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Bad Relationship
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. {$ N1 n3 p$ x+ wTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ) S: k- w# s, b. D ^0 N' t, o# i: ^
6 U4 M; u/ p/ ?& uJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”0 Z; i8 R- y, T$ H/ t/ b
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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- l9 `* ]9 I* [( rThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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