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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
+ ]7 |2 a! e6 G5 E) h2 u4 cshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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) Q9 u% a$ E) q9 @+ {% o  |% NThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
$ }2 v! ^; x8 B/ D+ g: |. eperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,3 m# Q, z' c4 y# q) v
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
: u) `2 O  H9 j* z; F6 b& Mgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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4 g) X% J1 z8 Q% WThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
/ i  O+ l, o0 g; e+ A$ ?" R# A7 xden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
) u0 j0 r, k! d! bThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"0 @2 q" [' D0 E. P
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and+ Q6 O* v4 _0 v- k) P! I
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.. D+ ?0 e/ E$ F0 b" r
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
4 \# U( K. f. |" X5 a) Oand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' p3 `& ^5 q# i, |6 H1 E1 B0 B

: V( t( H6 C- Q, x: E( k0 I1 xAgain he gets no response.9 I- X" _( }3 a0 S, n& L( I; J2 ?
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 4 V+ X2 Q# `4 c# k; u% H/ M
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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