The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
1 X& m+ V. ?) r8 O1 `4 s'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
7 S0 Q+ I0 I' _2 o: j'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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, z0 X) \* R  r$ Z% g- t( m" l; ?'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
5 q  R! J% t* @- {; ]'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ \& `0 K( {# D5 _! K6 |'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
2 N! Z, [, I/ U5 ]and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
1 q2 D4 s+ Y: ethe brain had a terrible headache,
$ q/ u# c; q) v2 s2 z! Vthe stomach
. V. P) k/ a! W8 vwas bloated,
; M1 A' p8 f5 w* }) qthe legs
) c2 q* d' {- |- o- ]* egot wobbly,
, E) C/ i3 D8 `1 gthe eyes
got watery,
and the
" u/ \- }, Y( D! v" x- Eblood
6 A, w$ Y* m6 o, U9 }5 awas toxic.
$ Y) d' W% j. M! s' Z* BThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
1 h& B3 m, _5 I& ]3 s, g6 w: hThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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  b* L! {; ^) ^+ z% M[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.