Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

+ @) _* A7 G9 q; ?Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. N" @! W- ?4 N- BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

5 T4 }" T9 T3 \# h/ L/ NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' f- g! e/ c( Y/ P) m. a' S, pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' `* t4 X$ T' b" c- [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 ~+ ]. D+ s) R- `9 aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

+ s/ V" F2 n- A7 V/ _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) S7 X. Q1 O9 x. N# u; wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ u5 q$ n5 L1 J" GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

" c: ]/ O3 F) P; UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; K4 ^/ ^4 w8 J: pA: The color.
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% `' N. L, a$ N' n# E  BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 q! T  {. ^, M6 h. q) {) r: JA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) M) z  U% Y! _. U) iA: Carry loaded weapons.

3 Q$ K7 F- {# Y. q. U! wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 B# H/ }7 G$ K/ d0 kA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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