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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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in it;
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...* E6 i. u$ Y5 h( ]: m1 @' S
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN tal illness2 P9 j! K" ?8 ^. M! V
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MEN strual cramps
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GUY necologist
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1 H6 L% I( ?$ U' Y0 M, LWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a

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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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( Q- ]( x) x7 \2 N7 {Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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! h9 t1 K. t" r  WHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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