BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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/ I. c; |" Z  [+ c) p'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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& W: ?! u  W- @+ h4 h# Ybut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

% [9 O' \1 U) Q9 x1 C( X5 XI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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