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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ ~; a4 k0 T, D
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the) Q6 f$ v! ~, U/ H2 p
entrance.; W7 D; l( p2 D6 V2 B, M
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( I, n4 z- T0 p4 k) O& |Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
: i O' a9 c, k" @, k The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ A" U8 T0 q1 L1 \' X9 Z' R2 Sain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you1 {# c& ]+ V: h( D0 f2 a0 @
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
9 P: L" U" p' f$ n2 E$ zcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for4 w4 i0 |. r3 a1 {# n6 z# M# O
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
