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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ' X" i) Q/ `) l6 j

( D; f2 W2 J' z/ t  r2 M'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' # H4 ~7 v3 b0 @& f: }& [# t

$ ^4 J4 R$ |$ s) v$ p2 f5 ~The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'8 e+ t5 e. }$ u& s/ x- V
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................9 G7 n" g! C. O, V0 O# w5 j
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' , A+ M$ n! U; Z& o. ]' k2 m
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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# [. v$ \$ Z/ N3 I7 K: Z, pGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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+ T4 {; W2 k& F. [# R* }* B+ L% q'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-4-26 11:16 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting
% J4 x. [' e6 Xthanks for sharing
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发表于 2008-4-26 15:05 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-4-26 15:18 | 显示全部楼层
好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!
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发表于 2009-9-20 12:57 | 显示全部楼层
WOW SEH !
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