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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.9 z* \+ U1 G4 z7 p4 s
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'/ ~5 K; h- ]! A
$ Z+ t: a K/ T, A5 tThe Cowboy says:
2 _8 q0 P" o" }- [* ^8 D) b'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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3 c; p4 e4 g7 W3 ^% k- P; c2 `# c3 AWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
: c$ ?# X7 q* s% A$ E! u) b; YThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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7 ]$ ?; n( p3 r* L' CThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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7 I: P% U5 S9 \+ @Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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