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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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) I4 [2 [9 |4 n1 j8 _$ S) XThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'* {& m; B) U4 H7 d
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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3 D4 [7 R' y6 O o4 B' iThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'9 P. l) g0 @' X" B7 r& q0 C
% q4 y( C- Z/ n7 [He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'5 @2 z6 @" e" V5 K: o
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'1 B4 l+ D1 k& @- J4 M2 f0 e
6 d" H' p% W/ k2 b x6 mThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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