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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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3 p2 P* D4 y1 K& \. E8 s, i% ^& P iThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.': w. k$ d& O4 ?/ J Z* v5 a
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'+ Z2 l2 n" ]9 L, I; H% U
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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# g! \4 K# Q4 F7 jHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'( i) c& x) D! R; f4 f8 ^
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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. M! e, w. s1 B3 RThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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