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Blonde Car Accident/ v1 z# b& E, N3 m& I
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck./ q# T0 h+ v! @
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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0 _/ }! r& |7 a+ O2 H" jHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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! |5 W% R9 S0 v) |* jFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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( p# } M7 T% P% [, TThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! x+ `/ }% a5 i& [
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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1 Z0 i2 p+ I9 V8 b% S! uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ D, m! ]4 D) Y9 A# m' c! p! G
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
7 _* d U! V m" e) |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", z* A) ~( a& V: Y) P3 C/ Q! S+ n
& @8 L0 k. h5 [5 q+ R+ {- W9 WTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."2 Z, \9 E4 N8 i! e8 ^! @/ W7 W# h
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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# F) g/ V. x' J. z& D9 uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! b( u! G2 A$ l3 p2 O
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.2 g; `0 V6 W5 J- G7 H; n
8 M6 D2 n2 e# `2 Y3 `5 F8 P8 N; nSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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0 B, H9 R' R ]The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"% W/ G! d$ ]& [: t' Z6 y( q; ^ F
; J0 m3 ~$ u0 e- w0 M6 `The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" ~2 p& b( k7 @, O: H8 z' G
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"5 g- k( p7 @# X* P! {" s0 V2 {
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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" O5 O' A" X# q& W: b+ V, ?& ~Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"7 p/ E0 C% Z6 a! B: W/ Y+ U
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."9 z* @4 f* }8 {$ l) O; {: D
% l/ ?7 t/ y" ?. O9 @# W+ I. D' hBlonde Sky Divers
3 D& o7 [0 G7 M; V$ nA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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' Q! n( @5 g& G/ xThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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3 M) ^5 P$ K$ `9 FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing., p4 Q7 v$ u s0 T) d
Q7 d, H% o3 c; m# q, A& MThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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