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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,$ ?4 Q" D) H% B% L( S8 |* P4 o
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
1 X& m+ V. ?) r8 O1 `4 s'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,7 \8 e+ a& d. f
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'* _9 s" C' ^4 Z
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ \& `0 K( {# D5 _! K6 |'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum," Z2 z% `' f" U% ^
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
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stomach
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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got watery,: G" L; r& A# Q7 w7 F( e/ E
and the

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blood
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was toxic.
$ Y) d' W% j. M! s' Z* BThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
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The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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  b* L! {; ^) ^+ z% M[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!: f$ q7 j/ e8 ?
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Where you got this so funning story!; v, O$ Z, b& m1 _+ a8 p
I like it.
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