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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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( w! d y3 C6 v! _7 vGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ Q5 `. O) P1 W4 f. O& tCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- r" w% x: W# |% m% vGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
% ? D7 }8 Y. I: b$ S* G: Q( lCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. % O8 C0 D+ H3 [$ |9 _: E ^
George: That's what I want to know.
! l3 h/ n* {. Y& qCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 4 n, J2 y2 p8 j; a
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
9 U6 p, M; e- D3 {Condi: Yes.
5 x* P9 H/ ^( E/ [1 d8 EGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. * K% n, C! v# i3 w) h
Condi: Hu. - C: d# t: d6 r2 R2 z% @0 f \
George: The guy in China. + ~' j# n) l, S2 p( @
Condi: Hu. . u+ s2 m: ?- t
George: The new leader of China. , f& K$ b7 A) P; r- a
Condi: Hu. : i4 i/ y! ?" y; m% V
George: The Chinaman!
: t2 O1 s) t- p& Q1 `( ]+ zCondi: Hu is leading China. 7 n6 W6 R' E: S0 b7 z6 a, }
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
2 r1 ^# z! ?6 f4 W2 NCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
; O6 T) b! ^0 N! S+ Z9 kGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 0 Z0 z( G4 I9 J1 V# m4 a. v8 @. `
Condi: That's the man's name.
# m( k" y% [6 b0 ?! [0 N$ c0 PGeorge: That's who's name? " _6 h7 R% f' p* U! ^
Condi: Yes.
' r( n; `5 n# {3 [2 X8 R# }George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
/ E" [$ x+ b; aCondi: Yes, sir.
" _6 b7 k' d9 I, j4 e6 tGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
5 I+ g. M+ k4 f, YCondi: That's correct. ) Q- z$ X2 m! ]! c- p: f
George: Then who is in China?
, W7 |! |& A1 z( iCondi: Yes, sir. " ?' g/ A y, q8 U
George: Yassir is in China? : q% l; F/ e0 |+ K$ j6 d5 _
Condi: No, sir.
/ i/ K( x$ |4 Y# v; UGeorge: Then who is?
! a/ S1 \) ]5 L$ |" c( S& \! ^3 S3 V* ACondi: Yes, sir.
" e5 z. |, V3 G" `George: Yassir? , O, a0 q0 t1 X0 u7 D/ a
Condi: No, sir. % I0 ?9 C6 @9 P' C( b' T: p4 \: J
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
; z j$ z! R8 sCondi: Kofi? 7 y" r# [8 r$ x% A H4 V _* X
George: No, thanks. ( r, B8 ^ h* V q( D* ~7 x& h
Condi: You want Kofi? / M& @; ]: [: F. ?7 {
George: No.
$ x+ a, e" x2 a; |6 y2 i' @' SCondi: You don't want Kofi. % T! j8 g6 [0 P8 U" i, @. B
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
2 |, e' B$ p# S; ?+ PCondi: Yes, sir.
' q) [) {( U# J, F* }George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 8 ]# ?# i, |- n" _; K5 R* L* I
Condi: Kofi? / p p+ g' }7 `! l( ]* n( W& o% x) R
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ' F* ?( S( K A+ N
Condi: And call who? + P1 w# Z3 G b+ C1 T
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
( Y( \4 D8 {+ x# I9 j9 wCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
9 J* a0 z4 l( Y$ y/ M |George: Will you stay out of China?! " I0 c5 i% n% e2 X/ l
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 }! ]5 S% h- |6 h" r# p. l0 uGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
/ M" X9 V$ C4 J3 _4 Y1 uCondi: Kofi. * M# \: K$ @" y9 Z, v6 a
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 ?8 H1 M; }0 n) f(Condi picks up the phone.)
- u: B) R9 z6 OCondi: Rice, here. : [2 S/ D$ L- f; Z3 t7 x& u# g. r
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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