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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 7 I) a& x) N) C+ L) s4 X
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George was brokenhearted.
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# o; e9 ^# t1 t* W, M* f* NAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 7 b9 y! h7 P5 p4 l6 l Q( U$ s9 B8 i( K
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ! |: J# d- E8 L, T8 S$ W' b
- W$ n9 U& G- I" ? T) x9 q"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." & F1 }# }' {7 o2 V y
+ ~9 @# r5 [" q) ["Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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