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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: & h) H/ i- c8 P/ {
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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' y) M2 s0 }3 \, h/ xYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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4 [9 w4 \, E# h5 R" a0 u5 I- zNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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1 l3 J1 P) g1 OLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ' n5 |- u& z/ Y" c4 Z% e- s1 [
' S+ I M; N4 X! \, ?& KHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. " ]2 |7 k% X0 C# q* W! {" Q
' h! U% g$ p' q* P3 _1 x! l; g( gSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. + ]( Q- {' o0 U0 c
' ^* B" ~( h Y) P' |$ I7 a9 CNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. / i2 N+ I- n3 c7 _: W! v& F
He gives up and goes back to bed. 5 c/ F# [; G2 e: f6 L
6 x) N! r9 i' {% H& u% b0 FThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' / }- N2 c, e) l% K0 [' g; y. {
9 H* a; M+ i! |The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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