Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

9 |  t- u& Q2 _8 i' r' OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* G- @, o# c# ~) O( _1 i  LA: Your car.

1 P$ W* x. l3 W/ OQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) [2 q' P6 _$ }9 Z; y; Y3 l9 g5 NQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# q3 i8 o& r; H" `Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" m; |6 O" V( B2 Z' H; z: v1 k; D" D3 PA: Heavy psychedelics.

: t% H; K; V; l8 m  e+ zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
8 d" ], R) c: {A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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