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Bad Relationship
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8 [/ s! I. L" n: p, s ~0 LTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 0 R8 R: h4 \# r4 ~
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”) b" _) V9 n4 }. c
, r$ g! j5 E/ x! y( nAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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5 k1 ?% `7 ?" ]! a- r”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”/ V6 t- ^% e- U8 P" N; f0 [
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8 y( b J- e9 b! }8 OThe scale says: Sorry, no change today3 \# v$ p- K( r% H9 S# B* V0 r
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