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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ; ?" d" r/ w+ B1 p( a) }
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 5 p8 T; F, W& R5 C1 L: X" G- E/ y
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 e; L$ q3 I0 a* U: |4 B' ^$ F8 `7 \! o
6 `7 L4 A3 B. H: e* u One should love animals. They are so tasty.3 c% j, O h" C' y8 g5 ~
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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0 p# @% N1 O! Z8 h Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.9 l1 |( G' B7 a
7 I& j5 s, f9 P) @! @: z) w2 R 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。) D( T: A0 u4 M# l4 \
3 `/ z. K, {9 z5 \- Y* p Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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R5 Z) ^# u" X4 r 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! n8 B; J& V z! i1 F
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.0 _: `5 m' W+ V5 g0 y
0 a! q6 _; S& f. b) [ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 c2 K' ?" |& ~
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.- _; [5 M( E( e+ X; ?
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ z* M! H% H$ x6 g1 J
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.3 C1 G: c' b. v2 a6 f/ W( Q: Y
+ L/ c, c3 c7 r8 a; Q& _ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.' v E' c' @6 U' C% _$ `
% P' j7 A2 t) o4 { 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. w1 X) `8 k% g6 L& S% t' o
9 k; @3 I, g& @ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.8 Y. N/ z* c% |" I3 U
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 n( W6 O* y+ j6 }
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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$ M( o5 m5 @* ` 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 Z, ^, s5 L3 J* l
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。& q0 `' E' `0 A) p
7 C5 R7 {1 b& d; Q; y# y9 V “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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# x' I% o9 ~& d There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.) p0 L/ P( _7 @8 z5 w
. }" J# _% |( Q2 r. Z3 @ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# W0 J9 h/ @5 k8 W6 v) }
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?# u4 ~ E7 e- u9 F" |9 Q3 j
/ z7 q. e' \9 n7 \" m q. j" N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) n. A5 D B0 P- {) S
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!2 v) N9 t1 S7 E
- [1 ?" v8 `; [, v1 ~8 j 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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) o5 R+ D5 W5 N3 R1 F! V9 m God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! s7 t, D' g# q! r7 [6 G/ J A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.- S9 |' y/ G2 X7 o$ o, @* A
: E0 R7 W' b4 i. E* j9 ?/ J; S 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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8 y) T7 g3 O" f4 o( [, W The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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