Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. ^# o( w9 v( a9 H) NQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& b% s1 h3 C4 x0 \/ w- l1 lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& @! X3 m/ n3 S" p; j. LA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 U0 N; s  J' X) W, S3 KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! @3 G( P6 s* |  Y0 R0 q8 kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 W* d! ^) x8 U8 q, w4 O+ Q, r9 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 N) e# N. K! D6 N6 z4 Y$ [# }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 P) y+ ]* p. Q2 [A: The color.

! T5 V, Z/ T2 D9 hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, P/ J0 R! m( h4 fA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 h2 ~+ }4 z& Y, F2 K1 FA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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