An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ! G2 w& ^4 ^" s4 t2 P6 _0 C/ h" V! e
. K, c' m8 J& G& ~2 }'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 T; [# A4 d C9 x2 _) Q / g# y# `# r) a' r9 R! v" ], w'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ' i- J5 m Q; r2 ], g: N/ C# A; y % }$ @% `; |1 c8 qbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' - K3 F9 V- `1 R- H% B. \ ; }0 T v# [8 f4 {'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / {1 _ z* y) d3 Z# T' X
/ y5 q: n7 G c1 m3 y0 N: F7 p$ ]I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'