10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
' b: Q5 ~5 t9 v- g+ |* r2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
8 }! L' Z4 k* I( {5 u( t5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
1 f) {" K: D7 C7 H8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
9 N7 H  a) U( d" ?. D7 m7 [. o+ `this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

' [) ?# L" Y( H9 q$ S2 |1 X" G5 DGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

7 G! m% o: V, K& kGrass could mena herb

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. [* f) R- L+ U( J% Y- {: Xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

3 G. q( I) K8 b& X$ Z/ y/ Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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8 L! n- O8 l& O, _really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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" l8 y" J1 j8 K4 Hdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


/ g9 ?5 J# l4 z( {"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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3 Q- U4 q$ `4 h# ui get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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