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4 S: K( ]$ _" V# p8 m7 ]6 ZTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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# s. r5 |4 {1 s# `And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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% p( B) _5 f2 z% B! K- HThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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