The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
2 Q" y! Q, }+ T2 Xtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
. B! d" _  z1 h, c* i* w$ C'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
& C* G( W. I7 _3 G, T1 A$ S' G9 a'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
2 c/ m  {7 @1 V2 W* ['because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
# {8 Y& W0 D7 f! ^3 estomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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3 A; K, H6 i4 A2 [4 T2 t6 N'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
8 S" V* C3 [7 S. l0 u'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

% T% V/ `: Z3 @. T  j/ h" G) ]+ hAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
' D- N/ H1 E9 g" @5 i% I+ R9 ^3 t; gWithin a few days,
+ v$ E8 d& ]4 Zthe brain had a terrible headache,
, d0 a( ~9 W) S/ n- Tthe stomach
% R& w3 B1 g: T1 z/ v2 w  Swas bloated,
the legs
2 j6 o# x; [: M" Wgot wobbly,
" @2 U8 a/ B# _* ]% D7 t, b8 Xthe eyes
8 K& G+ ]) x- g) j) Ggot watery,
and the
4 }5 S9 b* b5 E8 w+ I- Fblood
& }: `# l4 T8 W) v! k; H, Twas toxic.
; _" E" b' c. D5 Q0 C+ ^They all decided that the
* |4 B1 c" M- ?2 [; I# `: k0 Zrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
2 d8 w& j" `. wThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
. a3 k4 i% ^: sI like it.