Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

1 m3 {  ?. }# v9 o1 ]8 w0 FHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

' y/ m2 y. W/ _; a* gFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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6 \4 _5 a* {) X9 i3 b* {6 P+ ?' BThe blonde started laughing.
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# x3 q' H7 L5 S; A( uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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4 d. ?- U- v4 }" T+ F: F) W; bThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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7 S7 O* k* O% T1 U5 n5 z" [$ fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

+ N4 |. X' R5 s- {* Y, U$ yI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

) O' V, h! K6 L  h3 @* bThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

) M; E' r. z7 EFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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! E$ i5 h6 A) U) x- l8 ASure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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- L( N' V+ Q- ETo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

3 v, A7 i- b0 }" k: K' VThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

/ V' w0 N" R, p" y1 oThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
9 C% ~, r' U3 ~# q* hA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

& Q# _; a+ h' t  L. V; Q) \2 {1 [In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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: b0 v3 m  H4 C! [( JThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; Z) S! E2 B5 l+ b3 f- dBlonde Sky Divers
5 b9 E8 v, l5 y1 VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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1 t3 Q7 M0 T+ X/ mThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

$ ?; c: ]2 U# q6 }  {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

; M) R9 h3 P9 m3 k6 ?/ o[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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