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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 1 |/ k* s! u* n) E5 K$ ?
/ J6 @" @( J. JGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ( y% A" q6 S7 n! K, u
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 1 _% q4 O& n9 I; d! |
George: Great. Lay it on me.
9 S: l( \& E9 U* O; @: GCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
2 y! E+ G. L6 G7 G" @' N6 ^/ K" p9 OGeorge: That's what I want to know. 3 `. x) V! c: p( s# K# _' }% X ]* K
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. - _4 `9 S7 q) G5 [$ }* H1 W
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: l& d, F- c* m2 L9 r# bCondi: Yes.
6 Y% ?7 K8 B8 n" h' w) XGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. R3 l/ m# G/ |% W0 ?% e# M
Condi: Hu.
) \: K: A- U+ `/ S `George: The guy in China. 0 j$ K) q* s. _/ F# _# z# g$ ~
Condi: Hu.
; _, G) `: n/ X1 oGeorge: The new leader of China. 9 ?& z4 M- x$ I& w4 `
Condi: Hu. O8 A0 }: n' |9 p1 q3 O
George: The Chinaman!
8 r; k8 ? u( l* N( ?Condi: Hu is leading China.
- A" `1 A& U5 }2 r0 ZGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 5 I3 A' E* P- I% A* b6 c# R, Z
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
+ o; T% C% i4 o7 I3 K$ R1 o8 GGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? * m: ^, `. H4 [* ?7 v9 ]
Condi: That's the man's name. + i& r R$ v% a1 S
George: That's who's name?
) @# L" M9 S) V2 V/ {. |* fCondi: Yes.
5 t( K9 e7 r- L% c2 z: v) bGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? $ h7 [3 S9 b/ N! J* z
Condi: Yes, sir. & M( Z* d; `, y1 M5 o& d9 h; e7 U. _
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 N) {# B: r) V( H! T; `1 T
Condi: That's correct. 7 w0 w: c9 k: z7 V2 ~
George: Then who is in China?
5 ~" t* ~8 S! k: p n+ vCondi: Yes, sir.
]/ t3 ~. R/ ^5 jGeorge: Yassir is in China?
5 s: U" P- A/ k* v2 BCondi: No, sir.
& W2 x( d- l- P% E4 F* L% ~' a+ mGeorge: Then who is? / z' H( J; _" _; R) U. X
Condi: Yes, sir.
; K. _8 V( w8 K+ _4 d6 MGeorge: Yassir? % B3 E1 E" ^' J7 z+ m) `( s* x/ I
Condi: No, sir.
3 Z% j$ V5 {) ]9 E" ~! BGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 7 r& m! ^0 q4 J, @4 o# P7 p8 B/ v' o
Condi: Kofi? $ V( k: d4 [" J6 `: c" P
George: No, thanks.
4 Y% m. ?5 M! NCondi: You want Kofi? ' F- [3 y* _! R9 R6 v
George: No. - v5 l+ D& x d3 T, k2 e
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
! A5 D& y) e1 g) Q e) N5 v! jGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. % ]) q! j3 A5 [ S( i4 d* `
Condi: Yes, sir. ! \6 q* g2 Q5 c, _( K( T8 B
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
5 c8 t) i. G2 n+ M' }7 NCondi: Kofi? : D6 l* J+ B/ p8 x0 q/ Q8 L0 m g
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 3 d5 N, K0 V# m5 Q* y x0 I
Condi: And call who?
' }" p% `3 }! @4 m8 {2 i, TGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 2 d* T- R5 n' K% C0 q
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. - [/ i% x6 X- I$ E7 T
George: Will you stay out of China?!
$ h( g1 M5 a3 R) LCondi: Yes, sir.
: a+ o6 @* y/ yGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
b# }* C- c# b2 kCondi: Kofi. 0 \9 W% Z, u) z# z9 Q
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
! z1 _/ x; U: u(Condi picks up the phone.) I8 ?+ ^% K6 i3 Y4 k* `
Condi: Rice, here.
: Z( o1 ` S d& |6 P" X- V& ?2 dGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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