Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

. R. ^9 Q  i4 ~. L/ o3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

5 q, i$ k. A0 S9 D4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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- L/ X9 n/ J. ~- x8 D0 J1 X" Y" ^6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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' ^: |, l  B8 \% @9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

% ?( B) h% m( [# O11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

# g8 R9 p: u7 h3 t- r12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"