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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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" T) y) E: C0 E0 M7 oMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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. F9 o9 }- s5 U- q$ `0 T1 CI never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with  h- ~6 I7 p" b" w  v' ]0 q
MEN?  
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MEN opause  ?7 D! c4 @5 c8 L+ V+ @! D& d

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( A' y; f. W7 d1 i3 Q2 A" {7 GSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....( ~/ ~7 ~1 u& T, V2 v; n
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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