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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
2 K; s" U/ c4 [6 MAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'$ }0 O4 S3 H# ?2 K0 C
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The Cowboy says:
1 z) j, G8 ` ~; R8 `3 a; |& @'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. [: t8 ^5 y. n5 e, u. V
$ t# H! U4 x4 n. F6 h, g& ?Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.: H. G# ?! H# o# J* n! k e
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.* j1 e% H* m$ G: C' f, Q8 h9 E/ C7 K
+ F0 g! z, E& @4 O+ a1 dThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; R: |& M" B) K
1 I( E5 O) }4 s/ H5 c0 T8 |Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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