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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? % N: O0 a# Q: g! E$ E
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. $ ]; y6 c& h( ]& @. }3 z/ _- u
George: Great. Lay it on me.
- s$ I: ]# ~4 ^* y! r" T: E- j* mCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
! P" W* v2 k3 [* ?( KGeorge: That's what I want to know.
, f0 [, A( r+ G% N1 MCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 k$ S0 ^& _! f7 |8 B& lGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 1 C' v& J2 |" s
Condi: Yes. 6 Q, e3 x- j0 i! k$ k( P1 X" q3 [
George: I mean the fellow's name.
" r1 Z1 X$ r, Q/ u* ?+ u( @2 oCondi: Hu. : z& d: k# Q- b0 T
George: The guy in China. 9 [ `3 F; ~7 V+ K* o
Condi: Hu.
4 r0 C9 g ?5 ^2 W" Z; SGeorge: The new leader of China.
3 V( j( h4 @7 ACondi: Hu. ; M6 _+ `* {& i
George: The Chinaman! 5 y! [5 K; d; G' ^( w+ G7 }; [7 ]
Condi: Hu is leading China. 2 Y- z j' G7 O
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
I- g( ?6 s5 _Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
* ]) S5 X3 M. X. Z6 fGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 2 y" |" o/ E' J) H1 U Q2 l3 N/ }
Condi: That's the man's name.
2 S9 h; _" f3 F. x2 k/ u* @( fGeorge: That's who's name? / C4 @8 r! p! ^$ W( j
Condi: Yes. 7 A( j: f2 H$ s
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - R) `9 |$ m/ n9 _ m9 A) O
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ Z2 @' q4 m0 r c% m: d/ WGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. " Z h, y% l8 Y* ^! V
Condi: That's correct. # D% \1 C% I- P S
George: Then who is in China? " o z* A6 |: Y+ w
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 n* h% h* ~0 v9 @- `George: Yassir is in China? 2 `- M$ i! q9 L6 S0 p
Condi: No, sir.
4 N q1 B1 F8 H: D! _George: Then who is?
+ `" Z7 x$ c6 C' ~$ ^! O9 aCondi: Yes, sir. : P* @2 {5 A* v+ z, i4 V- E# X/ P( X
George: Yassir? 1 O2 |$ a$ f* @: o7 N7 G4 ^
Condi: No, sir.
6 O: e9 X1 Q. T* LGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - M; J7 F# [. k! f- C; v0 f3 S8 F- c
Condi: Kofi?
7 u- N- I" O. tGeorge: No, thanks. / W' b* o6 g5 x- K; B
Condi: You want Kofi?
3 t2 x1 a6 M+ O3 N. r3 ?5 fGeorge: No.
6 y: d' M0 x7 |# ^2 ^Condi: You don't want Kofi.
: m P5 ~' i3 g3 X% x2 {& X6 hGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 0 p/ X- q( r# D% [2 W4 @
Condi: Yes, sir.
% z4 r" o% H( F+ f& q( J5 oGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & B+ N$ ~& |7 t
Condi: Kofi?
. ~+ Y0 D. X+ u8 a4 OGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 7 t& } q$ v2 B1 \1 O- }+ X. s
Condi: And call who? ! G. \% M7 `! N& G# n$ |1 A, I# b3 `
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? , t; K0 b' a) ?8 @ s" Q' e9 ~
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
/ `& a; T9 v8 g D) EGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ) D8 J5 v& _4 V* A: n, ]. s4 e; X0 F
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 N# ]$ L( l8 q' C. P/ u9 j; dGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
; n3 P! T! a% s9 N; W' z' E2 V: QCondi: Kofi.
2 L3 @4 ?) `6 B3 NGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : |3 L% A; j J5 f
(Condi picks up the phone.) 6 _5 L1 `' q0 V
Condi: Rice, here. 9 ^0 ~0 j: }2 z F
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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