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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. k6 J3 K9 Y' F: R8 I6 W
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'0 v" W2 F8 l% ?, c8 z
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The Cowboy says:
4 J' U) S5 @% a- e+ k# n* D'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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) Q$ z/ k+ x% W- n3 GThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# R; i W \4 M" _0 w+ r7 \% p
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* _3 M- s; q$ `9 }1 u( {
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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