Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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3 E2 b* g* b% L WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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4 G5 F: \6 z+ T* R% R6 f8 W9 V THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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* C4 L) I8 |3 Z9 q1 w( a "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


7 V7 I, l) N# L* w I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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! n4 c5 k. n5 Z% ^; j WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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IMPRESSIVE..


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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


END.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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% O* J3 s7 ]( J6 j9 d LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~