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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. - d$ L7 ]) L; P7 d. S3 \# ?+ e" z' Q, T% c
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 8 b" @5 y5 W; R4 v# [ v W
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................6 b8 {8 s' {% r8 y, H( _1 }
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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& q0 l! a/ H9 ^5 @' K0 v'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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5 ]7 S9 r) @" h! WGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ! _8 u- y9 ]( A+ g
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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