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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- d- E* _& y* o* k9 v
A: Tell him you're pregnant.& I' r7 v# p' I3 ]1 r* o) n6 A' X
2 w) h: G! x& M4 V) E; c! R% sQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
" _4 y6 [: _. K; U5 O0 |A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.3 m$ n/ P" ?. N
; e% X/ {; P0 u: r4 k1 `: F8 oQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?- U. x' M8 Q% k" @( }! G
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.5 \+ O0 n, A+ R
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
) }( d. u5 _1 l0 g0 j) Z3 R/ yA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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6 g" N% C* {- P" z- g: X$ k- rQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?: q% s, q+ u* A# i/ t2 R( B2 S& N
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. y) X S R% g9 u# `3 b% \
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?' m$ Q- G- J+ @" i1 E
A: Their foreheads./ K$ r& W; h% _4 @- s
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
! `1 i" B! y/ p: X6 a' sA: "I remember these." |
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