Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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  n. z$ g9 B/ F# m; X2 E( z WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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& {( u/ G% P, D* | SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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, n& P6 j' [! _3 G' W0 c. I I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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( V* A: K2 g: `7 ^/ a1 j A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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9 h9 n8 k- _1 j$ t NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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1 s4 X  A% j; B1 A. C0 u: N6 \ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~