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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
) r8 _# P' _2 |2 W7 C, CA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.8 T6 e; H2 B8 k0 q% k' L1 o3 X w
When you are done you will have a place to live.) l; m) S# B# R. G6 v* U2 d; r M: L
$ C2 B5 c6 D' y0 t5 ], N9 f6 JQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?8 c" {2 v6 B! r* @; P3 a
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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. N6 T" E3 d h8 V8 k7 `, _Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
7 v! U% J1 X, w$ T/ n9 X/ xA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.6 T4 P0 _7 F+ R
) |. a O* j4 }. A: K% y1 EQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?( n( H3 C" O% U. s9 `% \
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.5 p) I# U/ b# g1 {- I$ l
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
5 W6 w( i9 g: Y R; X; M7 h6 xA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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2 ]4 Z- _) l: KQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?. L( f: l: B5 u- o0 a; u) a2 p* E
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon." z+ C; W$ T( q( @( R$ M
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
, }% r& s6 A" Y- z* A& ZA: Their foreheads.4 {; Y5 w5 a. p7 U z4 S- e" p
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?1 e; v9 I- x$ T8 b6 I" Z& O
A: "I remember these." |
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