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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) c* H6 Y/ Q6 X. m9 R( j0 E
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? . @' k/ C9 h- }( K; g
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
6 D2 C+ Y$ E* I/ H$ e% W5 k$ M6 aGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. : l2 @. w, O; E# h1 u
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 0 E- H+ [5 L" R$ e+ b; m' Z
George: That's what I want to know.
, I7 a2 z$ E9 ]$ l" }Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
% r: y& P& h! H2 R3 V, t' M( oGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 1 C' D2 L. Q' T6 M- n& k
Condi: Yes.
( k% V5 x# S9 k$ {George: I mean the fellow's name. & Z5 @: W# Z0 K# \% j* p
Condi: Hu.
$ t+ Z+ Q% C" v6 e3 n0 fGeorge: The guy in China. 4 @" q* j( Z1 y0 Z F7 |
Condi: Hu.
6 i% R) \8 g+ H4 g& NGeorge: The new leader of China. * ?+ s; f. L( N( b
Condi: Hu.
4 n. E5 U# X- c; d) v) L/ IGeorge: The Chinaman!
. W4 n) w8 L8 o4 eCondi: Hu is leading China. " V& Q0 _8 z) g5 s+ T* c0 o+ w
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? & f. F- L* c" @6 {7 f# B% v8 s
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 7 @/ B* A) f, W& U2 @4 D
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? : A+ w4 t N7 Z! n7 o
Condi: That's the man's name. ' b, A# V5 ?: W! @/ o# S
George: That's who's name?
# e. r& h& n; u5 |Condi: Yes. 0 B+ l3 N( u8 L+ r- e# ~
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 4 o" z- M/ b& i# i0 ?
Condi: Yes, sir. 3 F$ F1 `: o' R$ o3 H T
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. % N2 W1 w# w( B; v6 b& M1 b
Condi: That's correct. 6 h3 p8 Y- b: D4 c6 [
George: Then who is in China?
5 N5 U) N: G- @6 tCondi: Yes, sir.
2 [7 s% w1 B$ p* q- u$ YGeorge: Yassir is in China? ) f. ]9 l, a; n' P: [$ A
Condi: No, sir. # D1 Q7 b/ `, {- G6 g2 j
George: Then who is? - @9 Z6 u9 o, Z" X4 s+ n
Condi: Yes, sir.
\0 V6 _* Q% W# u7 {( z3 A+ ^' b, OGeorge: Yassir? 6 k- M' J( W* K& v
Condi: No, sir. 8 v7 a2 O6 T3 ~- J5 U; l& K' g
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' w, s/ ]9 Z" x, u: d: `, F8 i
Condi: Kofi?
6 c* H( ], M5 ?- b, \& j) JGeorge: No, thanks. t& X$ r" M; \! E
Condi: You want Kofi? % L. ?6 Q" @8 [; E7 Q! W! t
George: No.
9 S0 Z8 [! E- t' F/ bCondi: You don't want Kofi. 2 }7 k* G$ I" H+ i
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. " \$ m' R. o, D1 @* g+ Z6 a+ l
Condi: Yes, sir. " ~' f, v# h: f
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( ~& S$ h T" [, D2 F; [ Q
Condi: Kofi? ' Q, W* B! a j( B4 `, s, }
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
- C3 c* g5 U" S2 BCondi: And call who?
8 l6 j4 r: _8 C# P. D: H- MGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
9 R: G2 f" K+ H: k1 GCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ; \8 B! b& c/ s: \! {/ s
George: Will you stay out of China?!
' ], U) z- ]3 K6 `) W* cCondi: Yes, sir.
7 Y0 h4 K4 E5 o2 v7 ZGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 3 i, {$ }5 y8 n% }6 r
Condi: Kofi. % I4 G$ ^0 U6 S# r, l
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 3 k/ H" Z' J8 o f; u
(Condi picks up the phone.) : h" ~: e$ u q0 [0 B; y
Condi: Rice, here. " A; U1 f1 {. r5 o3 s
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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