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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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- m0 h3 ^& a* c! q# K The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
# `5 g* Z4 L7 j5 Z! qWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
* M6 T. ?& o9 `- k: N! N The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
4 a* l; _# O9 {# o! zain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
" ]" q: w$ D0 \! V. m: Gthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just4 q3 |9 C4 [9 \# j6 o
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
