Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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- L2 q/ e  l8 u% g" ^0 z. A2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

% m% c* Q+ k, I8 S4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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% x9 W0 ]% _3 f! ?! U8 Z" y5. Are You Andy or Barney?

$ H7 ]& R' R4 K' V& x7 D6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7 L& T9 n2 J6 n, {7 ], a7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

# m9 r9 l) v6 g  ^2 P8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

# c! _# `) Y6 s" o* I10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

- i" p2 c! z& r11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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- ^0 [. R0 T9 t! h, o( L) W3 X12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"