10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 ]  q2 O% _/ s4 h7 k) Q+ s2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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. n0 k( \( ]1 J7 j" _5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ f) Y; s& u9 `; C/ a7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
) S2 ]# u( b3 ^0 d$ m- B9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
7 ^! V: |/ f, L1 [6 F, N: h4 C: E10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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5 f" Y* D! H* p- Gare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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( S7 P7 o! M1 p9 igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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/ y6 E$ `# S' }! ~1 }! jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) _" X) [, z) r+ ~1 U! p( J"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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$ R* H/ L! }2 t' y% r- j"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* a3 T% k: j6 k. S" z"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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( t$ ^! v* Q9 ^6 E8 Ii get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

4 {7 h0 d- C2 M: c6 l8 d5 T- d# L, wen, it hit me now

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