Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  _% {! O6 r5 u4 w+ x7 T* b4 O5 FIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. {3 E2 n% F3 {2 q- Q$ ?) oIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 S+ y7 V- j& OIf you don't, you're insensitive.

; S4 Z3 p- n0 ^( s9 z6 ?$ MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ t- g' V# ?$ N3 @. `! f" HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% o/ P; ^* b: \& Q9 z& LIf she asks you, it's a favor.

( v) ~$ N& i, bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 b& S* n: S  M8 C5 `If you don't, you're a slob.
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: P$ [) d0 `/ L) `) y, N/ h. MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
- O% c* O, {+ {4 \. T* ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~