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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with& S+ @$ P* @2 q: U
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the2 S9 ?5 m) l4 k' n. q W
entrance.* Y( \3 p0 s& m; s
5 r$ f: i7 j- I The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
5 e- a) D A; w& |. ~Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'5 W/ b) t* [$ l0 p# }
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 A3 ]! f4 ~- P: K6 h
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
. _- I4 O4 C l( r: T# K% z4 mthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?': u5 f; a0 `, w) O0 r
[4 ~4 ^5 c8 t$ c 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
, @/ {5 F5 G: q: Acouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
- G) ~ J" u3 Dshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
