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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
) A+ v; h" Q4 y# k3 P$ L. dA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement./ L4 o* y: Q8 i
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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- t! m& Y! t, M) \7 B2 qQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
, p+ W2 U, v, S& B, u4 p6 CA: Tell him you're pregnant.3 M- x7 ]2 _* F$ ~
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
# Q( g4 b) U$ E# y6 v+ a% [A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.2 K" c# Z4 Y) _7 T9 o8 E
" R5 |( D, c# I0 J* FQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
: ~0 A4 h7 ]- m: lA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.) a. \1 O) i; J; w& u
' Y- @' r" B# [) {0 uQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# q& [; X- m) j8 L* j Q1 KA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' ^' B( ~5 B$ _& O' A
; S. n* B) I* d' m& T+ _3 c" |* uQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?. S$ R8 I7 H N) s5 |
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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3 G- \% R! q& }8 J9 u4 X+ |# UQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?" L# m& b: Q, {
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
* O4 ^4 w+ X1 d$ H% U; _" PA: "I remember these." |
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