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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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3 T3 d6 c G( @& u6 U'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?', F8 n) K+ H/ G
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '8 E. M& m' W* U8 d
8 u4 t0 Y, I% Y* K9 wbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. . N, A& ]! V. i7 [0 P
F/ y1 w( P7 K1 C, f1 sI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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