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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 - J$ e) v- {( }( R# l/ o
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
2 S. P0 w! J) A9 P4 r% m8 _" ^+ x4 o Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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. A, C! N& Z2 Z5 ~/ [ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 p3 f% k1 a$ k6 J' q9 r7 X
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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' ~ L! a M/ d1 N$ \ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) o9 U% i$ y9 f
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.3 Z1 T w3 b) W" x
5 J& y) c( j/ L# o W) v9 f 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。, ]4 p5 N8 b' G% d8 d1 E
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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+ r6 x; a- d& b. f 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 y& ]1 z; I; ^
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.- e% a/ ^0 i8 ?0 J) p
. M3 U8 e' f: Z8 g 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 g/ b& k# `$ \- A: p/ |
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 F. i' F0 X- g3 N4 i1 w$ U7 e8 ?
! X6 Z4 H9 L2 x/ y: Z The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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5 K' s: [; C' X: c+ f+ X. g 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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5 h/ S. a' d. ~. q8 H Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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5 a( h- {' b) C# k2 D! z% {6 ~ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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h5 B1 Q1 W0 W" ?# `+ M& G: s Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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' v$ o6 M! ~3 i# {7 X 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。& h! E$ ]; `7 s% N$ v
9 F9 P, t, h5 \% @6 O% c: V Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.$ d, }" A }6 ]; e- [
+ i6 U' n/ G) _+ s1 B0 c3 x. q 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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2 `" }0 j6 X- Q “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 k8 h; q* f9 L) L, d
* b' @9 U- h; R+ e( l There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.& L* A" \0 d. w8 S; g3 s5 {3 }' B
( q8 }/ g* C6 a! v, l! @' b2 [ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ p1 ]+ V- o1 t6 o
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* M9 {6 H M( E; r/ T: f
( }9 @5 L" {+ }, `0 K" Q, \ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!1 J5 o1 z `0 K- z7 n
( m: ?/ j" x/ D [( u; ~! p 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 I% ~3 f( O# D5 O9 l
- V+ ~6 @1 {' Y3 P$ t2 t& r( p: R God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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5 k j: b+ d0 m) C When two’s company, three’s the result!. S9 f* P- Z) M8 J8 n2 r# `0 K* I
9 e/ h7 `3 A) P1 A7 N9 H 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 B) Q5 m6 C1 A, m9 j
2 Z& ~; E* p3 ~ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view./ I% j( ?+ C0 C. E; H
x) [, C- x( l7 E! W" u9 @ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.# Y: Q' \, b B: |* R# [! @
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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