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NEVER SAY TO A COP: . i! Q' z: A: C7 x, y
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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* r' h" M) |* q |) E/ o2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. # n! U* g" G" t8 V! p& R/ l
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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# f2 T3 T4 A2 T) @) N4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! # P, Y% v8 X* n$ q
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? 2 n- U; l7 f/ s! o
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? / e; p t( s" L
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8. I pay your salary! $ r3 ^& |. j% k2 g# _5 s" v/ }
% L, |7 ]8 O" Z* U% s9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! " m, w4 l o+ X7 H. V
6 Q. P4 c9 D$ ?- F4 j* o10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. : d/ }5 V1 U% w! e0 m; s
7 Z* M9 p2 P; J4 r, n; E$ ^11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ) j0 j/ g& u. m) Z z
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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