Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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* g/ w+ Y7 L$ a8 W "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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. S" l. F- ^+ x& g! d THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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6 Z& f# }# b, X  M THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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- ~- C- q, I# b- l LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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