Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 T" l& X1 l, O( g3 i8 G. u$ N2 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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% o7 d8 i$ H( W0 }: Z/ O. z0 n: kQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 R# D2 O/ `' C/ N$ uA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

2 x9 v1 E6 _9 I7 fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 L* w" D- F8 x1 Q% u5 c  vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& h; H! v( [7 g# H2 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 m9 L" q/ ~! A# nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ ^9 A# C9 B8 r: \( X! [A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

3 c  R$ q1 C7 n; MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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