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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* x3 p1 @: D* A) u; _
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'. T4 f6 w/ b- D6 [5 d2 s
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
) r0 T0 B5 o0 |- Y4 c6 Wain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
