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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with/ R* S; p( v: k" g6 ?$ k0 [
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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/ [$ @' l$ \7 g0 m" O% _4 E4 C The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to2 `" ]7 M* p8 q* J! |0 V
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
' k6 ?- e4 J6 t! O The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 x9 I- _5 z M* c
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you( C9 ]6 X& g, k6 c* d8 P0 U
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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( |1 [: I8 K( L0 j 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
8 q3 \& |1 L) I0 f [: Scouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for" n1 B, [9 i- m O
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
