Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
  N7 ^$ E& K$ |) u; s' `* H9 PA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

1 ]6 d* w, _: V: T5 |' x+ X# R& q, @Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. b, e1 k- _/ v3 eA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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5 U. P- b4 A1 ]  mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
% X( ^8 W* W) q5 i2 ~& `6 W/ AA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
: h8 Y& J- y  L# X1 NA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

0 U. ^+ C6 X* qQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ J# u6 }6 q8 hA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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4 a) p5 B9 H$ X' R, hQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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: l& W& q. _' }Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
8 {) k6 l4 M/ d3 Z) MA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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