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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' - q# [. q$ o5 ^( i$ N ! P4 I5 ^* m, @but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' " E' W( \3 `2 T 5 T6 _, q6 s. a4 l6 E; i# n
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " b4 I: N2 ]6 |/ I6 Z! i. R
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'