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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !', ?( o9 Q. _% {3 u( z
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.') d2 P- P" e: _7 i0 m% j0 Z: E
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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6 [8 Z4 Z% m" }/ \- {7 [That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'7 Y% h, O4 s! _ z( V/ _' A& r
$ D/ C. h% v5 t6 {' a' FHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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" j3 O+ t$ z0 t9 O# m+ DThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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