Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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$ P* H# T3 ?9 l: D: x# A2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3 m) w, y9 N7 B5 z+ p3 A9 W# z- E5 ?  D) a3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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9 w2 p0 G  q# P0 N( Y  t3 f4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

8 v, _4 C4 j6 ]- p* K& z6 C- T6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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$ |. C/ Y  _6 H* z10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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: n; P+ O; d  L5 \11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"