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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with# Z# _5 u! Z( f) ]6 J- Q+ Y
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the5 c; E3 n# ?8 `5 c! [2 z
entrance.6 L4 Y; J# s/ m4 b# T; F
7 G6 F( K" Q5 p( a, P/ \) ^ The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to: }8 n+ i; ~. M8 W* m/ z
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
7 d% q. W0 Y; B& [, X, p, g5 m The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ @6 e0 P6 N. q) Q+ Q6 l0 Wain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
7 j6 `& }' R) C* J# i9 ythink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'% J7 `. v# x4 c2 N5 N: ]9 N- l0 H
1 Y& r% y l# V- F 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just% ~ S) z+ J* j, o) a
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
/ a0 X1 v+ t. kshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
