1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 1 P! a. u/ R: R( K2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ' L* j- p( _- X8 d+ }3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.- z5 Y8 N( A4 J6 \; ]
duncan - Victoria, BC 8 z; H9 X, x7 c/ n1 R2 L0 u" a4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. 0 r; Q: }6 e! M) t! xDave H - Hayward CA / `9 H, x) @3 s1 q3 I0 y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. / l2 @2 g& Y! {. D" x% P5 j6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4 @1 X4 M7 n4 k7 U* ?7 s$ ^
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. ' a: Z) {$ C8 p& }& Z
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 5 G- @" e1 F' b+ G
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. ) W f* y! D; T, F8 |
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 ; ]5 m' d4 n4 H6 p6 H1 r f$ ^& @/ t9 T& f' S/ z& S
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, / @' D8 E6 h7 I2 W$ H9 @* B$ W; z" J$ J
did not get the first one, where is the pun! [) g& x S* m
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 : X K& j2 W% ?- h4 e
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, $ m9 V, b! v8 M. H0 E & c, s" U" e. U$ p9 r5 a0 kdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 & W4 `7 P, S& m- d" |
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 9 `6 W* m" x$ N5 Y/ ]7 M, X& w; [: @
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 8 K# _' a7 t- ?' V, X2 ^" ?# Z; V/ e/ _4 ]
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, * I1 W. o7 T1 |3 f! p3 a2 E C5 o! C" ]& | Z( M
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. . a( R6 z/ I+ C0 O, ^$ C6 Y; V2 j"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. / O- R. `6 U) [
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 5 d+ L7 h. w. a* l. _4 o* _5 m . `8 q, u' M$ w! A- e' b4 L8 l u2 v- w3 M6 `3 m7 U1 [& \ s$ {) k"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 2 `# V" c2 H5 ~4 A7 Q
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. " u1 P5 T8 G' z) n3 O
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 " L/ z5 r! p! I' }2 w 8 r- d8 i, w a" p! U& F 8 J$ j; l5 X0 S* Di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
