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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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* P# L5 h: i! @% o) o, KA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% f! z( D: A l
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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: Q; F( L( m1 |4 j& l4 F! s, QThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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) ~5 x3 L* w! p1 _9 p# i# a8 gThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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8 W' b0 w; K2 f" hThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'8 @6 C. _9 ~( ] I
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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9 k( N1 x9 t7 G/ }7 M U& [He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'3 B* v+ _4 W6 T! m
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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