Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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7 F, H# _+ y% r6 K1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

/ c1 I8 u& a  b  |& {2 ~8 L3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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; |! y0 E7 Q7 a" u" L$ v8 G6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

0 O6 I- E. y; y# S/ w7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

+ C- d1 O2 ^' d$ E9 u9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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" o0 r: X* S  ^8 A& N11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

/ X% i8 L. Z' c. V12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"