 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
3 f% v `) d& f6 L8 AAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'2 T; `/ C2 _ a9 v
( R2 v9 N9 g2 T5 |6 j* p
The Cowboy says: ; i9 F. W6 S5 I8 A
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.# f, B: e _+ g0 J9 I. M
- E/ D: k4 [* ~$ t
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.! F+ j6 `4 M& p& h
( v8 B# v+ B/ x2 c
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.( K( _4 K d& d5 A
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
P- \( [( _" b, Z' Q0 E o2 C1 i0 e$ O- G1 w4 I
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; z/ r) H7 W+ O: k/ y5 y
% f3 t+ M* Y! u- L/ f1 ^
Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
|