Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 U, F8 z, H% F) v- l7 f1 i- z$ yA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
% x* P; v1 K9 y     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

& f% q, o3 i. j; j2 jQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
6 e7 s0 l6 ^/ U3 ]/ V. K' Z; IA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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- j3 v- c# i+ h: s6 eQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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8 U2 i! x- ~0 O+ fQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
0 n' K% ?5 A( e; e9 K1 iA: Their foreheads.
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" P4 ?3 Y  G3 sQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
% i. G- K$ o# R& l2 pA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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