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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 . c T6 n! ^+ Y) ~, t3 R" i
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 0 Y A1 x! v) K3 [ f" k7 A
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.6 |* a; q0 }. Q7 k3 Q7 N" T
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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+ i+ |& W" S9 N 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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1 N# i( L4 \/ p, i( b Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.1 T' M% _; x" d# Z/ b6 p
2 Y6 I, Y5 A/ j4 j 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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3 h, F! w$ _; d4 p4 I) c Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.+ E Y$ C' S$ s) q
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- x3 M! G2 {5 T. w
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。% [ Y |7 b. r: u* v/ }+ w3 m
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 ^+ H6 r: e6 w* ]6 T( [; R
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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3 f2 Y7 |* h! t, k Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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( S# a, f) m y7 |5 K1 X2 @& |0 u 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& P* J. X' I" u. I/ d
& ~8 ?. f( q/ I Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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; ?8 w" _" Y+ M9 p/ D+ P9 n( H Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 v$ i0 e2 Z0 `% O
# U' K6 {$ s1 Q H 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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0 P: V- T' ^$ i8 w$ N; c Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.8 d& z1 V2 B% u0 P% B" K2 ]6 `
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 k; |' V. J# n" w( d8 ^ D5 O
- X C# z, S1 `1 c6 v% c& Z8 J6 o2 M “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.! Q. Y% e$ V Q! d6 {1 ^) |1 [5 ]
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. J+ @) h9 _) X- V6 B' G
" c9 O& l# C: g1 _! p) b" Z; G There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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2 R v. a- n4 [& A+ C# t9 n( t o9 M 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。; Q0 i7 [0 M3 G" L* z0 j
) k2 O/ c a4 t, E( x5 \ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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$ @+ l) Q2 u& |7 A 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。- y7 c+ E. o: `/ ]1 W7 C
3 _7 M4 {. W7 U" K; J “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.# v$ X9 `) z, S$ ^8 i5 p
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!% U9 \$ ~. D. t$ W+ N
" ]6 Y2 p& }7 A A 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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: A% Y J% w8 R9 a& N A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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, m* L( w/ Q/ [3 v8 H o8 I 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.7 Q/ N. q3 N6 ]' ~+ K5 i9 \/ ~
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. G* M7 Z' ]7 m
0 _- Q; B( ^- T$ s; N 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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