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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? # M4 V+ }$ K+ V* O
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
/ E% o+ e7 o8 X& S3 i7 XGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. x" G5 }# h# B) Z/ m5 w# j
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 1 F7 K7 G( g% f9 A5 H+ m. P
George: That's what I want to know.
! d/ u6 I1 W( ~. p. vCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
+ y+ K m# ~- b) VGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? & P; X( K9 O3 p" C
Condi: Yes. 2 r1 p( w4 q" i
George: I mean the fellow's name. ; e1 N, B& D: ^% `2 W* n0 z# x o
Condi: Hu. 4 w1 V8 z% w/ m$ U* H
George: The guy in China.
- v, d& _) g. V5 {6 Y9 R0 S' MCondi: Hu. 5 J6 U% o( B: V) k
George: The new leader of China.
) r' v: f. Y$ t5 mCondi: Hu.
' \4 V" L0 Z0 R/ ~: T' G: }* ^* }George: The Chinaman!
3 p% m6 A* g' WCondi: Hu is leading China.
! N4 F1 ?- A: N- YGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? - Y, X3 f1 u; {- N1 [# u8 W
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
- s# _5 [- \ q& @8 P {George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ' J8 E/ \5 P/ g. n5 e0 Q2 @) `
Condi: That's the man's name. " {. }7 g3 B# t1 V* c
George: That's who's name?
$ a0 y1 F4 y; R& m+ \Condi: Yes.
, o! B$ M$ T0 nGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" ~' p k! p) F) P- G0 \! x( OCondi: Yes, sir.
: W, n3 ]- S4 j8 _) ]George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. # m, _- K0 ?' T, @7 O$ \
Condi: That's correct.
7 @: ], s/ w2 E% TGeorge: Then who is in China?
# J; X) T# n4 H5 [; ACondi: Yes, sir. : T4 D4 p( o* f8 j1 v5 Q& c3 H5 O
George: Yassir is in China?
- z! Z f* Q% Z, DCondi: No, sir.
, N4 p" z* O5 H9 T2 YGeorge: Then who is?
- u+ |7 M; f( }8 M0 \& A( CCondi: Yes, sir.
. _" W d4 q- RGeorge: Yassir?
& O: g; T! m* Q# E8 u/ NCondi: No, sir.
0 x, v- l2 }! d6 p9 `( S7 ~ SGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
/ K; L# e' s2 W2 d. d, ^Condi: Kofi? " ^8 o0 h& h0 m/ z: L% x
George: No, thanks. / m9 g" d" X- X5 e3 J# o
Condi: You want Kofi? " D9 K" N3 o% Z* ]( m7 @4 j
George: No. 8 f' |2 b% r1 T# E2 E
Condi: You don't want Kofi. / T% `) D L4 G8 @" D6 g; h8 @
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
' f; _$ n9 \3 _6 v. dCondi: Yes, sir. 5 H1 H6 L6 V& Z' c
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & d( k* S! j7 D- }- ~& Q' ?% H" q( _
Condi: Kofi? 4 I4 c1 W/ x4 B2 A$ l8 f# T$ ^) D3 _
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? : x# o7 c, Q" ?) m% E& U
Condi: And call who? 7 N# \4 ~, R4 u! u3 S
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
4 ~0 f# K! L% rCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
. Z% {! }0 ^/ d9 X3 c) WGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
& P8 b( K/ C0 i) c4 b/ n, [$ sCondi: Yes, sir. - ?. y/ g+ u/ p3 E, r- ^
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
/ ~0 A% g1 b) v3 |% k0 ICondi: Kofi.
- |* q# T( ]+ M7 f# m5 NGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / U% E* c% D! `( a' Q
(Condi picks up the phone.)
/ E* J! P4 V% z9 \3 wCondi: Rice, here.
" _3 Z, N% O& }2 k& T9 TGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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