Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 c+ v' I+ s5 U7 V& S" F1 @If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* q! T) E( a, zIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 T2 p  a4 n$ E* b4 qIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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) g* V+ r$ s* `/ q- eIf you cry, you're a wimp.
; [, }0 k0 ?- QIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: o9 ]( v8 T1 d- R* G" PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" I' v, E  W0 L8 s- }& fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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: L3 `2 s  ~  k0 V5 G6 Q0 |1 ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  D$ ]' l8 u2 D3 F  f! U/ h# K8 OIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& N; a8 m! R# w- t" HIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 D1 t7 k9 L8 a; gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

, ~% Y+ I8 d8 A4 C# O/ hIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 @' s1 N4 H/ V' ]/ mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
7 w9 X+ ]$ Z* L1 i5 ~$ Pfeeling sorry for the guys~