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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ ?" k' P; k& D9 z7 p# F0 Q
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the3 C3 J5 h2 j0 _/ C& l
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
8 \2 [" V7 Y0 @- Q8 AWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'6 \0 E3 i" f! A5 h% y) H9 n$ E: ?
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they9 E0 i* L4 Y, c0 F
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
# h! }4 H' F: [think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'9 D+ a% K3 O6 a! _7 q, A
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( G* w8 N3 T# S. K' p
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
% s c" P6 q$ e$ V4 l2 r; A2 oshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
