Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


0 B1 |. G, D9 s! P! ]+ S/ I WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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. w4 y% e3 D) D) A SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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1 N: F+ p; ^" u, ^+ r THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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. j% c, y; ?4 M8 J THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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) H% V+ X# h+ P- K' R5 j7 q) X A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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8 }. U( U+ }+ W! T WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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- D0 P# K1 V- q6 |% n  u" T/ R "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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' }2 K- ^3 F4 z" U/ p2 W THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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6 |) e( j  f- w: | IMPRESSIVE..
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' E% g8 z) `9 h, ~ SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


- A. k  H0 D! ? THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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織紗千影

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