Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
9 N7 p( M7 S4 }9 M! g     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
1 _+ k! [# N# w* x) l, R6 H/ sA: Tell him you're pregnant.

$ t$ b) w/ I& R& t3 @0 [, K, fQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
+ P( l) R6 |1 G4 D7 k2 mA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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: c0 X0 l0 E6 H8 \% L3 PQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
4 F+ @# p" B  o. HA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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