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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
9 E6 [2 t- H) z4 l4 u+ t8 z5 h3 @) L6 @"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."* j6 n4 X- {8 b# e- M* n
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."+ H# h) o6 i9 [0 K! d
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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