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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ( F) I1 G) l2 K2 d0 Y( c n; u) E
+ x: K" y% S1 X) `) }George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? - ^/ o1 A7 ^" w, p! x
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. & Z- ]# }$ Z; {( @. y! G4 P5 d
George: Great. Lay it on me. 4 U" X5 O' b3 C) t [
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. % N/ Z8 }. s' Q, ]* r
George: That's what I want to know.
; L1 y' I! \2 `! k' n- S3 p9 |Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ' f1 L0 K: n0 G, l' m
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? / {) v: a* L. F# e
Condi: Yes. & X; N' V+ d: `" t) M( q% E
George: I mean the fellow's name. 7 m4 I3 w" I0 j0 {9 o5 ]/ i& x4 ]: w
Condi: Hu.
) b5 t& [8 i- r F0 qGeorge: The guy in China.
& _* i1 e U4 o8 j/ Q0 k0 Y9 [- pCondi: Hu. 6 D8 a( h9 i s0 n% E
George: The new leader of China.
' h5 J( }+ w3 fCondi: Hu.
) B% ~+ H; I: V9 B% e% GGeorge: The Chinaman!
6 R: X6 F' Z' jCondi: Hu is leading China. 8 A8 g: t/ a {) ]! |
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 s X: L$ `9 h+ Y U, q6 W
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
( F- n. d O! Q1 R7 Z( X, tGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 0 E5 n& V1 ]$ @# Y! [" `
Condi: That's the man's name.
) U8 M5 j& y4 D3 a" [George: That's who's name? ) N. l) n% m( T/ P
Condi: Yes.
7 \8 z& s' H; g, a& HGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 4 L A. m/ V5 Q5 V5 j# T$ R
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 n) |( p0 M" n! w0 ^, y% c! ~George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
, G' l6 R2 d [5 A( V J* ^' D) s- B/ \9 UCondi: That's correct.
1 k+ U$ o; Q9 nGeorge: Then who is in China? / G; u G6 l$ Y) y8 G
Condi: Yes, sir.
: j% @- q ~1 O3 xGeorge: Yassir is in China?
0 {" h+ E' A& D* _" ICondi: No, sir.
" a! e( T7 I2 @9 YGeorge: Then who is? q- N$ y1 i4 v3 q) C
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 @5 L- z* u: O5 |George: Yassir?
. N4 j4 I* o/ ^" FCondi: No, sir.
6 V+ J, M' r V4 A+ CGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
' q. J! D, \3 u+ ^* ~8 r. A( ACondi: Kofi?
& K2 W& u2 s% U p$ Q# b! SGeorge: No, thanks.
& f) Q6 e; E1 J; x' O& YCondi: You want Kofi? $ H) g* O; n7 n t6 J: f
George: No.
- ?5 G1 F( j* q5 oCondi: You don't want Kofi. , [: A& t) e0 A% z# Q. \
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 1 G8 l0 z/ `; z, q9 Z u
Condi: Yes, sir. ( F5 T, C4 @$ A9 |. b/ d5 ?# G$ G
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( g; H' \! a' Q5 m0 b1 h# j
Condi: Kofi? 8 O' O7 e) n, V, N E. s
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? & x7 g9 y* B8 F8 j, P, s7 Y
Condi: And call who?
4 u8 l4 d2 q& p! Q" d1 j0 H8 lGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
+ p* w* m0 V# J3 w: q. l" ]0 CCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
" t1 [& b0 N8 ]0 d' A9 _( {+ q9 W! _George: Will you stay out of China?!
5 n* @1 i1 e4 }. H" ^( dCondi: Yes, sir.
9 O% s( q' n% t* ?/ FGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
; Q( C# x2 Q, u7 lCondi: Kofi.
+ [ T0 B! Q3 c3 M7 FGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' D0 w1 } j9 F) ~(Condi picks up the phone.)
' H# {! W% b$ b9 G+ w" ECondi: Rice, here.
% w0 E6 l* k: W. _George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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