Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage

. a2 ]5 F$ k7 j/ G! BA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

8 o# Z- K5 h8 ?; |) B. H- dThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

1 n2 [1 O, \7 b7 UThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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; b; N, \, [, O7 s4 cSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

) f: F+ L( X( ^, _. T: lAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."

4 H! j( `7 j2 n, T5 j. AThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

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That's a good one, sweetie

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