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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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5 q( Z1 g2 E" z& a" }The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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4 `8 }/ X/ I1 C, k+ I8 q! THere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,7 m/ e0 x& L: j+ l$ @" \
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
9 `% H8 Q! s: \! ygo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") ^$ c2 y, g: E, F1 B5 A7 A( n
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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- h' Q+ t! G! N; g# A9 [3 z/ ]8 SThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and8 {5 H, x8 d u' M- A2 x
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' `6 N; [" X% C. k2 w1 M
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Still no response., [0 O9 R0 l: v% D2 \$ A; L6 i
, x. ^0 u3 ` VNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife; t/ O1 y! ^/ G, g, @
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"! e- Y' R2 c! w3 F
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Again he gets no response.
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p' R) ?+ j2 x8 BSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
' P7 Y# b( m, x7 }5 U! ]" A! Bfor dinner?" Again there is no response.' \9 v+ @$ N/ B- R- Y2 T/ p
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 D4 H. U5 i" v1 R$ m(I just love this)
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3 a4 Z( b1 ^8 W- \; c- ]* v"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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