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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
1 r7 s0 J# ?4 l7 \& aAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'% b1 B o$ n4 i: m. P
# b$ q& i4 X- ?' o, MThe Cowboy says: , p- i0 F9 F3 t$ w: P6 W
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.! p" _$ P5 I- c$ P
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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9 K+ ~0 E8 {$ _9 w1 @1 XThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
( Q4 P2 v0 U/ o5 e& W* DThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'8 @9 H: `8 n9 G' \3 U
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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