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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ [/ g( }; r3 j
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. J* ?, o$ \! w" s' r. }
1 r" _; Q9 Y, @0 t6 D3 N6 t# d+ `If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ M7 Z; e V$ q5 I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 u$ y) k# S5 b6 ZIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 \) K& ~! ]( }, ] ?6 Y& TIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! k5 A3 x0 x! V% L! f# SIf you cry, you're a wimp.5 o0 Z2 S) t( g
If you don't, you're insensitive." I( I) B8 S: @+ E% _% r5 @0 z9 A
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.2 `' y; e+ l5 G8 ^9 g
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 X/ Z7 H# [" q1 e1 d3 i
$ o$ c( I9 I6 sIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.$ Z7 z' Y* ]7 m+ {' ^8 D
If she asks you, it's a favor.1 ?( P( A: y% K. q% K" I
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.5 {3 N/ P$ g) Q3 f
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' @, n/ I$ c6 A: w0 a2 XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 ?5 c4 C, a- \7 k, ^
, e5 n2 u" O4 I' m' d* ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 G A0 ]2 A* Y W% Y" WIf you're not, you're not ambitious., t& t- u/ V i7 W5 g0 v
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
$ y* _. `6 F' vIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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