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9 |1 X7 K1 j) P6 QTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. $ G: ` ~1 e. t* Q9 A
* T; f1 |; U" xJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”2 u8 s: V3 Q6 x- ?- k1 e
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3 A3 o8 {5 w3 R0 Z! eThe scale says: Sorry, no change today7 Y- h3 C" l1 m2 L' `: c
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