 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Believe it or not.
* p: a& R; |/ l' i
6 ^5 C Z C! [ aWoman has8 Q$ r; ]' L2 r1 L
Man3 U6 s8 l `! F3 E. v
in it;5 z7 |7 H3 E" J- }' X
Mrs. has: }! t" d1 G3 ?; f- W/ C$ D; k& z: V1 K
Mr. in it; - O$ K* B) i: L/ [0 t
Female has% h" F, m/ c: i0 h! R& d
Male
, }3 h; r! L$ j% F2 s2 u' @in it;
( r: ^9 b% A9 u7 C* cShe has He
, F- ?- W5 o1 b. e5 fin it; & [9 Y, T) R$ t: ~6 g
Madam has
$ F% S5 E# B" ]Adam in it; ( w- ^" _2 i' E; {2 B5 z
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
}. Q% h# u7 T: F/ \: v. N, H/ r- G' u8 ?* C
" T) y) E: C0 E0 M7 oMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
; p- k( h9 U ulegs of a woman.... ' V5 D& M. {2 d
Why?0 r% G9 i- ?' N9 x/ |. F/ S
+ u, H& p, N7 |# Z1 H2 {2 U7 D
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME: y0 m( W/ {# ?
) H5 T( g. r. L& i8 ^2 }
. v0 F" b1 `4 U. e6 L9 n0 c! ~( n$ j3 ]: l: `6 e6 G% N9 ^& |
$ t4 O, m& N8 O' \/ y
$ ]4 J1 Y' ?9 q- H7 z
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
- u r- e" y" i8 R7 d% \6 A$ i7 V
. F9 o9 }- s5 U- q$ `0 T1 CI never looked at it this way before:
8 P0 @5 ?0 n' T' Y; M6 i5 t3 f5 F- u. H# y' Z; T( x. Y3 U6 j) Z, [5 B
3 M7 r4 \# ^; l, M& V1 R; O/ ^: F
r+ e) A1 O0 v/ I8 L# `6 q4 |' }
; ?* \/ \5 R# n; g* }
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with h- ~6 I7 p" b" w v' ]0 q
MEN?
5 J s' ^. |% N7 v+ }7 e
; p$ U! L7 ^5 m& T6 U+ R$ I! M x1 Q6 y( }7 Q
3 H/ n9 T0 Q& [1 t( G v4 _
+ ~7 _( Z; d! }5 _ t$ ^- _! \) G/ x7 q
" q) Z. k; A6 Z# NMEN tal illness
1 O6 X/ B% Y; b g U8 e0 A8 M X2 C5 _5 ~) s( V0 _) K7 ~5 b
MEN strual cramps4 P& [3 p$ F% T6 G0 @1 K
) [7 ?% M" o' v0 g6 R0 j3 SMEN tal breakdown0 l) k# Z! b9 H, y' B/ S! d6 ~) f
# K9 B3 N$ p! H+ X6 Z# F- }8 N
MEN opause ?7 D! c4 @5 c8 L+ V+ @! D& d
* a. s$ [1 Y, x1 n {GUY necologist
9 S: m% L+ E- t& u+ `, G8 e% d; g* j
AND .. 8 j1 X) M2 q( h; l c n/ C
, @) g/ h* Y9 j6 J
# `6 A4 x. @* FWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a! q6 f( v" c0 w0 [; D& I, s# ~
0 h) L; h0 g M( M% G% q
HISterectomy.) P( y. s4 p$ j) Q0 P
/ o$ L" G5 d, M8 y
B) w5 t w' n4 y. g5 n+ @0 Y: g( o. ?( D h9 g- ~
s) T/ [! v- ]2 e% H$ A
( A' y; f. W7 d1 i3 Q2 A" {7 GSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
4 u$ @6 |8 s x1 ~! H- X1 y+ i0 ?3 b1 `0 n. v" p2 c' X
Send this to all the men just to annoy them $ O( W5 e: u& E- W
" e7 C/ N! y* z* _1 @% U% t: a7 ]
5 |" g' _# b/ J' X" q& S$ C
Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....( ~/ ~7 ~1 u& T, V2 v; n
|
|