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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought K& J9 |* g% g" z2 g; k
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
( g9 B& D8 o& ~; F7 A/ b" rthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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r ^6 v: t% M" ^; HThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
5 c, p2 t2 h3 yperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.' M5 B# l0 Q: T( p5 M
4 A7 {8 V! m9 RHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
4 r' O9 h( c( I& U9 i+ z# Xand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,/ }9 H v& [9 C) Z
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( [, z. d& e( S8 k4 N
0 Z* k* v( w( E0 e/ GThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the, c; e& Q2 z! u% g6 y% V2 K
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
) e% `( L8 H0 A, y% M# h3 LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"+ ~# H. _. p' ~9 k, z* M7 N8 `
" C2 Y$ U! m6 S# vNo response.; z6 J# V5 E. r+ S0 O; D
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and$ j. c: y& X' O- s( Z- ]
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.7 u( w0 g: E+ J, O2 D* R$ E( g
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
8 Q1 H5 y: Q. pand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.1 d% _$ a1 m2 f' F& H
! r4 a) D" P# t7 f. E# }2 ]$ {1 sSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
( z4 q6 T& O1 {! Bfor dinner?" Again there is no response.+ ^3 P+ s) B4 }+ _* |% `+ J& I# b
1 u! x) j2 D( ^So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"! X! k; p) ?+ p/ u* h
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) m# f6 \/ t; n$ ] V"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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