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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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% }( s/ }2 \: A' z F- v" j* [7 AThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'4 ~6 H. j3 A6 o* N6 p8 c
, r7 l2 q6 r# K& R% l# _6 s6 YThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'& V- G5 E- Q( T/ D+ k
8 b) {; I/ i) O9 P, E4 X/ Q8 W( WThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' ^/ _$ f2 f! Q [, l& D
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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8 T, H" V A i. I) p: m8 vThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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8 N+ x; t/ x& m' cHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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: A% I2 C- B/ N, u7 W1 F$ Q1 oShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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+ \; U; X7 f" aPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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