An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 e! `8 ?/ w1 G0 O" d9 p/ g. [. B, k4 z
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 1 Z8 l( n) e j& U* ~- i : j1 q9 |2 \( b' w8 [! A# e'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '; X: p% Y$ E, ~8 }( h t9 {5 X7 f
; q$ Z$ p! S& f) Jbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '$ s2 m5 C1 \3 o2 r5 \
8 L+ z/ B& f9 L1 N0 y# M'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; D" K% Y! R' v( y/ X. l % S6 b! y; A# C `I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'