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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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8 y* ~! C' D4 x% Y When you are done you will have a place to live.+ P/ A& G, Q S8 O6 l
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?) C) N1 F! d8 e1 Q
A: Tell him you're pregnant.) }' U# S/ f; i; i* O$ _
5 H4 ~0 }" M+ e9 @4 @+ dQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
j# @$ k1 u* `0 ?) k' {6 TA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? S( |4 f0 @& r& B5 L9 w$ H3 D
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
( @8 F5 N' G: v. n2 d nA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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/ `4 f+ P0 \ u! M, w8 }7 hQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?0 a: j2 _- p# ^9 V E
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?- h8 v. r% g+ q" V1 R
A: Their foreheads.
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1 s0 P" @+ f6 l( ?9 d5 K! TQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
" R# w5 l8 t7 Z- hA: "I remember these." |
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