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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
- d n7 Z# Y7 W# q: U! _As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' [/ y. M' H$ {* p6 g) @; w
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The Cowboy says: - T1 L8 [, D& t6 L+ H. L
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 E. F8 Y: ]% C; f* JThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.' E# G5 N2 o0 Z8 _! |7 Y
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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