Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 @2 V8 j6 e( G- @: y# z% F. |+ Y0 s6 RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

- E* F6 y' Z: D2 B& y$ g2 Y# cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 J1 ]; }2 I0 s- t1 _$ z, r* i! {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. f8 b  {& ^# R% }. D9 UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ I- Z- L6 p# u6 E- F. XA: Your car.

$ t5 s( L8 N& |) L' O  ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

. \6 A5 R. X6 f' NQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

2 \1 A# `( H1 R# z+ ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

3 O& o* Q' r5 \3 |, yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ ?8 O; Z4 m/ xA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 x. k: s+ F4 l9 H0 `A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# j+ t2 p5 |# f# t  ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ D5 I3 I* A- S3 U- J, L. ~) QA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* Y& p9 d5 O$ h8 u* }9 }0 |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& p# ]8 Q  P5 ~9 DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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