10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2 P) x2 ^4 a- A: \/ P2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
! w6 u3 i. p5 h/ l' z  y7 ]) @3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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" h  Y3 `( y7 t7 U/ f+ ?0 ^5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
: s2 R5 L& E$ y+ `) @! \5 |6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
/ N' |* C9 Y* t/ d7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
( d, `( \1 J0 g6 b10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
' n# A3 g( u+ {" e% y7 i! jthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

( }" T, b4 |& ?4 @/ |Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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7 U  @: b0 Q) ~( tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

; p5 c6 A# E- I+ U$ B$ \& S: k% Kreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

( S$ P0 D. D4 N' F& Jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

9 J) p2 S. c. a! Jdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

, M9 S' p4 A- S* r) Cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
' s# J* {- f9 a: W+ u8 e& @"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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+ }* o" A- ?3 A+ D! A"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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