The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

5 T" v% Z3 F& K+ P' nThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

1 h4 J8 _+ O# S2 h! E) ~The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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# k- |5 W* m" i( GThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

: q) i, P: d9 b$ i3 M% z5 z; EThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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, i' j- s1 o" `+ jBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”

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