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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 ~/ o# g' _, B# i
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”% w$ E6 L( @. K! Z
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”3 m9 F0 T: d M6 E1 S* R
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* ]: x: s( |4 {( M; C1 m* y M5 \9 tThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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