The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

# _6 Z3 P- A2 o3 kAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
8 c& P: _, }3 [: h" C'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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6 J& g! ^# E$ X1 R7 K7 I'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
9 p( l7 W. {4 V- ]. c9 k'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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' y+ `# y) M# v  D5 {'I should be in charge,' said the
, a# C/ K) ]# W/ s9 Xstomach
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; Y. r9 p9 ]2 i. t1 r( t'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
3 K8 g. }4 d" X" b, X'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

1 A( F% r- {1 j7 V7 h' R'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
% [2 ]0 N  v5 p* y. {'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
; k8 v$ L* @) A( x' M% P'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

" W. s+ M- c. t3 LAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
- P1 v$ K* ?, T2 l& A# Athe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
0 I7 u( t) V. \5 Owas bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
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blood
7 `1 m3 g9 A/ Z1 rwas toxic.
They all decided that the
* D- K  N% }3 J, l& n% Erectum should be the boss.
, I6 m- t* }; i) Z/ f& s1 T, CThe Moral of the story?
; @9 c+ H/ L1 q! ]The ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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* {' H+ R. S3 V) s, w[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
' P, @$ e' L! LI like it.