Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 Q6 I! Y7 o5 x) {7 S0 Z5 G2 ?Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# C5 P8 ]0 K' n$ \! uA: Your car.
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4 G( F- Y4 y- V" K- j8 @) YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  E8 h6 {2 D/ ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, s4 e3 Q6 E) R. WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

6 r+ m, M0 |0 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

8 p) Z" z! |( NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 J2 M7 c: i4 f4 r$ D7 yQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; }% ^3 e, i$ d- vA: Heavy psychedelics.

# \' q: k3 U- I$ _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

) D4 n1 y  J$ m+ q  T- SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* I. l: O' o1 ?; Z4 JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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