The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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4 f/ {1 d. e$ l) `8 _0 U; ?8 Y/ lThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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0 {+ j8 z3 `% k1 J$ X% kThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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- J9 H& b( T2 l: B4 B& _( |The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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/ k+ ]" _1 N1 N' YWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

3 ~: L4 T3 q+ R; V# m6 `) cThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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0 B" V$ {0 w6 H  g' {BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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7 Y/ B* w* a3 G1 U, y“Case Dismissed”

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