10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2 l& \( X8 u/ ]4 ]" }2 A2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
$ g" K1 q& f. H3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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/ k; b+ {9 j4 a( i# L1 W6 l' X4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
2 u  }. d, ]1 L) b8 Q/ u- E. j8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
7 C3 B/ E- l/ Z2 i$ y( L; K9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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7 Y9 m" s' q; [: t3 g; h& mare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


5 L! B3 O& G7 ~) |$ Qare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

! ^& {* N& L7 U$ U% a" |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 B. \2 C- z2 V- t. k3 r! ]grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

0 W0 M- ^1 G: Breally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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% _2 g9 @( [4 d, N; S& Z* |6 {did not get the first one, where is the pun

- Z8 H4 D3 @3 t3 ki get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

+ p3 r6 X) a' i. k, O7 x  O& _2 ^, s"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


* i- |( M) F( X* k! |1 J! a"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
- w- ^9 e9 [$ z"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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