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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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% V/ U. u* U a# s5 DAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today4 n& Z. {& q8 W% L% B/ F9 K
# s+ A- z- e4 A/ w* Z* i* t8 Q1 q[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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