Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; e. k- \  h  L6 J" N, MA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
. X8 u( }% T0 F     When you are done you will have a place to live.

) m3 e# L/ k6 P6 I' aQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" C0 j1 G8 F% qA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ X6 x. s+ ~% s2 Y' tA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

9 c- N* _5 F% V3 z/ UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
6 k& V, t2 [8 N* e3 u; d9 I2 AA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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