The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
( s7 q3 H. X; qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
1 ^2 s/ }( e+ C$ w1 ~% G: b'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
) {; Q9 s2 w/ {+ E5 W, Y! d) Y'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
, s% M2 p5 l5 r; K" N- V'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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% s1 [3 z/ e. R6 I. y" S# c; U'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 ?  Q+ h$ A4 e# k9 ]4 p5 I'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& D' Y6 J8 h. J, U! q'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

; \, Q0 j8 G4 y) E+ h6 }% EAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
4 q; [' v- t4 N: W7 V3 ]. kthe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
9 p2 M9 A; ?. y5 j$ v) X; v( nThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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. j5 ^' @/ O* t" f' N6 R[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

* O$ T& E" g- R3 L  |$ s( e; ^# S% |Where you got this so funning story!
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