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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.* p5 v$ S0 f" f: n: b- L' j- Y
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ! |" p7 d% z8 i
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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) [3 D$ u8 @* U+ u ]* a$ fWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ ?; ?7 b4 Y2 _( k3 q p+ F
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
8 Z% D O) j# C6 \+ ~* W; ?Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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0 m1 N2 [( p+ |. L, f9 R' EThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') T% T( U$ C$ Y$ [
4 \- w# B$ T( J3 v% uSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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