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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 I: E. ~" k7 d6 X
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
6 s: t, \9 M U! x When you are done you will have a place to live.* i, P; p% d3 j- u9 ]. M
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 C3 U0 x" Z* d3 ~; OA: Tell him you're pregnant.6 p, v- @2 P7 M" W5 U+ t/ y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?: o6 P9 |! L) M& ?- T
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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; Z8 A+ _1 C/ Q9 Q6 w4 tQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?% T' l. _7 z5 g. I
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?# s! s1 y8 T/ I1 _$ c0 F+ t" P& ]
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
5 j. K) ?; l+ Q+ y+ j' E( p7 g( mA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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; T/ W/ b# o% r) _* SQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?& z% C0 Q$ w% P- Y9 U
A: Their foreheads.0 |% D% _* A9 H$ _& H8 W
$ N1 X0 S$ v5 mQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?! r# ~3 }) r6 x1 w
A: "I remember these." |
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