k% W0 n3 B/ }) }" i; i
1 z' @: {/ }" u* |1 lThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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- d6 f) H. d; ^ c" s$ FThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ' g3 ~1 i x" Y& V5 n# U: T
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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