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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?1 Y/ ~3 @: q7 F, P) r8 A6 ^
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.3 R ^4 H; U- e( c+ S' p
When you are done you will have a place to live.. p) L# a' Z" x$ A% J8 l
: o* q2 ?. I! y: CQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- @5 l4 j0 I/ V8 |# Q
A: Tell him you're pregnant.1 ~* Y; d) r5 [. D% A0 [
3 S; y' G8 i6 hQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?' T/ C$ @$ G8 Y! F, ^
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
1 y v9 f- ~7 P' ^- _A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, T- H# y3 H P% H/ {A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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4 ?9 q! c3 n4 Q8 ~5 {4 ~Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?" l) N/ K6 A/ i
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?$ _! ]2 M6 w# {4 ^5 B
A: Their foreheads.0 B& {7 {2 N$ L. \( J) {2 L+ a2 r
6 F; Z. u, a& M! _7 \/ rQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
# u7 D; r& o, y G, D! n- a, \A: "I remember these." |
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