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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
. I9 j- f. Q( uA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.6 F* f8 W" h: g% a
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* Z! e6 X- `0 `1 H+ {Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: s2 I: P, Q; O# v/ ~' NA: Tell him you're pregnant.- @6 @7 _' G3 y& d" Z* x" d. F
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? G% z- i4 s0 n; U; J2 Q
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses./ |* L# K0 R, d8 _
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?8 j6 F# u8 a, a" `. ?7 z
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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$ V* F) ?) O7 H5 AQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
* \9 ]% r0 Q! CA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?1 n* N) X) @2 P6 }! _0 y& k
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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* T! q0 H9 ^2 A7 }0 z# ]Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?! V3 c( e' p6 _0 f) |, g3 B/ R
A: Their foreheads.
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7 D+ [1 z3 E* pQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
" T% n B* P- @4 YA: "I remember these." |
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