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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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" J8 Z( Y( E; G7 _2 }" d' \6 K1 TGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
" r9 d+ h2 Z lCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
2 `" o4 _" }8 z4 V0 P4 G9 T8 d! `& {5 tGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
" R" d; d0 P6 v) bCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ; z* n" {8 v1 A
George: That's what I want to know. 7 a" D) _/ T. n. s: @
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ]( D- b1 |0 ?. o4 k
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 5 U1 M2 F- t3 K0 m+ P
Condi: Yes. 4 ~/ f, v: N9 P3 [% I& {9 Y, |
George: I mean the fellow's name. $ F/ @' j* s5 d* _# T
Condi: Hu. 8 W" H; b7 ]: _* q# r/ E& ~/ l( a
George: The guy in China.
# H' ^ G4 o3 O8 b/ ?7 ECondi: Hu. % x" } j9 c( g5 Q
George: The new leader of China. $ w6 ^! \/ s; z" I2 ]
Condi: Hu. ' O2 A8 O; j; B+ g8 U d
George: The Chinaman!
- O1 m9 E; {- Z9 ?. ^9 E& ?1 K2 [Condi: Hu is leading China. % y" O. O2 U: P, F3 ~
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 8 o* q- N j6 M, y( a4 x3 Y
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 1 o& I+ A7 m' t1 J5 z
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
# x3 L3 w% c' x+ S$ s, aCondi: That's the man's name.
, {( Y' P( q* b# Y: f% t( ^George: That's who's name?
2 j1 c5 Z7 x* vCondi: Yes.
/ O; Z2 Q! ?# D; N V# hGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , z' S L/ z7 ?) s, t5 ?# n: }
Condi: Yes, sir. ( V; W# e. F. Z) l( P( t
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
0 n2 S$ o0 M1 L% ?Condi: That's correct. 9 w' a! a( \) ]: y
George: Then who is in China?
1 ]5 l& l9 q# m8 ?% ?* dCondi: Yes, sir. " w4 L3 {% ]& |# t; I5 y% {
George: Yassir is in China?
0 P# f0 k' U" t1 o( yCondi: No, sir. 1 y2 d: G* n! z! {7 p6 ]
George: Then who is? " i3 {" _& h% o. _2 r' ]
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 k* G; C) E* _ B/ \George: Yassir?
1 Y5 z4 g; ^# {Condi: No, sir. + H: U9 @. n7 E3 P1 J8 H$ J I
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ^3 M5 i* L; r# g
Condi: Kofi? & v" r- _4 M& V0 N6 @+ O: }* Y' O
George: No, thanks. # W: L% a6 B7 {& h4 I
Condi: You want Kofi? 3 y5 u: x( T/ H0 F3 ?6 V
George: No.
+ g) R h" C, b7 F) |2 vCondi: You don't want Kofi. # `2 p# R$ C. x2 ` `
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
3 J w1 q9 W( rCondi: Yes, sir.
, z c3 d2 H$ f6 MGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- P2 ^5 ]8 b8 P4 @) |Condi: Kofi? 7 q& `( P1 O+ e4 O W. c- B
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? . l) u# N3 N8 M, c9 y
Condi: And call who? , S( V! L0 _; \% X5 ^$ R
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: G& |- [) s0 R$ P6 G8 jCondi: Hu is the guy in China. j& Y5 M& R2 o' {- u# M
George: Will you stay out of China?!
! h9 b8 a H" ^9 @. W6 t" yCondi: Yes, sir. * L/ ?: m) w+ U8 e, C0 ^8 P3 D
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
' M/ N( P( b- f% N: \Condi: Kofi.
+ {( y4 r7 ?4 [) j+ o' VGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
; W) l* a: Q6 \! Q(Condi picks up the phone.)
' V2 c1 T6 @1 \$ r' h) D- `* HCondi: Rice, here.
6 T, J0 S% X8 d. B3 n( J, N- F0 SGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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