10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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8 s$ _! k6 Q4 Y5 @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
( ~% n7 N/ ?& y# ~6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ }8 F' b( l, c1 E7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
& b% b# i( n% Y+ u" X4 W( P9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

7 ~0 X7 Z0 R9 v2 XGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


6 y' N/ l; s% y: G* ?6 g# eare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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( O* Z8 s" `6 j6 ?grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

- f0 }/ {: N0 z% Y' Z% p$ \, creally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

, p/ \! X5 d+ c6 X3 `; \2 l8 Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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! j0 L  v' ^, vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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; q% @7 |& `$ Z; J  o. A$ @"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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* d4 ]+ u( y  ?# l, u  E- U! m" g/ I"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
. {) Y# X+ D3 }0 X$ u"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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