The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

+ C9 Q  f# K. M0 P3 k/ vAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
- |! B# P, E" h- v6 E$ @/ ~trying to decide who was the one in charge.
: l: Q7 Y2 p3 J8 K4 ^! D) M/ O7 S'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ [2 u) [7 j$ s8 t3 L! w7 q  d& x'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
; v1 n( ^3 w  r5 w# ^* @'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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, l# z9 c3 f5 `  R'I should be in charge,' said the
, m  X9 e$ J3 m9 lstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 r' o" `" D. d'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

# B* Y  W4 `9 p! Q! R3 s'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
/ H( Q/ W% |) |' s'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( z+ B% o) ]; N: Q; `3 r$ [# \: `$ e'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
: u8 Y+ l0 ~7 U# {5 Lthe brain had a terrible headache,
3 l  n6 ^( \; b; l& H' |3 E" fthe stomach
- x8 c; O: |; twas bloated,
3 d9 K, p. ?6 T1 V1 p2 a' Ythe legs
got wobbly,
" M- E  k. l& V; c& N; gthe eyes
got watery,
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7 |9 V! y) J" }3 x+ R5 d& Iblood
was toxic.
3 m% q$ H; B8 F) }( t! a0 r9 W, aThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
9 d7 S+ W5 O* g+ r8 o9 a* LThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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( q- B2 V6 m: K[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.