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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with# t6 p8 z# k+ P7 y& I
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the# X9 l/ A. I" }% i" X4 Q
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to7 r0 H. o- r6 ?7 L( _
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
! ?2 V# F: m! \6 [$ T1 M5 { The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they$ _( [. z9 K, _2 f
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you/ V+ Q( _8 x( I
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'% n5 { D ^2 ^' i# x" |# D: V
; r8 q* y& g; i% `+ ?9 _8 ` 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
( g, Z# {! a+ {couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* I1 C; A1 h! W" x: D
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
