Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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6 ]6 [; X1 Y; ~$ f4 W  Y/ o I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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4 ^" I- Q' E  x- z8 E) I" M SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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6 W' m5 t/ d/ S& O THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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! a, p+ x+ z( }- ~; i- Z0 [ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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