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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who? & m, C: S) Z. i1 j4 S
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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% p4 q$ k6 a0 ]& V* \  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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! @" {( d9 Z3 k/ \  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 9 X' L2 a1 n, G: Q( S4 B
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 S2 F# @% v; _0 _7 J
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 9 C- J* o9 M" P# T
together up ! - Y) g* W4 T, k+ j& G  J2 K
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
' h. Z5 g( c9 G0 z! v/ h8 hnothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 1 w+ J; b  w5 K/ z$ u
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  6.you me you me / S1 d/ U& {  g' d& x- F, h

4 G) @! d* z: @) p& d% S+ |$ j  彼此彼此 : D$ s; C3 Z4 T# P" w5 E6 x6 w' L

0 w& [7 W+ l" p$ [* |  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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8 a/ F9 D+ G5 a  b( {# y. C2 b& J  你给我站住!
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... & z4 J6 i) `/ @5 }! n
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  9.WATCH SISTER 2 C; p/ J, \5 e9 t
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  表妹   S9 {; t' o# ?* K* y" `& C
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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1 \4 p5 g2 f0 m8 n( a7 _' s2 H" }( x  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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6 r( F$ O3 i5 m; d  11.American Chinese not enough
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% E( I& U! ]2 F( d: F% R6 p. k  美中不足 ! y: E+ d& q4 F+ n- E% I& t8 H
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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, }2 Y, E/ ?, o/ ~4 X  车祸现场描述
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1 r2 q+ M* p6 B  13.heart flower angry open
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$ |4 g) j2 B7 m+ g8 g. \; T  心花怒放
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! ( J& y) N; u" K1 A& p6 ^
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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' ~6 j7 m& n/ ^# B2 }% H% D- C  小明:I am sorry three!
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0 H# \5 B4 u; y8 h  老外:What are you sorry for? ' m* M5 X( E7 t$ R/ Y

) H# `: b, {4 l% C, W# r* e  s  小明:I am sorry five! & L! w* F% J! k
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! " e+ r/ \2 |9 ~

1 ]. r) z: t6 E6 T  w  要钱没有,要命一条 & `3 h( [% ^: r& r. d
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1 A" z, Y8 Y- y, D, W1 R- \  \$ H

' f, N/ l5 [0 I" p* o& ~6 l+ @; [  我叫李老大,今年25。
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7 c, F/ x; B( E7 F6 k3 }  18.you have two down son。
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* _4 f2 g$ N' G0 L6 t  你有两下子。 ! u, ]: e8 L) K. Y4 c3 g6 S

3 ^* L1 j) J1 H, K7 m! n5 y  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!! : V) i! q/ @8 o1 S% w

4 H! ~+ M. V3 ^3 L5 C/ n8 n  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
; I  o) Y8 T" N( O! ^9 V. vmy face.
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( Z2 y: D- W) J+ j" H给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~% l  v0 ~: k( ~# i- W$ T! N5 P
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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