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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: . G6 [7 D1 P2 X% u3 @
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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1 ~& ]6 K+ ?7 ?/ B3 E- [+ `Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. Y) B' N. {4 L" D9 l8 s
- a% ^; S( e8 M8 l4 r2 G* T' lWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. $ i' q4 [$ z( B3 b
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. ' v: Q$ g: c; g9 ^5 T: v
& y i- ?' w1 B6 ]6 I) r" A/ bAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' * S' i8 y" o T m
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 9 W; ^" s6 O& b5 y- a$ t
1 C- Z0 y- b9 JLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ( u/ {2 T) [& X* C" k
6 E! T% z {9 O/ bHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ; G* P2 f8 t' u
* P; E+ n$ E0 R. E3 kSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 8 C' v; j9 W) _1 u9 t1 I
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
: s: M8 A/ z3 d- ^/ m1 a# gHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ' e, v$ ]# C, ]) e5 k$ n
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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