BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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" p3 {7 C% V: T, Wbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
/ A) q8 l/ A+ i5 o5 y8 q'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

7 {8 |) l: B7 T$ VI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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