Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

/ I- K/ L3 g4 xIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  _) ?- L0 a  L' y" yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. v0 I# A; B0 u- d. |If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

7 _+ u0 q( d, u* L! I! W. k! J- XIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  L4 l2 ^6 R3 q  V  bIf you don't, you're insensitive.

  w% R) {& P- G6 m! Z. ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 |  V0 Z/ Q9 Q! ^7 g( B* NIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
; A1 F; M' E/ d" l) W- k& IIf you don't, you're a slob.

. h& M2 H6 T4 {" l9 h* fIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. s, n3 j8 Z3 Y8 Y1 X# Q/ VIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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  w, O: ^5 B( A% }+ d0 B5 o/ KIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

" ]4 V' ]/ ]4 s. KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
8 _% Y( A: \& F2 ~8 Y! Nfeeling sorry for the guys~