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+ P9 ~) m) X7 }3 h2 r( j8 ^& ^A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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) q* s6 m- y1 j$ o% N/ a* d) aThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 9 I6 i/ S6 r( k$ B) J- O
: e' Z5 [5 h, FThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 9 u/ Q+ y0 X0 V+ e" ]; F& O) P
; f% z4 J% K% b: N/ u4 K5 r/ xThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." + B0 b+ E" W) \
; a+ e& d7 K. _4 n& tSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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P/ n6 A! Q" G: S. c( e! iAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 4 b$ t" M7 h* [5 z
" k( q( _2 S7 J. aThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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