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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 8 r7 X9 Q& K- G% M5 n
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'- W9 U$ j0 Z6 {2 `/ U
! j& z( V2 f4 h0 N' D: lThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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+ W% r* s) ^" c( z% \The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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& j( R* l; {( ? B, V) Z) lThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'- U* B8 H# U0 ]8 M8 p
5 D+ j; o- e$ o' X% YThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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6 L* q- T1 A B, d( M! _; x& L2 BThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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1 e p* R; z8 t8 X( b6 b* f7 xShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'# r5 e5 s- @( H7 ]
' [! @; e$ n, m! dPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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