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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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& D" P! D% z0 [5 z* U2 a4 M& a" RGeorge was brokenhearted. 0 d' D8 [# X/ Q0 a
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 2 h: l6 y. h& G s
3 K- g$ [ J. b$ n/ `"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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8 w/ P$ |) l \* E6 P) yGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 7 O4 {1 j! t, X8 {; q
( `9 n! ~. G1 l! U, O$ u0 ]"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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