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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.; \# U8 @3 x' `& A4 V* ^. T
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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7 V1 i f% i# U. R b w* ^The Cowboy says: # Q8 P# S) d6 |3 V
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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* x. R9 D( t6 b& j1 \& r; _Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
) @% }2 w$ P: R0 ]) @' XThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: h3 j. w( V1 v" b% d5 Z$ ^
: ^ @( M& q3 v7 T* CThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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