Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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7 `3 h1 w9 }1 s( r) G THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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2 i2 [. q, Q1 l THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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& B4 F7 K/ n$ ~7 X, K "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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