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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 2 @6 h% y/ ?3 R2 t/ z
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George was brokenhearted. # t6 p+ t, r; B, ^) u( ]
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. # r9 S5 Q- W0 h% m" h2 Z( D1 @; z
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." ) `+ r8 z. {' n% Z G# F
2 Z4 o% V; H. l+ D' XGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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/ { O! J: b3 C$ ]8 W+ i( j"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ! w1 s4 ]. f" K! O0 I9 x# w
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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