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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with7 @2 Q; m$ W" D G$ I% e! O& `
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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# E& G5 R1 L$ }6 L6 ? _ The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ _2 R0 L5 {. u
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
% h9 h0 S5 J5 \) c% Y The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they- n) v4 l5 Z; P& ], D% z
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you. H9 c* f$ F/ y
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'& B) q- j. _) }9 f! i$ }
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
( [4 C% }! [6 C$ h5 h: W k3 ^couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for! v. m3 a: S$ \- d
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
