An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra # ?# J4 ~- K( { |6 B
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' - Y& ? `' v/ p. u$ o + c8 F$ c% H5 t( ~'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 9 x" Q+ D# F% g* X* @0 Y# G0 w% L0 v0 g: s1 k% c
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '' j& U+ B6 a8 Z, O; {4 {$ d
+ p2 V+ ~% F2 J2 n: m" G'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * r: V3 X) l( x) [- O2 A
# }3 o$ U# D1 X3 wI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'