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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& l2 q+ Q a g) j% v9 E8 rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 m L* _& e% \A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 X, k' e- G# Y1 u4 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 8 S' n1 p8 h- h% b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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p ?- {! I6 x8 ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 ]2 P: J, e; p, p; t- O5 TA: Your car. 0 L9 i0 m& d; P' Z# T( o
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' n' Q: E* Y k# U+ Z3 tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; ]6 V: _; V5 ]) B' l
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " r7 m9 Y2 x" W* C7 i: z9 e. K8 I
1 g5 W! z$ q. M8 M8 C& UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : i, l1 h# c2 m( n6 V1 n
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 r. U3 H: m) f6 k1 L/ S
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ' D. K5 g+ U$ N: y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! W+ Y8 p* D8 J/ w V# S
2 h$ t( ?* B( {- b7 _' UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 9 q8 g1 ]* m5 a& d7 |
A: The color.
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1 f- h0 ]* a% g! _$ _Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # D% D2 \, o4 ~- f8 G8 }1 d5 I2 K- Y
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" o* L9 L3 y- n" Z9 P( j5 ]A: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 K; c, P n8 P, f- l, WQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 V; C; Q* j: }( h) x/ Z# n; ]A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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