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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ' Y1 E7 g8 R0 ~( b5 l( ^
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 & q1 h7 Q$ D4 A' ~: W
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. x- {; L: Y/ D Q' b1 y
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 ]) ]: b- T/ r4 K. h' |3 z, Y
7 J6 x9 g5 {3 V8 j" E Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.) n0 x( U# _7 C- p* f
7 {# x3 Y7 M5 g8 t: J$ I- N2 G: u 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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; k0 {- O* F2 N, Z Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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8 ]# U! z) s' n$ z, M) O! V Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.0 D) t. y3 h! m9 o9 u* p
, }: L6 r: N8 N. P( D2 r 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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3 h3 a. G6 i4 a Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.0 @; h( |2 l" T7 W' M
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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' o+ }$ j/ E5 \* S% W Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.% m }+ S6 g" A" o- z y% \: j2 s
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。* J" v5 H6 Q5 t; f
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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2 c6 v7 E9 r+ |! H- P6 C Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.) V3 D3 o; Q$ z& e! a
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。0 ~4 x9 b+ I& u& R5 H: c8 T* C0 I
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.* [$ O7 B | }7 ~- c
5 N& j9 Q7 S0 [3 k% q, _1 \2 h5 n “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- [, ~# W1 J4 V, k1 U& J
% C7 W( f, ]; P; { There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 a$ C, c* @7 @ h
7 Q% S9 P; U4 ~3 y. a1 W8 W$ j “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?& x; R( r5 c1 G6 ~; |: m
+ W2 }) F$ b" M2 c- K9 U/ I 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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. h7 s0 r/ B* f2 I: U* a g 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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% g& m1 a) C& H0 N 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 x) I8 t, P* M3 Y* r+ R' `( h When two’s company, three’s the result!7 Y9 B! R1 S, v4 r
; s" n- j. W# s" _ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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4 {; {7 Z6 N* H2 U+ A A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.$ h! M. m9 W& J6 j# O
" F2 M# r$ C, L 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- P2 u% z6 A+ t
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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/ J& `$ g! z, R0 Z3 h5 h The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.- @- U0 m2 h. P, L' R7 k4 V7 k$ L
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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