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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?6 Y( x9 ?) D2 {) k3 J9 S* d- r
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 I& t" m4 ^, f3 i( S0 _8 R1 G
When you are done you will have a place to live.% D# [, @' v6 `, n6 x, X$ r/ }$ A
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?% h4 ~+ J8 M( B# \1 K1 Z7 s5 t
A: Tell him you're pregnant." b8 T/ U" v' d, B& v& |% Y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?8 d K; E9 P; M0 g. v( _* o5 @$ |
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?5 J5 a4 |7 I1 d) I
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.& n- b7 _/ P/ U3 H% x( M/ u% |
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?- J- u: k$ _" ^3 \% }5 F7 G( Q
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
( O# m! G3 c1 z3 g% PA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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2 C! o* t/ J* aQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?5 ]! }/ L# Y8 f3 l7 @
A: Their foreheads.( X6 _- b5 b2 l5 ]. a9 F% C
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
/ ^* K# ?- i0 l3 H8 `( uA: "I remember these." |
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