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( B+ g4 Y+ T0 a% N: A'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' # G8 g+ {8 Z: D# M5 l2 I* C
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' / k& R4 Y- N( q) s" ^9 c7 o
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'5 R2 [ `, L8 n0 U
& t7 k2 F- o0 q8 ]3 l4 D'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
) C7 B, X) o: L D% R(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ; H0 }2 ]( K: S3 V S, f
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ) y9 J* k$ s' `1 V1 b; Y1 v
/ ?" [" o$ r: {! _3 i% Z8 n' C; tGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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