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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?1 I. p5 e, t5 ^8 X0 [
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.+ t$ Y, t$ F$ O0 G. b! V- n
When you are done you will have a place to live.0 Y& b; x# S9 Y, l* L
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?0 |+ E9 s7 U3 E) f! L
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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( p2 e2 ?* f8 iQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
5 Z; s0 I- V$ q$ aA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?4 l" w! w- N0 D, {2 _. i
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.7 D% f3 t0 N9 ~0 z. Q0 S8 D
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 {+ N* F1 ?4 _
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' }5 a1 P3 H I' h8 U, @
, q( w1 E) o9 X+ q& P/ E2 x4 UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
8 \4 U) F0 F, IA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.0 }# H/ P+ v' F
; o2 }& {( p# ]1 y, h) _Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
1 T% O( M, A" ?7 _0 i' B) TA: Their foreheads.5 b& \: C: l4 P* M; I; v
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
% r$ b1 s5 e% D5 \. mA: "I remember these." |
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