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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
, D* f( R( y0 S( h/ p0 I+ j原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
$ ^0 z* t: b2 d r3 O7 x( M Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2 o0 x% X( c. i6 a7 e
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.$ [ a! ~* M/ {) E5 I$ H- [5 b% A
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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8 G' D p: E( y" \( K, t/ b Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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1 Q0 e; A+ q- L 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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1 a9 ]+ Q! c; N8 e+ H$ U+ G Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.. c; k$ l0 g; Q
9 p. I. {# u- Q 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.3 v! C' k* o0 P B, n" ~+ E3 ^# d
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" s1 ]# b1 E1 ], j3 U( C; s
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.$ O8 N9 ~0 ~. g% m
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。# A* e$ |3 H& @" s1 X3 V
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) Z8 {$ Y- s) q$ g( O
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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) |0 O' I3 g r0 j- N( n Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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( o" F0 i& [; C7 d# ~, s8 I& m' U 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 R# Y4 b& E O* L0 ?9 p
: F. L- A+ F: a+ e Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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3 D! D6 Y7 g3 Q% @, m' ]$ ]6 [ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop." l n% K8 q9 C: T6 S
1 s7 O. L- |6 T" y6 l, G5 K 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( [( O+ q" R7 L! w( Y' B0 V
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.7 F; j) i6 f' P4 ]+ f( m
; l& o" x% M4 C3 w, l9 m2 D 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 ]0 Z9 D5 K, H
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' F( X) C$ w0 J; o$ n" H1 ~% \$ d
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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" \& A9 h% c2 e4 L! N# `7 g 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 d5 w9 E; d/ ^, `
) ~. W) p( H7 B( A: z “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?/ O: l- ^" J- r8 Y
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。/ e, S* J* A6 D) V2 X [: \
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!+ ~& Y) X" c. x( [
2 L9 E% |3 L- n1 w 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 `( l/ s ?9 h U
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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! `, Q8 t! {7 @2 K When two’s company, three’s the result!8 r4 E1 E2 }. K4 }/ a3 k
: l1 s: T/ b4 T 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!2 I k# z" f3 L+ A4 t' w
1 N. x M/ g9 }8 D# B0 f A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.1 N6 W7 D* L: y
# m9 n' y. k1 J k0 H* a! M 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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" \2 K3 Y/ s9 h The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 M* ^/ @% }7 d9 i
% W) \/ l& K/ d+ d% t The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.# ^4 d8 ?4 _% r( f0 ^6 y* M
/ Q) n% e# j/ E2 N" a7 h 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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