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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
# p6 m% g: v/ {: j y原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
' P4 V& n3 ~* f Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa., z% B( h. R- b% f7 i. W/ ?
- x8 W1 d0 [3 l3 b! D 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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9 d) I: J' B! v9 A2 @6 U 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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! c, R7 P l+ `' i* n Save water. Shower with your girlfriend." p1 Z% ]9 R7 m! V1 q& q0 u7 A
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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O; L. {. _+ W1 N# Z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 @2 t! s5 q. b' N5 c' j1 b
2 z1 {/ P/ z- u7 R5 c. Z0 _' D 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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& f3 R. H# i9 e6 r. ~$ T Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ Q/ M+ R# ~# ?: _$ R- e
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.+ `& N+ C0 Q: d+ s- ^7 Z
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ }" y1 z+ N" {" p8 @" ~
, k& T5 J3 Z* O' a/ m# f Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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9 U2 k' v( g9 Z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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' i x0 Q( a: E0 r: C Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ `, e0 k+ S3 Q/ |$ ]- {9 t' I2 y0 R
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 C x" P- h& h- M0 r
+ {* M5 Z6 K& W; ^& v 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。- {0 x- _5 P! I! B0 N" w' H7 ?8 `
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.- g1 r, o2 X- Y" n7 I. U
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 N* b2 }7 M7 Q0 I1 y% k
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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' |1 g& ^# N- ?3 J/ { “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; }3 |: z$ w. J- W5 v& A. [, t
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.$ w- V( V* V. e+ B# q' e" R
, Z. A3 L$ V) ?7 ^4 d9 G( ~) { 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ Z" P# j; ]3 l9 T. y" h, |
: E( O% S8 e9 i4 H6 l; x “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! [. B+ K, e" L6 D8 |& ^
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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0 N# P1 n/ D! \* J+ L. L5 T 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!# i: v& B) s( ?! l
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 i/ `% {$ T& F* X& s
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view./ g f' A8 n; S. C
# N- j x$ a1 c6 ` 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* u3 v3 W# Y) ^2 P* Q0 i5 {
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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" {& a3 J4 u% o( k* k# T The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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4 W" E- d' r* y$ u7 f9 J 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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