Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  K' `3 f- F* |2 M2 g1 p( n: r
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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; z6 t5 k3 F3 ?+ k# E% V THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .! Q. h( ~+ q. \" H  M  S

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! r: D) O* e7 F0 L* g3 ? "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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$ f3 [3 h% k- ?* U' K; Q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."7 e& @4 d; r4 y  V' o; q3 L

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.7 H# p8 A& Q2 F0 l; C) I* ]- i
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.  V7 U/ t- k2 `9 w1 X

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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5 i2 E8 y1 H0 I' ^% g, s) b SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR3 h% g& y; F4 ?! |
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+ ~- s& i4 [' ]$ I; l% m THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU$ U' N6 `' [/ t. b& r4 Z6 S

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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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