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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。, Y- ^( s1 C9 [! k
engineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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Symptoms that you are Engineer6 i2 L' n5 J" R3 H
/ H% r8 ~0 o$ q1 y2 IApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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You might be an engineer if…7 Q& x$ @, ?! d, m& G9 c
7 o+ v- H! h: k0 k+ d P/ R2 F3 xIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
/ u; M4 s4 y7 GIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they4 E/ k; B3 g4 W2 O- f% d4 \
work9 [6 a+ ], Y( W, o" u4 G
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone3 m4 b) J& D+ ^8 ^( W
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
% u7 S! p A. f: b. J& T; ]If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner( D. f- ^5 B; ]9 y/ Q
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
8 A; v( X+ f3 }! |$ O! I) k+ ]1 kIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
. I9 {4 ?& ~9 y9 Y3 VIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
* H* X/ D: y5 X) H5 a1 tIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
/ U+ l7 H* W. A3 S' Zdecimal point in the right place
) K/ ]( V" i% v% |1 W u9 o! kIf you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
" p2 C+ G) E$ I; T' ]4 qIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than" W5 x+ T' _1 W9 k N# V' k7 ]
hanging coats and taping ducts
+ {8 [& U1 c: \. E) Z" Z4 wIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
& ?- V, I% n: W# O; |. \+ Asci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
" ^ z7 @ V! F! a5 X. o; bIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
3 Z; D6 G" b: c5 U5 r5 ~/ AIf you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a) x6 Q4 I3 n7 Y
test that actually takes five minutes to run
, Y1 G8 v4 `3 w" N, D2 aIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
5 |8 n5 v. h9 A3 m ]" e2 vIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven, A0 }- X6 t# Z3 k$ a& p6 ]
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
( m7 N, c1 f; G9 vIf you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s9 B8 T" P# A! L5 l& w: s) B
inside. [) B+ i$ O: t/ |7 X% H; V# \. T
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
$ V9 k# h5 \" {7 g; q( \antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
- ~9 B8 ?# Y* Q' ]- r, `- aIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own
; n9 k5 v# D9 A6 H9 ]. znuclear reactor
* b" T3 K2 W1 W m6 c HIf you have never backed-up your hard drive
4 m6 ], V' k1 e# C& \! |' ?! hIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
( t4 {9 y/ |# q! t" h5 O+ H: Tgames, but are afraid to say it out loud
' r2 e4 t# h/ c, \If you truly believe aliens are living among us
! ?2 {- A& D3 NIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance% D3 J4 s2 W! I& R1 S) H3 j
If you see a good design and still have to change it9 r' Z5 V$ l) M/ M* V4 P6 i2 S5 y
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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; ~, l3 m, }+ qIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
+ B% Z: d( I9 |# TIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your; \# J) q, R6 }
automobile tires6 \5 U& u4 r. l; ~% P* k# H3 K
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you( }4 J0 d7 w" i' e: u
own turns bread into charcoal( R; ^! \5 B+ T
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV9 T) A* C# _: t) @- ]$ ~& u7 F
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
3 }+ m4 H$ T! X pIf the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
- `4 U9 Z5 B8 v+ A) J$ i2 orush up to the front to fix it
# V( ^7 o2 L- Q9 ^8 V% }7 N8 rIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary) u) Z5 G, G. n+ E& o/ L& o2 }
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel5 V* G1 g P( A/ C+ S
and have seen most of the shows already3 d* P v4 W* C
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
) r, Q1 T) G' p3 H7 Y. O6 gwith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew* l8 [. X6 f4 g% g
up thinking that was normal i1 \2 h+ C. w3 E: D3 f, q
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what
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If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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% Y& O. B' j1 CIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time: ]$ t$ |" ^$ }: Z! k/ e1 @/ x
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If your checkbook always balances
2 t0 I0 I. M e s7 ^$ v9 [. O6 fIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
: s* n% H4 }! y0 R# f3 N! JIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
+ R- l* ?0 O: M$ a+ l7 y7 vIf you think your computer looks better without the cover0 W6 W% l3 [, r2 Y* v( l5 i
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
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If you spend more on your home computer than your car
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If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
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/ x% M( g$ H9 E! c! i; n$ gIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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