10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
8 i2 _8 `5 C9 `2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
% v0 D$ @1 K9 W# _3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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) V6 D" L, I6 `; V" x7 O5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
: ?+ u8 H) f6 E8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
. y2 \1 b3 t0 p9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

1 M# h  J& T( pGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

! v" `1 g3 B* {6 b! ^0 h) e0 `1 }9 FGrass could mena herb

1 |9 f. }7 P8 care you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- q- S9 I3 d, Q# e5 X+ Y6 kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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( E7 B0 D! P) u- Rdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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! m8 B$ _' b6 @0 Y8 G" Q  ^6 |did not get the first one, where is the pun

! |2 Z4 l$ p8 k( X6 F5 d& X- D3 ]really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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& X  [' H- g# K  bdid not get the first one, where is the pun

: @8 L+ m+ F! g+ }4 zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

( y/ Z6 e  G$ Q# R% p; W, k+ qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
3 @# Y: ^5 l; U"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
+ w; c# ?9 l: N# R+ j"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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2 C0 g5 T% [6 X8 u" M3 t, cen, it hit me now

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