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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.0 F( ]/ [4 M. A* X- L7 J; [( g
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.; z+ p! }4 c* L) m. x4 h
7 r' i6 y1 n, z3 T! QThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself." Z9 x1 A, t! _2 v4 z- N! R
5 p; W/ R: G. a) f fThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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- W$ n9 U7 Y. i. g# UWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.5 a' L' h4 M. N$ n
) u, L5 ]; i, ? @Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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8 \+ J5 w Y J- u8 gThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.: B7 V# C6 `. b/ w; M) C
8 i$ ?1 ?" T$ J9 N g, bBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."5 @4 j, [& N; {$ v' v
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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