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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. . d( i% [( \) ^: k3 [
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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& g9 ? U2 x+ N* d9 EThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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/ P' w0 v- J, A1 N/ HThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'0 G$ v& r' B9 b# Q4 `7 a& Z
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'1 i# I, O5 i1 m8 {+ C2 b- ~
/ E' A Q2 I( cThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# p8 x' c9 l/ u- `6 K4 h2 d
+ b* F C$ \/ b8 ~6 QThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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" N) R( D3 ]+ J' c' r# s* wPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'( Q# ]) y h' [
( |: |; k& O" t( b0 Y% U# c" IThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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