Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& i1 n$ v2 x: w6 @9 Y7 H9 uIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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" o0 N$ d/ I! L* B& f, PIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

. \3 d1 p$ c" W& Q/ WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; P2 n: @0 j- s, H, t7 ^( }If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% V& q4 ?" M: G) s$ ]; dIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& w$ b1 }/ q+ Y" N* _6 zIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 u9 u8 _; C3 f$ a: t; s  }  o+ ~If you don't, you're insensitive.

7 y6 H2 |8 W9 u# \' n7 d7 VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- M" F/ W8 M; y+ a% qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
  `; Y- t+ y8 @' xIf you don't, you're a slob.
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5 `% Q) E# {( E7 eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 M' l: _. c5 h! Y2 [6 X. y! [+ gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
& }4 B& a6 D" e$ {- n# K' l3 MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
7 D5 c* b! N" n7 w* Kfeeling sorry for the guys~