The pregnant lady

Xbfeng

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

* A/ N) j5 P! W  y7 ^This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
3 @  ^8 k7 J6 T) |8 {& V
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
3 e. P& i+ M% g: W" [9 L1 |% y
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
) \* m0 q5 w" N( D4 A
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

: D7 R  _' w) b% g“Case Dismissed”

Dumber

Funny

没心没肺

eagle2008