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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.) B# @1 [7 q6 @5 U5 W, x
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
; ~0 Z6 x) J2 W$ FThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."% c% b4 `8 L2 `- F# u6 Q9 |
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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发表于 2008-6-1 21:25
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