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原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 Y! O V T% t- {/ G6 j! t
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa./ _ r1 A8 P+ |! K4 u
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。4 q N; H1 c* o0 B/ R+ U+ a, u0 H
$ k0 j& {! Y& D4 ?3 G One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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& r& H- U' ^" n. F* W 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。. v; F: o4 B6 \! J! Q+ Z
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.8 v( K) ~) a% [
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* J: M M2 N6 {" V/ |9 a! O
" X+ I `% T% `' }8 y' w4 S0 t- e Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.' Y0 S1 ?9 A9 H7 ]4 g
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。3 Q; q4 L- x" J$ A: S
: X+ t' f' A5 ]6 N4 ?8 k Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life." z8 v' y* S1 O
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. A6 f" f- Q0 o, B( e9 |" ? N
: a4 W( p0 N' ^ I The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.& @7 l% C' G" Z; k5 c- \& j* V- b
5 z t# m9 y7 _+ U( G 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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6 i L; w; h! v- r: r) ] Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.) E4 {. J+ ` p r
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% z& p% w, F j8 u5 e/ ~0 f& U* y
* `7 _7 o) E) i! ^* A: P Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 E) Q2 W! V5 `5 h2 O% s
& z' e: F2 V& `" A8 Y' U: ]) N 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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1 n7 d+ S$ @' p9 |8 i2 @; v6 f3 g Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. M% n0 A6 e# J* a V
1 {) {) A6 X d1 p9 X# P 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( o, D6 ^; q8 G) s3 k5 d. h+ T2 z
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.# _7 K% M D% C& Z: m
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。& b. s- c$ p# P# z& N0 R: x9 z
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?& _) b" \' C) S! B1 [
* B# C2 ?) X" K4 w1 g- k( V 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 w' S0 Y: J) S: d2 V# ^0 S
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!: a( `/ F. A2 I* ` R# r+ H
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" U6 l4 Z$ p8 P" b- r( Z) N
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.! l) I G/ h9 \
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. i; ^3 P3 T2 o6 H# o
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When two’s company, three’s the result!3 e0 d# C3 x/ ^' B- x
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* T" V0 n/ N$ j' b3 j+ M% _& E
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 Y K, i0 R2 r2 \! b
& Q5 v$ D* n% w9 W9 M2 B6 ^ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( n6 L4 R2 B" ?( f, }+ { F# j
& G6 g$ ^4 |- x/ j* N5 D2 u$ d/ m The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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