An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , F. j, m) p: C z! c# h
; y' c) F! H# D# C- O# P7 w'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?': }1 b+ \% ]& g# |3 N
7 q2 _+ Y, h; ^6 R'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ' \0 _" g$ P. D0 c0 t8 Y H9 u) c# n* Q5 k! e9 j' B
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '2 Z! M5 K: M. [7 C" h0 ?8 J
8 x# t5 }+ X1 m'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ( R! G4 x* H+ D0 `! z& g- [6 w
! t6 Q; L* I5 X' A7 MI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'