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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
: {) S8 r7 G: A6 i1 V7 @As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: + s* U" j4 n B) _4 [( l) c4 P2 E
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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8 m7 Q* x" W9 h! U( |; FWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.; `! J2 _% g5 U, g" j K% E+ t
; M( q7 F( a: y3 X* e1 rThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
4 T& m( `5 M W9 m8 eThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'+ q: l5 x: M& ~
* \) B. @! R% z2 Y. O. j/ }/ DSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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