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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
7 l9 y/ I0 U: ^0 ` Hher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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% i9 @. j7 J/ r: T# E The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to6 s& q& Y. r# B1 }, o
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
0 ?( e) `# {6 ]! z% r% f% u The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they- r0 l5 C! J+ O+ t/ [' H6 r3 i5 [5 Q
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
7 n' g. Z; `- {( E# Athink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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: e- v9 Y+ W+ g( W0 K. f8 ] 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just, W* U3 G/ B. R' F/ K
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for% }1 y5 T& P1 y# _3 X+ l8 h
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
