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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? * k9 M0 A: S; l! c8 k7 u% s* u
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. * G" \6 X3 H: `5 O) [2 h
George: Great. Lay it on me.
5 K6 l1 O; m2 `9 u, C$ R. f4 ^Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
# b" d1 I: W2 Q; w: `" QGeorge: That's what I want to know.
+ T; o% H6 D) s, pCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
; [% x: E, t' R& h. V: T" F# IGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
# p8 X' c) j) }2 s6 k! B" OCondi: Yes. 4 c0 J& H! e0 r5 B/ ]
George: I mean the fellow's name.
+ B M9 A) e+ `Condi: Hu. ( a0 \$ u' V2 N1 e. V T
George: The guy in China.
4 S8 Z3 ]5 p, L/ @Condi: Hu.
* q2 H$ t* z2 ]# {, CGeorge: The new leader of China.
- H8 x" L( V4 Y& U5 F0 W' tCondi: Hu. $ e" i$ U* n- e& G) s
George: The Chinaman! r, z: |) r9 r7 V2 {# S9 ^6 k
Condi: Hu is leading China. : r% Z9 N7 f0 c, O# F3 s, s4 _( f
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' ~: I0 X0 P$ J, ~
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
( b( K B* @1 @7 YGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? & ~' P g3 K c3 w6 y
Condi: That's the man's name. ' D; B! o2 O, \7 K* m
George: That's who's name? 9 R% E* u+ `7 Y5 |5 `, ~# C5 W
Condi: Yes.
3 B1 n4 K- {7 yGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
# F# F) R7 V/ VCondi: Yes, sir.
5 T L1 u! ]- [' rGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
R1 c* }8 r3 s& f% H8 aCondi: That's correct. X X' [9 U/ h. j# ] Q
George: Then who is in China?
6 V' U7 W' P2 a2 ICondi: Yes, sir. ! W7 T; A7 W) L, |: u2 a. x% B
George: Yassir is in China?
7 {/ m. x2 r6 z0 hCondi: No, sir. . M% [4 H5 v/ {' E
George: Then who is? h7 O- }% ~5 Y& L; B3 R
Condi: Yes, sir.
% d' w" Q* j% c, W6 z2 @4 a) WGeorge: Yassir? $ r1 Q& I% U' |8 }' ~2 p% _
Condi: No, sir. 4 r- \1 S5 `& L0 B' r J0 M
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - Y( `& Q+ t9 k% [0 J C
Condi: Kofi? ; Y6 w) n1 ] S. o
George: No, thanks. 7 P S7 V& h& I+ U+ _
Condi: You want Kofi? 4 c# M8 L) W' P; d! q: D! b
George: No.
+ G% Q1 M+ \2 I/ sCondi: You don't want Kofi.
* W/ ?2 P( N; f7 R0 w" k# QGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 2 v7 m0 U7 l" A% b
Condi: Yes, sir.
% R3 l1 {7 f/ ?George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
$ [2 M! r+ M4 n, qCondi: Kofi? 8 G6 z& o! L- o9 m8 S4 i# G
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? $ I, G V1 q0 w @; e4 O
Condi: And call who?
5 j8 a4 ], F1 i$ r0 kGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
- e$ C5 N1 U8 i- R. A; ~/ F3 I8 bCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
' g, {6 G: O1 c* v7 o* dGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
1 q. q, a1 b9 M' t/ fCondi: Yes, sir. 3 c# [9 E9 J V- N
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
. |! w$ L2 g0 ^9 l+ }# UCondi: Kofi.
3 Y8 T6 ?7 y+ h5 g# V2 ^7 ZGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' }: a D/ N8 v. m(Condi picks up the phone.) 3 x( e" ~: E5 Y
Condi: Rice, here. , l& H# n' B7 s
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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