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5 u1 y9 |; t- m# kTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. / q% N2 r! p J* a( w
0 _' H* b/ t7 Q' lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”1 o& ?$ M& J8 S: j! H& \
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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; y/ \, c( m' p- [8 ?4 z E. f”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”4 e: P% b% [# l
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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