Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
8 j( [7 @7 D/ }$ \# v7 ~: K  TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

4 U# i7 _4 l  o+ D; Q# w: _If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" z+ Q% s' W" F/ l; t7 NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

2 l- p. K: E+ ~4 G% m3 rIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

% S# j4 [( b4 Z3 UIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  l9 R) b! ^* ^9 ~6 t; Z, M1 {, b% ^If you don't, you're insensitive.
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5 K3 |  g9 {  IIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 [! ]" S4 O5 j) Z- eIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' F5 F9 [, p* g( A* q0 ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ L9 M8 u  H. u% N% n& t  V* QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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! V- ]8 p* e5 |If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~