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Bad Relationship
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; x0 t8 }7 n: ]0 r* FTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 0 T6 m1 @) e% d6 n. K
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”* Z; K% b& H4 ~
& H# D# f5 r5 f, |; y* E/ @And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”3 E& B6 ~" L, V8 N& r6 b" f: ]
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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