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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 1 A. K% h2 j0 Z! {4 S# r0 ]
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George was brokenhearted. 9 m R9 M# s v, H/ Y0 N( {% w& ^
. n2 O0 s' Y, l- @' ]2 ]9 tAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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9 u8 c5 r7 x1 n" j& r"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." " A8 H* z/ a2 w* Q$ H3 Z2 A
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ' g4 Q9 B4 x& _- \$ ^& w5 K
2 ^" Z, ?& `9 J' ]3 h) X"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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