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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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When you are done you will have a place to live.
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6 h8 }, N1 E: J9 M; B' ]0 Q- fQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? q/ ]7 S- a: j4 g2 h
A: Tell him you're pregnant.: m, r, ^1 E3 `' ]' [5 Y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
4 o$ Y( W) n- p- W* ~3 ]A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.1 [$ G9 h/ F6 F* i8 Z- {5 z
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; V% ]4 B4 ?) @: a5 tA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?! [, j* ?3 d+ K! V0 t
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?# d9 U* r( z3 \/ j" P
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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: \ F$ w% f$ HQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 ?# y' C' ~3 b6 k& H6 mA: Their foreheads.+ X/ f H. z& Y* h! z$ H# {( }' B
0 E/ e/ T; q% }) l/ f: D" BQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?5 g% U9 @$ f1 z( @8 H1 U. H
A: "I remember these." |
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