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' f+ `9 u) }& W- ~The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. $ z! y0 |) ~6 V- g6 a( \# `
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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9 _, ^3 \) c8 DSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ( G3 X, k; X. ?& `, Q, ~/ U
+ g0 O, U0 D/ S7 C i9 tAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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6 U6 H+ Z! J+ p& U8 PThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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