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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.! z0 W/ d1 {+ o: A
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 ?' y: T# f* i  p. s' CHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
2 K( J7 ~5 c8 e9 Iand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,  N# s, i6 {6 H" S" b
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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5 i! A* \4 j0 Z9 G+ ^) G# m7 dThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
+ E+ ]% \% \% B# c; E% P0 z) lden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
! f, k. z6 h: r4 e  w" nThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 ?" Y4 z4 `+ l% e3 ^- ZNo response.
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2 G9 B: \+ V1 x7 C+ USo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and4 u6 i* Y7 w9 S( \" X
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"( Z: r) ]+ a- @$ @
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife; S7 H' Z: a, N5 l. m9 A0 l1 {& k
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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% ~: u7 A( y" W) `' n# H3 ^So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's & u/ j) o, Q! L8 F
for dinner?" Again there is no response./ u& o. }) V# O# M0 o
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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