BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

! t, Z8 n& ?# {5 j0 i& |'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
7 ]3 z% L3 `% Z, v6 j' c'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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" Y3 T6 B2 _. p) A" D- Abut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
  _% L/ s+ J* j) T'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

9 {9 G& y2 q" g4 X1 Z' KI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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