Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


7 m: c) }9 G9 q' U WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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0 m1 ^, g" }' X SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


! C+ I5 T7 o1 O/ q: d5 z( V THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


7 i) B! U8 Q/ y8 `2 V& ~" b I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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3 j$ L9 l0 U' h& s1 V THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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* \6 r& B% o9 V; l% J- N$ | "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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! g: ~3 Y, y9 A- Q0 x/ R THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


. d" ~/ E' t- n7 h NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


5 h3 M/ P; u# h0 @( G; g SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


7 d; k' c! v$ R* D% g+ L END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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2 U1 D  B$ n+ w4 e THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~