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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 9 O/ U! S2 O/ L
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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" ~6 x; o: S \7 Z- O6 V 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。4 [7 g; s( b( n% L% T3 |, B* C
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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' t P+ v, a2 ~ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* |3 ?. G9 w- V* j4 L
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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1 F3 s: P) S! O6 o* w5 F! }# m 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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8 b1 s D$ M7 B$ l& C8 H( @( \5 [ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.) J5 U- Z- Z) S$ ^2 T Y* }
6 i2 o5 {, _5 a' M+ C 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.2 L7 Z2 L4 F. h" t/ r k9 M
9 o1 R1 T( l! Y T* A7 @ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.9 _0 Q, v. Q- A1 k
0 C5 q" {# T# n: n0 l) W 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) \1 k- l, x: L
# [, S% K- Q8 S, `/ o, q# x/ ]. q Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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" V0 _+ G! P4 t: W/ r" h2 G- A 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( _. l' b: r8 z" {$ `8 ~! U
; O1 d9 y# U% F5 d. S Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.2 J% L5 m; ^: m4 b4 V& P
& @- n. I8 g; O/ F9 O3 ?2 ]. m 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ ^! J4 G. x2 G( M4 M
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7 W3 ?/ H( _% c9 b6 g 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( l8 Q+ o Q# x
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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3 p- {+ A4 u( g: b1 l. S “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* s* o" L& I3 g! K' }0 y- \
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!$ L5 \7 b1 [ _1 q1 u' w: U
2 c' q0 r p/ ~9 x+ L" _' E& p 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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5 Q* {9 @: v2 v2 n2 ?2 X) i God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.0 O, H0 ]0 }+ A
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!8 G0 c/ p* N( I9 S
1 @. ~0 }! j/ u, `9 S* Z( U% k# H5 @1 l 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! J; ]% d9 B: N7 d3 j! Q
) ]7 B: E- a+ O& g8 [' a A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.0 w( P# j0 W& j) d
; N* X3 T, r$ p s2 J- P8 y$ D 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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1 m7 l1 |) ~' K The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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