The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

$ _1 ^% `9 S! hAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
8 `6 H/ u' F5 k" G$ Z5 F; Y! z9 Vtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
  b; z0 Y) i9 G9 J) O- X+ F'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
0 }; {8 [( ^& Ystomach
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2 K( M' X0 J; z'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
, u" \' s* a+ {8 X, l6 ^  a4 C( F'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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" }1 `& N( t+ }/ G* P' K'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
0 ^8 E7 X: h1 y9 w'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
! q) p" p2 @1 s, ?'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
3 F; O- q9 \$ o4 `$ U7 h'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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: ~" u4 o4 O8 S9 l/ H" r( t% m! gAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' r( p. X4 ]8 k5 gand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
0 {4 Q( @2 w0 v2 C1 Wthe legs
9 c  h' F0 b5 agot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
! S% T# Y3 W5 Grectum should be the boss.
. }3 O& @" g9 X1 D* ~! zThe Moral of the story?
( E2 U$ c' f5 F. l0 xThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.