Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, t' `8 s( d' a$ ]% q& Y& MIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' h# Q9 @, R" X+ C" E0 p4 F- \5 F/ AIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 \2 K0 t( U* c! D+ u9 Y# |If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% {  g8 w6 S( KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

! }: x$ K. i2 _0 q* Z  u" tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* K  }8 z7 i' @+ U, |) _$ ^1 YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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  x8 x7 p0 y4 p% H. \  OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 v1 Z& H+ f& f( s6 HIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 ], b9 R* Q# O2 s9 S( D, QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! i6 S8 S/ i5 i# y- OIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( t" `, C1 A0 s! T0 RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 l" x- y: m& `; u) jIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

( k2 i& L5 j% x+ E. G5 [, i; HIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
" f1 U" W2 \% u- vfeeling sorry for the guys~