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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

0 w/ s2 x( W" M: m  oGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
3 p2 m, I- _: S2 l( F! b; XGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
* g- D0 R) Y. dCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
# p: H( H: m% t" {4 M/ WCondi: Hu.
- c  s7 h: ]& z1 g$ OGeorge: The guy in China.
% B& X0 b/ E! x: `Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
3 A  _# d% ~! [6 |, kGeorge: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
" ]' z) A0 P# X) R- `" n% JGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
& U( D6 b' h6 i; MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
3 R- |7 ^) s! J9 v+ ?- @) `4 L- iCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
& O0 y6 N$ q8 u7 R; g! cCondi: Yes.
  ~) s, |: c& X( e! c& r2 DGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
) p2 j. `& L- s- r, \5 HCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
9 @9 z/ @7 T- a8 P3 V/ p; cGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
( u  b1 e: }" eGeorge: Yassir?
) l1 T3 N* R# @! qCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( _& ~, ?. G- e; ]Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
/ t1 ]3 K- M" M2 J: F2 E: ACondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
2 m' r5 [7 K5 g+ y+ @Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
  Y: w, h( O4 H7 x" RCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
, H0 E4 L5 `) a* L5 c$ wGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
1 L: W" A7 j3 `3 j. X+ r(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
* _$ \5 P. @$ f6 X; Y' r7 u1 NGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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