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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 : ^) B* W k* ^" O$ r. y9 {: y
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
9 W- v1 Z; Y7 |* Z Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.! A9 b: K; Y2 B0 }' d- Y1 r
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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* j4 \8 F( L8 b, X One should love animals. They are so tasty.6 p2 ^) F" S( k6 h% h' K$ G; e1 I
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。6 m! D; @2 w; Y9 b7 }5 Q5 ~
3 u! d/ x9 y G4 J Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.7 ~" {* }9 u2 Y& f" l
7 o8 j% A. j% r B, y/ f7 S 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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9 I H9 ^. R" D& b- E x Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。5 S: f# {5 L' a* O, D
* z. a R2 \: f, t3 h( y Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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1 R* Z4 y5 m3 |8 C0 l 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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- ~3 p+ Z; V1 n* {. v% F Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.: \$ p+ q; J! w+ y, L% c
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.6 x. e* N) @1 K. \1 R2 n p
8 J; |/ T: ^$ [0 w+ `! s 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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( K1 M# V# A p( j- v Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.* ^% {8 j- D! |. l
0 ~: Z& S, ~. E K/ z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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+ E% w3 x% y( u) E/ d L2 ], C Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 [# S4 i1 z3 H
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ r) g w5 p) x) s% T ?- E
! L3 N1 V' s" e! q \ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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+ \/ ~1 [, i, d9 s6 t Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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1 D) i8 e j; d' c4 w* H 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.: P/ }: P' I$ i3 z5 ^, ^
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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% n6 I2 h& M, ^4 Z6 A% c 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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' |+ z" `# o6 C4 G( k “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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4 P9 \* ~: W1 }' P “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!* [& D P s7 j4 a' n3 }
- p7 B/ @' o0 B 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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/ I* j% @# S3 A- d l( b God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.: |) e3 t% s5 `1 ~! A" x
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.% o* H" l1 u/ C3 Q; n6 ~
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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/ O5 P/ w$ a4 M4 [ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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