Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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/ P* \2 F" T3 E6 C2 V- s$ Z' v WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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3 u( a: R/ k4 @4 C4 A0 R) g4 u "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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5 A! w4 }6 l. I4 @) _! i THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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" F( H5 U7 M7 k WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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0 H1 l: n" {- a THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..


SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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3 A1 Z! U" Z9 F) l SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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) b! U0 h& I1 d- D THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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8 r% I# a) J3 U& `1 U% @# V THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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