Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
4 D/ E3 Q, ^# F5 O( bOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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: Z# h" C( B# K( B8 X0 \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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0 m! V5 g  u3 l# ]The blonde started laughing.

# a: N1 P& l) `1 }9 OThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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! y' E1 r7 e0 h& e/ Y/ wThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

& l, o5 G/ v8 B& S2 zThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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; c& Y. S' |! ]' Q# hI Want to Buy That
# ]! l: b( I/ s6 N+ \6 N4 I) kA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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2 ~3 }" Q& ~$ B" {/ vThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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7 B- G% c3 q, t1 L( m1 ?2 fThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

8 Y* I& V0 Q* d9 e% ?- C+ AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

" U' `# S9 M. f5 c/ @" VSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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; n/ g. Q" v, c! WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

; C/ a8 C6 \6 f/ F% wThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
1 t; ^) Z: b% JA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

2 g2 R, p6 z- G% `, K1 _7 R0 @In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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3 ?* B% \. Z) x7 D0 |Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& l1 Y/ o  z7 e4 c; t, E9 hThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
( ^$ a) ?1 \# Z3 t2 _3 AA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

5 e# a% M/ h& P6 RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

; o/ ^& g7 j2 m; ]6 ]9 s9 q. ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

. {& K- @! |) i5 W9 EThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

! k  s3 V3 j; h7 v  a[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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