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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' & z: E* `1 ?* Y2 {4 V
" n; Q1 I; a, R9 N" }' {/ IDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: / @% h1 ?0 h- [4 F7 _+ y) h) y
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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; T* Q8 I' g1 B5 L% b1 NYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. , J$ G5 h+ z- Y' }$ }( j
' C5 Y2 D& ]( `. ?5 ^- uWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. $ k' P0 k) h& h; g; p) |
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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* C: k* Q8 t+ b( ^" mLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 0 }# O3 P( L2 ` m6 v
4 W! P4 \; _* Q2 i: ?# B# \He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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' |6 ~, _) x/ i( LSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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) Q! \9 a: s1 UNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 7 `, a. C9 F/ }, I( g
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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/ q1 y8 B3 Q! f; n, cThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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