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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; o" b! b; x0 W) A0 D, [" j. g
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.7 O2 f2 H/ p5 s* J
, F+ N" Q0 v0 g5 TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.( W) z& i# ]& S, P1 ?
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity." p: z( E0 d, z0 i: M
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. m+ k+ Y/ x# _' q& C
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.0 X1 D. N7 M5 J# d2 Q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ Y3 f2 |( b0 Q( I3 {0 X9 @. _' v9 MIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ z% A6 V0 G( Q4 yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 v: S \$ `* _If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- \. G! o R3 a$ X+ U6 A
+ T& M; V8 K8 U- UIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination./ ^' ]9 O! W$ z& W& T! f h
If she asks you, it's a favor.9 Y3 _8 V9 w9 `5 [7 ?. P9 F6 o
4 r0 ?. ?# b2 L2 PIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# M9 x9 Q4 }* XIf you don't, you're a slob.3 t+ g' o! Y* `. ]* ?
* ]: U7 w- c; `If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' f( K9 z! U: [: q1 N# u; l- @0 ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 K5 S6 z h6 D9 v: d
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired./ E% ~* _. R% T% x
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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