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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. * q% c6 B4 k' [. Y# T d
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' % N1 {: y& y4 n0 X+ z
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' : s! Y4 A" O8 g' x# D
! [( g; Y k9 o' A4 N'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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) S' B3 u+ n& ]& W4 x" }3 Z'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
1 q9 |6 _1 h/ B7 ~. C(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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3 H' p. P- x7 O" A'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. A6 n! ?! L2 O. K% M l, J
/ t8 G- E" g! @5 p( cGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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, V- x5 L3 C% n7 t: ~2 d2 x'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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