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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.0 |, G( D N+ G* C! |* J
' T6 o6 Z8 t" i(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.* v# O1 S2 e+ M5 \$ _
+ T- ?- p# Q' h: [7 |(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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+ N& G- j$ G9 j, X& c$ ?1 C" O(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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]( K1 Y i( ?' P+ Z$ A4 E(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. + V& ~7 Q$ E% b# }
. s. y% [% h3 D& C(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').4 I9 ~4 q+ U( K' q+ {; A; S# e
2 s; q1 M8 K, @9 E: \- I- t6 g(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!0 ~6 {; u: a$ {$ H
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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