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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. " \! O8 h" o; N8 P, \0 U& ?
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' , a" {1 I" u' `* [+ r% V3 V; w
8 G5 d# `* N5 _' F+ k$ I- O7 \The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 1 I* x( l4 Z- }! r
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'7 s2 I1 Q! q3 M8 C1 P9 P
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................! E; H% d- y: x& j; [
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. + P+ \( B/ ^1 L) D5 C, l
& i* m% u8 \& _2 {: N" dGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' * [) B ?6 C8 h2 P" u
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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