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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ A% u& E9 _9 X. eA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
2 u8 r4 g9 \# B# G+ V9 } When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?1 J& b' B6 x* `; \: p) M& p9 e
A: Tell him you're pregnant.0 y4 k4 F( p( m4 E2 o
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?" _/ D* b* p; o7 A1 x7 Q
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?6 y* h7 N/ P' O
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
: E) C g$ u7 t( o$ D/ eA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.& B( f9 y% o/ z6 z# F* o
- `4 |/ s4 \5 q# I# _& sQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ E0 Q# e7 ~+ d! o' aA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?% H" T0 ~6 D+ j) _/ D! J
A: Their foreheads. ~$ d; [4 X+ d9 ^1 K
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
# d7 k0 R& Z( L4 FA: "I remember these." |
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