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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: " P" `/ @2 x- J( K
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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3 r- P5 a! @! L( v4 FYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. / b3 V% Q2 m5 J- [. ]
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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4 s3 q2 E0 j9 v4 R0 ~* [9 i The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. & c& y5 o5 l2 p9 ~8 Q
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 8 o0 d1 k1 b8 C) h
, ]: _' @& l; [7 [Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' , D; r4 B' L) i7 B3 Q
! R" ?4 y9 g$ d, k0 R: @$ ^3 T' nSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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# n, L# n% Y' ^( S; m' e5 _Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. & H. P: ]# C0 d# b$ b5 e
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ) j1 k; u/ I+ F. N% U" d
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
- {) `% r- B1 |" E( IHe gives up and goes back to bed. # C; H8 t2 S5 K( b5 w8 D$ f/ E
( ]$ k4 L9 M. l" JThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 5 Y# u+ m( t0 J
( S2 a, }/ z; {7 {, OThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' . {) v$ J) p& g0 k8 f. I
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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