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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.- ]1 |6 x- ~! {
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'1 g) x8 i3 t1 U$ i# t _
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The Cowboy says: 0 ~3 D% T; P# q& `
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.: s7 V5 i/ m, y3 {& h8 A
4 M# X% U3 @# q: p& `/ zWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.7 ]2 P' y0 ?. B+ e0 M3 j
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# l! i' j) ?! X/ B. t
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: y0 y, o4 S4 q; G2 }
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.': o+ L) D" h; r7 K
0 d6 S7 d6 [& Z$ w7 eSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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