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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.' _1 v; f K7 w& B. Q- ^6 Z
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.) p- B8 J6 F3 i3 K. h9 o
2 N) r4 J) J L+ J& e/ CThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.: }' d; Q% j/ E4 T) Z, C3 E
; u% W4 e4 V" zThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:# z, O. f# y: N* _
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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5 z+ L8 k o2 GThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.5 m$ \+ ~, |1 f3 R5 F
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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. b/ R1 ?: p' t# D x/ {+ N& J- s" dBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."6 i+ O( l- z) |8 S' G1 [
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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