The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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2 w: p* D' q' ?- e. f/ y3 F. i'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
,
  P9 n' F8 @$ i" I1 d'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
! ]( A* S8 G: S! q9 x1 U  ]# o6 s' ^'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
( [# M# w8 k, Z0 J  C" r'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
9 z6 D- J+ {, Q% e: b0 N$ m0 E. F'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
4 K# O" L6 x% u0 @'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

1 l$ u2 L1 t! H& r; a' y( `9 |All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
! B7 D- n/ T4 land insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
0 Y( b1 o& U5 G" |the brain had a terrible headache,
9 q4 d$ K4 D3 S$ o. dthe stomach
0 l3 |% n, y- ^was bloated,
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got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
3 U) a& x) q6 `/ {  u& |I like it.