Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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4 M+ N2 C7 S' U4 ], x% g% `0 P WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.: q4 m0 {' o) a+ M& K
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8 {3 C7 C$ u" X  D1 Z THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.$ a  k0 ^; a4 I! k

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/ `' L# |) y: v5 _ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .. G& t' }9 f4 P: B4 ~! X

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' S& Y% N& f3 a2 K/ P "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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6 c4 R4 F- _( r4 ]) v I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."! B8 F7 V  h/ k' O
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.- T+ p; R. b, Y* ~$ C

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,( w$ o% Z8 |# n, E

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.7 D" {9 a1 I" n3 C9 C

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS! c4 A3 @: x% y
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM." @+ A3 w! C* F4 R$ i# L( r
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR- v' k) x& Z( A8 S
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.) k- p' c: X) ^! i8 ^! m5 b
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  p5 r/ Q* e6 C1 K, B. Q; K THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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