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6 X2 R2 z0 C2 t& P @2 e; I'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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$ R# u I I3 z& b2 K2 Q2 g- j9 DThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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8 z" L6 d; `0 E( I3 T'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'6 H! R* u/ ^, I& c+ p& _# I
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................... w" {3 l& }$ H* [8 s; }9 i: p
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' s9 f, C4 L9 d% z) g' N# j
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. & Y! J. A+ Y* f# a. g. M6 K
) f2 N5 t# G. E/ Y iGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 4 t& I" K/ n/ a4 j
9 J7 |8 r; |+ U. m9 M& V: R p'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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