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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
" m0 P/ l, n! d5 lher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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0 g! @9 l6 r1 `. w The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
; o$ c& Q% q7 o7 dWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
' v+ o( J( q" N! x# l) `7 t/ |0 L The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
5 n) l! r+ ^. Uain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
9 _% k2 I6 Q; J4 |, d+ f& Ithink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'! t E2 {1 S! n& N
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just8 n# s/ \$ I/ P2 u1 E7 y; f
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
3 s) |2 b* l- S. B, q6 Sshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
